Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

Future Peter King tweet:

Yeah, well explain why the Colts didn't have any balls or sacks.

Galeb said:

I dunno, I've never had sex with a real person.

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Doesn't it say lifelike on the box "she" came in?

Hey, you know what I haven't heard enough in the last week? The word "balls."

Deus Irae said:

90 seconds to:

Enter bathroom
Close/lock door
Put down all (foot)ball bags you aren't concerned with
Take ball out of bag
Deflate appropriate amount
Place back in bag
Repeat 11 times, finding a way to avoid repetition
Grab all other bags
Open door
Exit bathroom

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Let's just hope we get to watch a ESPN demo of this..

The league will require all game day employees to wear Depends...oh and a sponsorship deal too!! Sooooo no pants so we can see the Depends logo!

The media leaks are now about leaks. It's a leak within a leak!

SVN said:

Maybe pats had 12 spare underinflated balls in the bathroom ? Waiting for this argument too.

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Uh-oh. You think maybe he had a separate bag already in there and did the ol' switcheroo?

BTW , what if this source for florio are the pats ? Would not rule that out at all.

zgotts said:

The media leaks are now about leaks. It's a leak within a leak!

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subleak ..like sub package in defense.

skspikex2 said:

Deflated blowup dolls tend to have a lackluster finish, please inflate it accordingly.

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Or do it in the appropriate atmospheric conditions.

After the week we've all been through maybe we just needed a thread like this.

The Gr8est said:

Doesn't it say lifelike on the box "she" came in?

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Ya, but it's false advertising. She's never once nagged me.

Wow so unless we would have another bag of balls to swap In the bathroom its physically impossible.
I would think you would see film of this guy going to the bathroom at every game also what about the fact that at some point the bag of balls would have to be removed from the bathroom so they wouldn't be found.
Plus can we confirm if this guy works for NFL or Patriots please.

newenglandsports11 said:

Pats also sent this tape to the NFL. There is literally nothing controversial other than a kid having to take a piss. Again though, can't wait to see the Glazer headline tomorrow: "10 Patriots staff members found in bathroom before game"

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Wait the Patriots themselves sent this tape to the NFL? Source?

Tunescribe said:

Uh-oh. You think maybe he had a separate bag already in there and did the ol' switcheroo?

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I like the way you think, but the (foot)balls get signed.

fnordcircle said:

Not believing anything until I see Bill Nye in a bathroom with his **** in one hand and a needle and gauge in the other stabbing balls for 7 seconds each.

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hahahahahaha

Tunescribe said:

Uh-oh. You think maybe he had a separate bag already in there and did the ol' switcheroo?

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The Balls are signed by the refs...

Deus Irae said:

I like the way you think, but the (foot)balls get signed.

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Pats doctored the signatures too.

And for the dummies on Twitter who say there were 12 spare footballs in the bathroom - don't the balls get stamped after being inspected by the head ref? So, it would be impossible for there to be extra footballs stamped somewhere.

skspikex2 said:

Incoming urologists explaining different bladders function in 70 degree and in sub 50 with rain.

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Sources are saying the Colts ball boy took his piss in only 72 seconds. Explain that huh? You can't, proof your a cheater.