Tom Brady is a Fu*king Machine!

Mark12 · Jan 7, 2015

Tom E. Curran ‏@tomecurran
Asked assorted players about strategies for combating cold. Tom Brady says, "I've got it down to a science. I'm a (BLEEPING) MACHINE!"

Anyone have video of this?!?!?! I need to see it!

shmessy · Jan 7, 2015

I'm suspicious of whether this was a Curran parody or if he actually said that to the reporters. I'm not seeing the quote reported by anyone else.

Mark12 · Jan 7, 2015

http://www.csnne.com/blog/patriots-talk/brady-cold-weather-im-bleeping-machine

doesn't sound like parody, but it certainly seems strange!

oldrover · Jan 7, 2015

I thought this thread was gonna somehow involve Gisele... <rimshot>

james87654 · Jan 7, 2015

to get up at 6 am and do this every morning, he would have to be

PatsWickedPissah · Jan 7, 2015

Mark12 said:
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Tom E. Curran ‏@tomecurran
Asked assorted players about strategies for combating cold. Tom Brady says, "I've got it down to a science. I'm a (BLEEPING) MACHINE!"

Anyone have video of this?!?!?! I need to see it!

Listen, and understand. TFB is out there. Brady can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you have lost.

New England Pride · Jan 7, 2015

PatsWickedPissah said:
Listen, and understand. TFB is out there. Brady can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you have lost.

Suggs is John Connor, but this movie will end different.

james87654 · Jan 7, 2015

102 Pat · Jan 7, 2015

This pic makes me laugh:

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/552219798395187203/photo/1

1960Pats · Jan 7, 2015

I hope Brady isn't being a little ****y there about the weather. Brady hasn't responded well when he gets too ****y. I remember him laughing at the idea that the Pats would only score 17 in the SB in 2007. He was right, they didn't score 17. They only scored 14.

I also remember him mocking the Jets and their flying motion after the Pats kicked their butts 45-3, only to get knocked out of the playoffs by them a few weeks later.

Mark12 · Jan 7, 2015

1960Pats said:
I hope Brady isn't being a little ****y there about the weather. Brady hasn't responded well when he gets too ****y. I remember him laughing at the idea that the Pats would only score 17 in the SB in 2007. He was right, they didn't score 17. They only scored 14.

I also remember him mocking the Jets and their flying motion after the Pats kicked their butts 45-3, only to get knocked out of the playoffs by them a few weeks later.

Dude stop!!!!!!!

supafly · Jan 7, 2015

1960Pats said:
I hope Brady isn't being a little ****y there about the weather. Brady hasn't responded well when he gets too ****y. I remember him laughing at the idea that the Pats would only score 17 in the SB in 2007. He was right, they didn't score 17. They only scored 14.

I also remember him mocking the Jets and their flying motion after the Pats kicked their butts 45-3, only to get knocked out of the playoffs by them a few weeks later.

Not to pile on, but simply to give one more example, there was also the comment about him owning the Steelers prior to the 2011 season, which did not end well either.

I agree that I'd much rather see Tom just keep his mouth shut and go about his business. Luckily for us, that seems to be happening this week after reading the comments re: Suggs.

SunsOutGunsOut · Jan 7, 2015

some of the stuff i read on the inter-webzzz ..

RayClay · Jan 7, 2015

What's the problem with saying you're a cold weather clothes wearing machine?

DefenseRules · Jan 8, 2015

RayClay said:
What's the problem with saying you're a cold weather clothes wearing machine?

EXACTLY...and he better be if he's going to stay in New England. It's Antarctica out there today. His comment was directed at the WEATHER for crying out loud. He said nothing about the Ravens. Absolutely Nothing.

1960Pats · Jan 8, 2015

supafly said:
Not to pile on, but simply to give one more example, there was also the comment about him owning the Steelers prior to the 2011 season, which did not end well either.

I agree that I'd much rather see Tom just keep his mouth shut and go about his business. Luckily for us, that seems to be happening this week after reading the comments re: Suggs.

I'm sure in this instance Brady was being lighthearted about being a machine in the cold, but it could be looked at differently.

1960Pats · Jan 8, 2015

RayClay said:
What's the problem with saying you're a cold weather clothes wearing machine?

I don't think it's a problem this time, but it is worth noting that his comment could be taken another way.

Kontradiction · Jan 8, 2015

1960Pats said:
I don't think it's a problem this time, but it is worth noting that his comment could be taken another way.

The Ravens would REALLLLLLLY be stretching for bulletin board material if that were the case.

Haley · Jan 8, 2015

Brady is a cold weather machine. He is just stating a fact. He might as well have said two points determine a line. The statements are equally true!

I like the fact that Tom is feeling good. It shows he isn't bogged down with illness, injury, or poor practice worry. I don't read ****iness in this, I just think he really loves to play in winter.

Gronkandez · Jan 8, 2015

Man these threads are getting worse by the day. This game can't come soon enough. It's been a tough couple of weeks.

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