Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

FrodoBagginz · Jan 27, 2015

Deflating 11 or 12 balls in 90 seconds. Even the fastest woman in the world couldn't do it.

SVN · Jan 27, 2015

nfl will want to see surveillance tape of all past games if the guy went to pee before heading to the field....they are very thorough.

IllegalContact · Jan 27, 2015

There 11 guys with needle gauges in the bathroom waiting.....the 12 guy had to take a ****

crash75 · Jan 27, 2015

This poor ball boy is going to develop some complex. He's going to be living in fear that he may be interrogated about any time he uses the restroom and will have idiots wanting to inspect and publicly criticize his balls.

SVN · Jan 27, 2015

oddly florio also talks crap

Could the employee have fished 12 balls out of a fairly large bag, deflated each of them by two pounds, put them back into the bag, and exited the bathroom in roughly 90 seconds? That question will surely become the centerpiece of the next red state/blue state debate between folks who have determined that the Patriots have done something wrong and those who are staunchly defending the franchise.

QuantumMechanic · Jan 27, 2015

Tunescribe said:
Uh-oh. You think maybe he had a separate bag already in there and did the ol' switcheroo?

The refs mark the balls. So switcheroo balls would have to be marked identically enough for the refs to not be able to tell.

ctpatsfan77 · Jan 27, 2015

Galeb said:
23 seconds is enough time to have sex twice.

Tom meets Kaepernick · Jan 27, 2015

FrodoBagginz said:
Deflating 11 or 12 balls in 90 seconds. Even the fastest woman in the world couldn't do it.

Hey ooooOH!!!!!!!

Dr Pain · Jan 27, 2015

SVN said:
oddly florio also talks crap

No he was being ironic

Joker · Jan 27, 2015

I think the entire country needs a refresher course in vocabulary...starting with the word LUDICROUS...and all its' synonyms.

deters · Jan 27, 2015

Thank god for that kid that Roethlisberger wasn't in there, or he would've gotten raped by more than 2 balls...

New England Pride · Jan 27, 2015

Correct me if I'm wrong, but New England leaks stuff through Florio correct?

Bobsyouruncle · Jan 27, 2015

Could the employee have fished 12 balls out of a fairly large bag, deflated each of them by two pounds, put them back into the bag, and exited the bathroom in roughly 90 seconds?

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.....No

That's ******ed. Just when I think they've hit peak stupid, they up it another notch.

Dr Pain · Jan 27, 2015

I think I can finally get some sleep after days of spinning

IcyPatriot · Jan 27, 2015

This makes total sense now ...

Kraft is cheap - we use Walmart footballs - it's the only logical solution.

Tunescribe · Jan 27, 2015

rlcarr said:
The refs mark the balls. So switcheroo balls would have to be marked identically enough for the refs to not be able to tell.

I already addressed this. Any good cheater organization has a forger on staff.

eom · Jan 27, 2015

stoppedtopeegate

Deus Irae · Jan 27, 2015

FrodoBagginz said:
Deflating 11 or 12 balls in 90 seconds. Even the fastest woman in the world couldn't do it.

You haven't seen the woman who's going to be the first Anglican bishop...

Note:

People have clicked "dislike" on this post, so they must think this woman is hot. It takes all kinds, I guess.

Fixit · Jan 27, 2015

deters said:
Thank god for that kid that Roethlisberger wasn't in there, or he would've gotten raped by more than 2 balls...

Ooohhh, harshing the thread vibe.

Delicate Genius · Jan 27, 2015

It's been said already but seriously, the Pats are lucky that kid wasn't taking a dump.

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