Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

ctpatsfan77 said:

One last thought: instead of "zeroing in," shouldn't Glazer have said this guy was their #1 man?

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The ball boy peed on the colts balls. That's why Andrew luck stunk that day [emoji1]

you know for sure brady will be wearing a glove in teh sb after this story gets back to him

So I did a Google image search for "handling 12 balls in public toilet". I'm not doing that again.

1) "Employee in bathroom with balls for 90 seconds"

Sounds like a crude jeopardy answer but I can't think of a question (employee, male, strict time limit).

2) I cannot wait for the Bathroom Simulation videos to come out tomorrow. It took 3-4 days before the first YouTube videos about PSI started showing up. Maybe things will be faster.

"This guy carried 24 footballs into a stall. It takes 30 seconds just to find a damn place to put them so you can shut the door."

manxman2601 said:

So I did a Google image search for "handling 12 balls in public toilet". I'm not doing that again.

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12 balls 1 toilet?

Deus Irae said:

12 balls 1 toilet?

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I realise that I probably need to rewrite my last. "I'm not doing that again" probably shouldn't immediately follow"handling 12 balls in public toilet".

Deus Irae said:

You haven't seen the woman who's going to be the first Anglican bishop...

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People have clicked "dislike" on this post, so they must think this woman is hot. It takes all kinds, I guess.

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i just thought it was disrespectful and unnecessary

and you had quotation marks around woman before you edited them as can be seen in post 222.....obviously questioning her womanhood

do you whine about every negative rating you get?

manxman2601 said:

I realise that I probably need to rewrite my last. "I'm not doing that again" probably shouldn't immediately follow"handling 12 balls in public toilet".

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Wasn't that a George Michael song?

Danny said:

It's been said already but seriously, the Pats are lucky that kid wasn't taking a dump.

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Can you imagine!
My friend never goes to bathroom for less then 30 min. I saw his toilet seat once, seems like it was worn out, "he said no, I filed it down so it doesn't cut into me".

blackglass3 said:

This poor ball boy is being tortured by NFL securiry right now for stopping to take a piss. I just picture Jack Bauer or Vic Mackey in the interrogation room with him, beating the crap out of him to make him talk.

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Peter Quinn takes knife to his hand just to let him know the interrogation will be controlled by one side and not the other.

Obviously this employee is an NFL employee if he was handling both the pats and colts footballs, not a member of the pats organization.

Deus Irae said:

12 balls 1 toilet?

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If I say "it'll be a tight squeeze", you're going to take that the wrong way aren't you?

I heard they had a SUSPECT, I just wasnt sure if he was in custody yet. Then I saw the crazy woman from CNN chasing cars down the street like a dog yelling "is he in there "at each one as they passed by. Then she informed me that city officials were telling everyone to get inside and stay there until he was in custody. And the last thing I heard was that they were using sharks with fricking laser beams to search the harbor for him.

What's the latest?

Did they catch him?

Is he dead?

Are we safe yet?

When will our long nightmare be over?

I want my mommy...............

supafly said:

I mean, is it an actual kid who is a teenager, or a grown man?

Some of the ball boys that I've seen look as though they're no more than about 15 yrs old.

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On the NESN "deflategate" clip from the Colts game they briefly show the ballboy furiously working to exchange balls out of a massive bag. He looks to be in his late teens or 20s and looks somewhat terrified (ie. a kid trying to do a good job while working a very important game). I'm sure that his boss talked to him before the NFL was given the tape and if there was any "there" there I highly doubt that BB and Kraft would have been so forceful in their statements.

Patsgofor4 said:

On the NESN "deflategate" clip from the Colts game they briefly show the ballboy furiously working to exchange balls out of a massive bag. He looks to be in his late teens or 20s and looks somewhat terrified (ie. a kid trying to do a good job while working a very important game). I'm sure that his boss talked to him before the NFL was given the tape and if there was any "there" there I highly doubt that BB and Kraft would have been so forceful in their statements.

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So now we have a 4th hypothetical bodily function the kid might have gone into that bathroom for.. throwing up before the big game.

Ya know, I heard Tom say he liked his balls a "certain way" but even I think golden showering them is a bit much.

A story about balls (inflated with a bladder) and a trip to the bathroom.

Can you imagine what Howard Stern could do with a story like this?

You don't even have to be HS!

Froob said:

We're soooo sooo lucky he didn't have to take a long dump.

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OMG I laughed so hard that I had coffee coming out of my nose...serious thanks I really needed that. And it's so funny because it's true

RxJock1120 said:

OMG I laughed so hard that I had coffee coming out of my nose...serious thanks I really needed that. And it's so funny because it's true

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Yea, if this was any male member of my family, the game start would have been delayed, and investigators would have found selfies of him holding a ball next to his toilet full of "selfies."

This story clearly warrants the attention to major media figures like Jimmy Fallon. The ballboy or even better Roger Goodell should be brought on to national tv and Fallon should time how long it takes them to pee and how long it takes them to deflate 11 footballs.