Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

Danger Zone · Jan 27, 2015

tombonneau said:
Holy ****. I don't have cable so am only following this story online but ************ Marisa Tomei is phoning in to talk shows to discuss? What is wrong with people?

She called in and said that she found Belichick to be incredibly believable and that she loves him.

I think she has all her priorities in the right place thank you very much...

signbabybrady · Jan 27, 2015

Pessimistic Pete · Jan 27, 2015

Every time I say to myself "No more sports media today" some other tidbit "leaks" and I get caught up in this stupid ****storm all over again, wasting hours of my life processing hypothetical conclusions to unconfirmed reports.

God damn it.

Patriot Missile · Jan 27, 2015

Give it up NFL,haters and media. The more you try the stupider you look. Hilarious the rest of the country can't see through this crap.

I.M. Fletcher · Jan 27, 2015

hwc said:
So, do you guys think the Pats set up Glazer with the evening's first leak?

He really looks like a tool....

I think the league was embarrassed by how badly Belichick put this thing in to flames, so they tried to flip the conversation. They just didnt take in to account that Kraft would also turn on Goodell and leak the information from a video that they themselves have.

This right here, this moment, this is the end of Goodell.

Danger Zone · Jan 27, 2015

What if the poor guy just had to drop a deuce?

shmessy · Jan 27, 2015

neuronet said:
I want the time back that I have wasted on this f'ing topic. How about it: we file a class action lawsuit against the NFL for time we wasted worrying about this crap.

Best 192 hours of my life.

Not.

Hoodie · Jan 27, 2015

Patriot Missile said:
Give it up NFL,haters and media. The more you try the stupider you look. Hilarious the rest of the country can't see through this crap.

But they can't or they won't see through it. Damage done but at least The Pats finally got mad and said we're not gonna take it anymore. (sorry for the earworm)

eom · Jan 27, 2015

Danger Zone said:
What if the poor guy just had to drop a deuce?

yeah, I had to steal this one

defegate

hwc · Jan 27, 2015

Just to reflect on how misleading Glazer's report was:

JayGlazer
@JayGlazer

Breaking news: sources tell @FOXSports the NFL has zeroed in on a locker room attendant w Patriots who allegedly took balls from officials locker room to another area on way to field. Sources say they have interviewed him and additionally have video. Still gauging if any wrong doing occurred with him but he is strong person of interest

JDot · Jan 27, 2015

Danger Zone said:
What if the poor guy just had to drop a deuce?

In 90 seconds?

supafly · Jan 27, 2015

I mean, is it an actual kid who is a teenager, or a grown man?

Some of the ball boys that I've seen look as though they're no more than about 15 yrs old.

Wax Frog · Jan 27, 2015

Respect the clock? No no no! ...

shmessy · Jan 27, 2015

Danny said:
So to recap:

- the employee took two bags of footballs from the officials' locker room after they had been inspected and approved

- the employee then took the two bags into a small, one toilet/one sink bathroom for about 90 seconds

- the employee then headed to the field

Why is this investigation taking several weeks again?

Teddy Wells bills by the hour.

Fansince77 · Jan 27, 2015

Danger Zone said:
What if the poor guy just had to drop a deuce?

Ahhh I get it funny guy..I see what you did there...Deuce/ 2 Psi....I have my eyes on you bro.

supafly · Jan 27, 2015

hwc said:
hwc said:

Breaking news: sources tell @FOXSports the NFL has zeroed in on a locker room attendant w Patriots who allegedly took balls from officials locker room to another area on way to field.

Click to expand...

Right--a ball boy or some kind of attendant took the balls into the bathroom (so called area on way to field)

hwc said:

Sources say they have interviewed him and additionally have video.

Click to expand...

Right on both the fact that he's been interviewed and the fact that they currently have video

hwc said:

Still gauging if any wrong doing occurred with him

Click to expand...

Of course

hwc said:

but he is strong person of interest

Click to expand...

Right--likely the main person of interest

Baboon · Jan 27, 2015

My ribs are going to kill tomorrow from all the laughing I did at posts in this thread.

Fansince77 · Jan 27, 2015

supafly said:
I mean, is it an actual kid who is a teenager, or a grown man?

Some of the ball boys that I've seen look as though they're no more than about 15 yrs old.

15 year old with Video game dexterity, almost Matrix like.

reneluar · Jan 27, 2015

The ball boy is Dan Shaughnessy?

mikey m · Jan 27, 2015

You damn homers won't give it up and admit it will you?

Obviously this employee took the balls to the bathroom where the patriots had stashed 11 more ball boys with 11 needles and deflated each of the balls. Probably pissed on the colts balls too, dirty cheaters.

Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

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