I used to refer to Collinsworth as Collinsdouche but he has recently earned the right to be called by his actual name in this house. I actually find a lot of his commentary quite listenable of late. As a bonus, I find he looks a little like Mr. Mackey from South Park, which amuses me. Sometimes I find Al Michaels to be a bit of a hater, but he says so little outside of calling the game itself that it doesn't bother me much.
Dimms and Dimmer need to be removed from the air because they simply don't prepare for the games. They aren't adding anything insightful. They just drone on and on about things that are flat out wrong. Half the time they don't seem to know who is even playing. And god help me, if I have to listen to them massacre the name Hoomanawanui just one more time... (protip, there is only one "hoo", unless you are an owl)
Joe Suck has never managed to lose that nickname. He is the low man on the totem pole. Can't stand him. I'm amazed he still has a job.
Gruden I absolutely adore. Tirico is basically his yes man and adds very little, but Gruden and the energy he brings to the games is fantastic. His love for football is pervasive and this is so clear in his commentary. He says something ridiculous every now and again but somehow that just ends up endearing.
