Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

I want the time back that I have wasted on this f'ing topic. How about it: we file a class action lawsuit against the NFL for time we wasted worrying about this crap.

Deus Irae said:

You haven't seen the 'woman' who's going to be the first Anglican bishop...

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All the bleach in Terrell Suggs house couldn't remove that image from eyes now. Gag.

neuronet said:

I want the time back that I have wasted on this f'ing topic. How about it: we file a class action lawsuit against the NFL for time we wasted worrying about this crap.

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i dont know. The mark brunell crying thing made it all worth it for me.

Deus Irae said:

You haven't seen the woman who's going to be the first Anglican bishop...

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You just broke my screen

Deus Irae said:

You haven't seen the woman who's going to be the first Anglican bishop...

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Speaking of the Three Stooges...

An NFL Vice President. A top law firm. A team of forensic experts. And, it's going to take them several more weeks to figure out what this poor schlub was doing in the men's bathroom for 90 seconds....

Baaaa waaaa haaaa haaaa. If the NFL keeps at this much longer, they are going to have to start wearing clown suits..

So do we see Brunelle and Dawkins take a leak tomorrow on espn and time it?

so... it was

the ball boy

at the urinal

with the needle(for 90 seconds)

...Col Mustard would be proud

Poor kid. definately getting fired now...

Rusty Coupe said:

Is Mona Lisa Vito an expert about about this?

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cmasspatsfan said:

So do we see Brunelle and Dawkins take a leak tomorrow on espn and time it?

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Yes but Brunelle has to hold Dawkin's BALLS so Mortensen knows their On Up & Up.

Wow....just wow. Looks like the ball boy was actually deflating a couple of balls.......HIS OWN you phucking dumbasses. This really makes the NFL look stupid if this is true. You really can't make this **** up.

That's one high five Brady will be happy he got left hanging on.

Roger Goodell:
After spending 5 million dollars and concluding our investigation we have discovered the ballboy didn't wash after using the bathroom, we are penalizing the Pats $250,000 and a 3 round pick, case closed.

So, do you guys think the Pats set up Glazer with the evening's first leak?

He really looks like a tool....

hwc said:

So, do you guys think the Pats set up Glazer with the evening's first leak?

He really looks like a tool....

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From the look of things, it was the locker room attendant who had the evening's first leak.

To be fair, he does look a bit suspicious.

So to recap:

- the employee took two bags of footballs from the officials' locker room after they had been inspected and approved

- the employee then took the two bags into a small, one toilet/one sink bathroom for about 90 seconds

- the employee then headed to the field

Why is this investigation taking several weeks again?

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Holy ****. I don't have cable so am only following this story online but ************ Marisa Tomei is phoning in to talk shows to discuss? What is wrong with people?

You know, if this is true and this is the best the NFL has got. The next few weeks better be about solidifying evidence about the impetus to this farce.