Gronk erotica (!?)

Tunescribe said:

No, it's real.

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Amazon will let you publish just about anything.

I cannot wait for the second volume to come out.

Chick porn "A Gronk to Remember."
http://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Reme...489652&sr=8-1&keywords=A+Gronking+to+remember

No comment because I can not be as funny on purpose as this is by accident. BTW, absolutely no football value.

BTW, I know he is a public figure, but C'mon. They can just use his likeness and his image without permission?

Yeah, no. You can't make a profit off of somebody like that. I'm pretty sure a cease-and-desist order would get this off the "shelves" pretty quickly.

Thread already started here.

Rule 34.

My wife is a seriously accomplished novelist (mainly of romances and similar work) who, for example, served two terms as a director of the Author's Guild, alongside Scott Turow, Garrison Keillor, Erica Jong, and similar folks. After years of burnout and other pursuits, she is writing again, self-published on (almost exclusively) Amazon.

Her best selling recent books are erotic romances about Scottish highlander shapeshifting were-seadragons.

I'm not making this up, except that I'm not totally sure whether there's literally the best-selling or just near the top.

ewg_gestalt said:

Yeah, no. You can't make a profit off of somebody like that. I'm pretty sure a cease-and-desist order would get this off the "shelves" pretty quickly.

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Not a lawyer here, but I'd guess otherwise. I can't think of any reason why the text of the book shouldn't be in the clear, especially if it pertains to somebody's reactions to Rob Gronkowski's TV appearances and so on, rather than any supposed direct interactions with him.

And the photo should be fine too, although they surely had to pay somebody a small fee to use it. (Think $10-$100, split between the photographer and an online service.)

Fencer said:

Her best selling recent books are erotic romances about Scottish highlander shapeshifting were-seadragons.

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This ... this is amazing.

Awesome! This more than makes up for the unpleasant fact that George R.R. Martin is a Jests fan!

*******OH NO!!!! Don't look now, but......

*******It just got better......

'A Gronk to Remember' as read by Gilbert Gottfried:

http://www.tmz.com/2015/01/05/a-gronk-to-remember-as-read-by-gilbert-gottfried/



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shmessy said:

Lacey Noonan is my favorite author (aside from Vonnegut and Faulkner, of course).
My favorite has always been:


Eat Fresh: Flo, Jan & Wendy and the Five Dollar Footlong



http://www.amazon.com/Eat-Fresh-Foo...3-4172240?ie=UTF8&refRID=14PJ9BDY0DJPPWTD31Q0

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AND you get to preview pages on Amazon...mmmm

sevengables_2207 said:

Awesome! This more than makes up for the unpleasant fact that George R.R. Martin is a Jests fan!

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I wonder who will have to wait longer: Martin fans for the end of the series, or JEST fans for the end of their Super Bowl drought.

Come to think of it . . .

I find this amusing:

• #1 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Paranormal
• #1 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Science Fiction
• #1 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Paranormal

sevengables_2207 said:

Awesome! This more than makes up for the unpleasant fact that George R.R. Martin is a Jests fan!

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After we beat a New York team I always have my wife check his Twitter feed. He never fails to disappoint.

Belichick has tortured him worse than he has tortured his characters in GoT.

I expect this play on words to get served up regularly from here out. Let me be the first - can't wait to give the Ravens a Gronking to Remember this Saturday!

Thanks for this. I have a friend who's a jets fan. I know the perfect gift to give his wife for Christmas.

I'm sure Myra Kraft is looking down from above thrilled that her initials are stamped on the cover of this masterpiece.

I love the author's name, Lacey Noonan. Could it be that Lacey Underall married Danny Noonan from Caddyshack?

This is amazing!