Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

Fixit · Jan 26, 2015

Gwedd said:
You know, that guy with the big ball sack was an NFL employee, right? The ball sack guys are hired and paid by the NFL, as are all of the sideline employees.

So, if he managed to deflate the balls in one sack, then it's an NFL issue and not one where we need to get all hard on the kid with the ball sack.

Heh heh ... you said " hard on" ... heh heh ...

SVN · Jan 26, 2015

so maybe he overinflated the 12 colts balls and thats why indy crapped the bed otherwise they wouldve rolled over us ? Iam waiting to see this argument.

Gwedd · Jan 26, 2015

As president mom-jeans would say: "This whole situation is all wee-wee'd up".

Works for me, anyway.

Deus Irae · Jan 26, 2015

JDot said:
So it took 90 seconds to deflate 12 footballs?

90 seconds to:

Enter bathroom
Close/lock door
Put down all (foot)ball bags you aren't concerned with
Take ball out of bag
Deflate appropriate amount
Place back in bag
Repeat 11 times, finding a way to avoid repetition
Grab all other bags
Open door
Exit bathroom

Dr Pain · Jan 26, 2015

Leak confirmed, boy with ball-sack rubs balls in john, Kraft pissed

hwc · Jan 26, 2015

The Three Stooges investigation... I'm surprised Goodell and his boys aren't poking each other in the eyes and saying, Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk....

Tunescribe · Jan 26, 2015

Galeb said:
23 seconds is enough time to have sex twice.

Aw, that's superhero stuff -- Flash, maybe Superman.

SVN · Jan 26, 2015

Maybe pats had 12 spare underinflated balls in the bathroom ? Waiting for this argument too.

skspikex2 · Jan 26, 2015

Incoming urologists explaining different bladders function in 70 degree and in sub 50 with rain.

The Gr8est · Jan 26, 2015

Galeb said:
23 seconds is enough time to have sex twice.

Alone or with another person?

Captain Cool · Jan 26, 2015

Gwedd said:
Nope, what I read was that they were paid by the NFL, so that makes them NFL employees, at least for one day.

Okay, there has been a lot thrown out there, so I have no idea. It could be an issue if the Pats hired him though.

But not if he only took 90 secs in the can.

SVN · Jan 26, 2015

skspikex2 said:
Incoming urologists explaining different bladders function in 70 degree and in sub 50 with rain.

Man this thread might be the greatest ever..everyone with an even clever response.

Gwedd · Jan 26, 2015

heh..... maybe headed into fantasy land. This whole thread is turning into a large "ball-gag".

Gator Mike · Jan 26, 2015

Galeb said:
23 seconds is enough time to have sex twice.

Only if you're Rick Pitino.

Galeb · Jan 26, 2015

The Gr8est said:
Alone or with another person?

I dunno, I've never had sex with a real person.

Deus Irae · Jan 26, 2015

Galeb said:
23 seconds is enough time to have sex twice.

Give my condolences to your wife...

Fixit · Jan 26, 2015

SVN said:
Maybe pats had 12 spare underinflated balls in the bathroom ? Waiting for this argument too.

Already been made on the PFT comments. More than once.

MoreBellhorn · Jan 26, 2015

SVN said:
Maybe pats had 12 spare underinflated balls in the bathroom ? Waiting for this argument too.

Oh, you haven't read Twitter then. I like this one too: "They had guys in there already to help him deflate the balls!"

sb1 · Jan 26, 2015

The media and the league front office should be embarrassed at what this story is turning into.

I hope Bill doesn't spend one more second even thinking about this farce.

skspikex2 · Jan 26, 2015

Galeb said:
I dunno, I've never had sex with a real person.

Deflated blowup dolls tend to have a lackluster finish, please inflate it accordingly.

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