Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

FrodoBagginz said:

Next up: The footage from inside the bathroom. Things are about to get interesting.

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I have the footage of what happened in the bathroom. Here it is.

But did he wash his hands?

Jlaff said:

Who was it that said Brunell would be on ESPN being timed deflating footballs tomorrow?

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If he treats the footballs like his bank account he'll be able to deflate them in under 90 seconds.

Any chance the pats leaked this story? I think so

next up on PSI: New England...what, and how much, did the ball boy drink prior to the alleged urination:?

Don't forget, PFT's report is that the attendant took BOTH the Colts and Pats balls into the bathroom. 12 for each. This suggests the backup footballs weren't even outside- you know, where there would be an extra loss of PSI in addition to the rubbing-prep effect...

FrodoBagginz said:

Next up: The footage from inside the bathroom. Things are about to get interesting.

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Goodell:We have to have footage of inside the bathroom.

Kraft:Sicko why would we have that?

Glazer:Breaking News: PATRIOTS REFUSE TO SHOW FOOTAGE OF EMPLOYEE TAMPERING WITH FOOTBALLS #deflategate

fnordcircle said:

Not believing anything until I see Bill Nye in a bathroom with his **** in one hand and a needle and gauge in the other stabbing balls for 7 seconds each.

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Lmfaoooo

It was Osama Ball Ladin

Did you read the comments? Can someone beat me about the head and face if I ever click on the comments again. PLEASE!

SVN said:

Is he going to seriously ? He will say equipment managers are experts at this

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Well I wouldn't doubt that he was on there the other day claiming to be a expert in quarterbacking.....and we all know that's a bunch of BS. LOL

I love this revelation and related comments so ?&%$#@! hard.

High-fives all around.

Whitey Ballger

PFT's report doesnt say he was a Patriots employee. Merely, a 'sideline attendant'

So the leaks (no pun intended) are still happening after kraft's statement ?

Wait, I know, let's do an experiment.
Go to your local office's bathroom, zip your pants down, take a piss, zip your pants up, and possibly wash your hands.

Remember to time all of that and inform us of the following:
1. Did you wash your hands?
2. Did you drip urine on either the floor, your pants, or both?
3. Did you have to wait for some other dude as he was taking a piss?

That will hopefully put an end to any possibility that the poor ballboy is somehow at fault in all of this idiocy.

-Jamman

I'll give $1 to the first member of the media that asks Belichick about his balls and what can be done with them in a bathroom in 90 seconds.

Defecate Gate

Marko said:

Not only that said he took 24 in bathroom, did he separate the balls and only do half of them that we're to be used. Try managing 24 balls it's way harder than you think. This is getting re-god damn- diculous! Apparently the people wanting to kill a franchise are as stupid as the players/coaches we face on Sundays. Hint to coaches and players, if a man is on the line of scrimmage and covered up, don't effing worry about him as a receiver! Pop warner ****

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And apparently the visitors' balls are marked separately, so it's not like he could just take any of 'em.

Man, can you guys imagine it WAS an nfl employee and somehow they set the Pats up. That would be CRAZYYYYY loll