Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

Sfpat · Jan 27, 2015

If the kid is like my sons, he had just finished a large energy drink or Mountain Dew with the resulting requirement

Snake Eyes · Jan 27, 2015

kennyb said:
I don't know, I've heard that nervous people get false lies sometime, if you do pass, it's hard to do unless you're experienced taking them.

False positives are a problem because those tests only measure stress.

Silver Blue&Red · Jan 27, 2015

patsfan13 said:
I want to see ANYOBDY remove 12 balls from a zipped ball bag, deflate them 2psi (or whatever) precisely and replace them in the ball bag and leave the room in 90 seconds.

Laughable This is BS.

...And this all happened before any deflation controversy started. He would have been under no duress or urgency. He could have taken 5 minutes if he wanted. Nobody ever gave a flying sh!t about PSIs before this whole "get back, smear campaign" began.

Hoodie · Jan 27, 2015

supafly said:
You know damn well that we're going to see plenty of videos of someone spending about 8-10 seconds apiece on each ball, thus creating some crazy "what if" scenarios.

This morning PFT says 90 secs is enough time to deflate 12 balls. The craziness continues.

Froob · Jan 27, 2015

Hoodie said:
This morning PFT says 90 secs is enough time to deflate 12 balls. The craziness continues.

Didn't NFL Network already say it takes 10 seconds to bring it down 2 PSI?

Hoodie · Jan 27, 2015

patman52 said:
Why are posters saying that he had the colts balls also, isn't it much more likely that he had the extra balls that the team may provide in outdoor arenas during inclement weather.

and why wouldn't he deflate them all? I mean if the QB likes his footballs a certain way, why would you have a bag of balls that weren't what the QB wanted? What if one of those got into the game?

Rob0729 · Jan 27, 2015

Froob said:
Didn't NFL Network already say it takes 10 seconds to bring it down 2 PSI?

Boomer Esiason said they did it on Inside the NFL (not yet aired) and said it took 10 seconds.

PATSNUTme · Jan 27, 2015

My own experiment: When someone pees on a football it drops the psi 1.5 lbs

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Hoodie · Jan 27, 2015

Froob said:
Didn't NFL Network already say it takes 10 seconds to bring it down 2 PSI?

I haven't been watching them, but that seems logical.

Froob · Jan 27, 2015

Rob0729 said:
Boomer Esiason said they did it on Inside the NFL (not yet aired) and said it took 10 seconds.

Next leak:Boomer Esiason found dead on set of NFL Network. Bill Belichick NOT ruled out as suspect. #deflategate

Rob0729 · Jan 27, 2015

Florio is really embarrassing on this. I defy anyone to take 11 balls in a bag into a room the size of that bathroom and take out all the balls, deflate them, get them back in the bag, and out the door in 90 seconds.

PatsSox363804 · Jan 27, 2015

We've officially reached the point where a guy can't take a piss without being a suspect. These people want blood and will literally look for anything to pin on the Pats. We're guilty until proven innocent and I don't trust our dumbass commissioner to handle any of this correctly. Only thing to do is go out there and win the damn game to piss all of them off.

Jimke · Jan 27, 2015

Don't forget to subtract off the amount of seconds to pee. If the clubhouse person has prostrate
problems, subtract extra time. Also, make an addition adjustment if the guy defecated instead of
urinated. Finally, the lavatory may have a sign "employees wash hands before returning to work".
I read once that to wash your hands properly you have to sing a chorus of "Happy Birthday" while
washing. Washing properly will eat up a few more seconds.

Hoodie · Jan 27, 2015

Rob0729 said:
Florio is really embarrassing on this. I defy anyone to take 11 balls in a bag into a room the size of that bathroom and take out all the balls, deflate them, get them back in the bag, and out the door in 90 seconds.

The article says something about the zipper on the bag making the balls easily accessible blah blah blah. But he'd have 24 balls right. The game balls and the back ups. Someone else mentioned he didn't need to rush since we knew the game start would be delayed due to the OT in Seattle. Why take 90 secs when you know you have a couple of mins. Why not deflate all 24?

This is officially the most analyzed bathroom break in the history of the world.

Hoodie · Jan 27, 2015

Jimke said:
Don't forget to subtract off the amount of seconds to pee. If the clubhouse person has prostrate
problems, subtract extra time. Also, make an addition adjustment if the guy defecated instead of
urinated. Finally, the lavatory may have a sign "employees wash hands before returning to work".
I read once that to wash your hands properly you have to sing a chorus of "Happy Birthday" while
washing. Washing properly will eat up a few more seconds.

do we know if the toilet was flushed? did they check the bathroom for DNA?

Fencer · Jan 27, 2015

Rob0729 said:
Boomer Esiason said they did it on Inside the NFL (not yet aired) and said it took 10 seconds.

Too bad most of the balls weren't really down 2 PSI.

Rob0729 · Jan 27, 2015

Hoodie said:
The article says something about the zipper on the bag making the balls easily accessible blah blah blah. But he'd have 24 balls right. The game balls and the back ups. Someone else mentioned he didn't need to rush since we knew the game start would be delayed due to the OT in Seattle. Why take 90 secs when you know you have a couple of mins. Why not deflate all 24?

This is officially the most analyzed bathroom break in the history of the world.

Who cares if it was a zipper bag. He would still have had to take them all out of the bag one of the time and then loaded them all back in the bag. And that would be the fastest way to do it. If he kept them in the bag and took one out at a time and put it back in the bag it would be even more time to manage.

Sfpat · Jan 27, 2015

PatsSox363804 said:
We've officially reached the point where a guy can't take a piss without being a suspect. These people want blood and will literally look for anything to pin on the Pats. We're guilty until proven innocent and I don't trust our dumbass commissioner to handle any of this correctly. Only thing to do is go out there and win the damn game to piss all of them off.

One correction. We're guilty, there is no proving innocent. Stalin would be pleased.

Hoodie · Jan 27, 2015

Rob0729 said:
Who cares if it was a zipper bag. He would still have had to take them all out of the bag one of the time and then loaded them all back in the bag. And that would be the fastest way to do it. If he kept them in the bag and took one out at a time and put it back in the bag it would be even more time to manage.

We're agreeing ya know. I'm just saying what the article said. Ridiculous to think all that could be accomplished in 90 secs.

Rob0729 · Jan 27, 2015

Hoodie said:
We're agreeing ya know. I'm just saying what the article said. Ridiculous to think all that could be accomplished in 90 secs.

Not trying to argue with you. I am arguing with that point in the article.

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