Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

Marko · Jan 26, 2015

Not only that said he took 24 in bathroom, did he separate the balls and only do half of them that we're to be used. Try managing 24 balls it's way harder than you think. This is getting re-god damn- diculous! Apparently the people wanting to kill a franchise are as stupid as the players/coaches we face on Sundays. Hint to coaches and players, if a man is on the line of scrimmage and covered up, don't effing worry about him as a receiver! Pop warner ****

Brady_to_Moss · Jan 26, 2015

well i just went to bathroom with 2 balls for 23 seconds...will glazer investigate me!?!?!?!? uh oh.....

Froob · Jan 26, 2015

We're soooo sooo lucky he didn't have to take a long dump.

Bella*chick · Jan 26, 2015

OMG, guys, I know I'm getting punchy here from this roller coaster of a week but some of these posts have me dying of laughter. Mark Brunell getting timed deflating balls actually has me crying I'm laughing so hard.

Over at the planet there was a reference to Lee Harvey Osball. I used my inhaler for the laughing fit after that one.

I mean, some of this stuff is just gold.

QuantumMechanic · Jan 26, 2015

Is NE finally doing some counter-leaking? Can't imagine they'd do it to Florio, though.

So what's Florio's motive? Competition with Glazer? And his source? And is this evidence of the "two factions in the league offices" theory?

Rob0729 · Jan 26, 2015

Oops! Hundreds of columnists now have to rush to rewrite their hatchet job pieces doing their victory dance that they have caught the mastermind behind DeflateGate now that it doesn't seem plausible that this guy did it.

newenglandsports11 · Jan 26, 2015

Pats also sent this tape to the NFL. There is literally nothing controversial other than a kid having to take a piss. Again though, can't wait to see the Glazer headline tomorrow: "10 Patriots staff members found in bathroom before game"

KDPPatsfan85 · Jan 26, 2015

Danger Zone said:
Step 1 - Lock door
Step 2 - Put bags on floor
Step 3 - Unzip the Patriot's football bag
Step 4 - Take out one Patriot football
Step 5 - Take deflating needle out of shirt pocket
Step 6 - Insert needle into football, deflate to 11 psi
Step 7 - Put football on floor of bathroom
Step 8 - Repeat Steps 6-7 (11 times)
Step 9 - Take one football off floor and put back into bag
Step 10 - Repeat Step 9 (11 times)
Step 11 - Zip up Patriot football bag
Step 12 - Unlock door
Step 13 - Pick up bags

or

Step 1 - Lock door
Step 2 - Put bags on floor
Step 3 - Unzip pants
Step 4 - Take out ye ol'dragon
Step 5 - Pee for X seconds
Step 6 - Shake ye ol'dragon three times
Step 7 - Zip up pants
Step 8 - Wash hands
Step 9 - Dry hands
Step 10 - Unlock door
Step 11 - Pick up bags

or

Step 1 - Lock door
Step 2 - Take out blunt from shirt pocket
Step 3 - Take out lighter from shirt pocket
Step 4 - Light blunt
Step 5 - Smoke blunt for X seconds
Step 6 - Throw butt in toilet
Step 7 - Flush toilet
Step 8 - Unlock door
Step 9 - Pick up bags

Shake it more than twice, then you are playing with it!

FrodoBagginz · Jan 26, 2015

Next up: The footage from inside the bathroom. Things are about to get interesting.

SVN · Jan 26, 2015

on pft

Third, from the same source, the evidence comes from a surveillance video that was discovered by the Patriots and given to the NFL early in the investigation

This itself should be enough for the pats to be exonerated .

Froob · Jan 26, 2015

Jlaff said:
Who was it that said Brunell would be on ESPN being timed deflating footballs tomorrow?

I might have to tune in for that. Honestly that will probably happen.

juny · Jan 26, 2015

alright youtube challenge, lets see if you can deflate 12 footballs in 90 seconds or less!

now i know why Bobby Kraft just threw down the gloves today

shmessy · Jan 26, 2015

IT'S ALL OVAH!

Do we get the apology during Media Day?

Joker · Jan 26, 2015

We're so screwed...the average urination time for a grown man is 21 seconds.

What was the ball boy doing the other SIXTY NINE???

Huh???

(er....69..uh...hey,wait a minute...nah, couldn't be...)

Delicate Genius · Jan 26, 2015

That kid took the most important piss in NFL history and he didn't even know it.

SVN · Jan 26, 2015

Jlaff said:
Who was it that said Brunell would be on ESPN being timed deflating footballs tomorrow?

Is he going to seriously ? He will say equipment managers are experts at this

Gator Mike · Jan 26, 2015

The question now becomes, was there a 2nd deflater behind the Tidy Bowl?

ANGR89 · Jan 26, 2015

Show416 said:
Guys my point being about him being an nfl employee is why would
The pats find this and give it to the nfl? Also why is he carrying the colts balls. I find it weird for the pats guys to carry the colts balls if rhey have their own ball boys.

Exactly what I was thinking! ! Each team brings their own balls so why on earth would they give them to a patriots employee?

nowayback · Jan 26, 2015

rlcarr said:
Is NE finally doing some counter-leaking? Can't imagine they'd do it to Florio, though.

So what's Florio's motive? Competition with Glazer? And his source? And is this evidence of the "two factions in the league offices" theory?

Probably don't want to involve boston friendly to Pats reporters..all 3 of them

fnordcircle · Jan 26, 2015

Not believing anything until I see Bill Nye in a bathroom with his **** in one hand and a needle and gauge in the other stabbing balls for 7 seconds each.

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