Time to Break Out the Conspiracy Theorists

Whoever has it probably tossed it without a single glance between the pages. Better go search every dumpster and trashcan before the garbageman comes.

dales804 said:

Or they put it in airplane mode right away. Even so, the article says the tablet was wiped after it was reported missing. And I wonder if teams have to use Microsoft Surface tablets because of that NFL sponsorship or if they're free to use iPads.

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Why would you want to use iPads? Surface pro is a full functional computer as a tablet if that's what they're using.

Froob said:

Why would you want to use iPads? Surface pro is a full functional computer as a tablet if that's what they're using.

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Must be why they're so popular.

Bobsyouruncle said:

Must be why they're so popular.

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The consumer has never been known to be well educated lol.

Maybe it was being carried in the JEST special delivery vehicle?

Here's the Special Teams section of the playbook



Pictures only as it makes it easier to understand for players/coaches alike.

All jokes aside, if the Jets don't have the ability to remotely wipe any tablet that gets stolen, then they deserve whatever happens. That's an extremely easy capability to set up, and I was reading about other teams being pumped about exactly that as far back as 2011 or so.

I always felt like the Jets playbook was just a list of all of Rex Ryan's favorite snacks.

I always though the Jets playbook was just a list of all of Rex Ryan's alt.com acquaintances.

OhExaulted1 said:

The NY Jets IT department. There's a job to be held in high esteem.

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Hey, go easy on those guys. They had a busy off-season consulting on the healthcare.gov rollout, and setting Sony's corporate security policies.

Joker finds tablet on ground outside dumpster...navigates to "Plays 2014" page.

"Ok, YOU go out there a little bit and make a sharp turn to that white line on the side over there....and YOU just take off and run toward those two long white things with that white bar connecting them... and YOU make like I'm handing you the ball but actually I'm not, so you run right up into the other guys up front there...and I'll buy time by taking the ball and putting it behind my back and then pulling it out on the other side and then when they're all fooled I'll throw the ball out of bounds...OK...on 3, 2, 0... GO!"

Run left
Run right
Run middle
Throw incomplete left
Throw incomplete right
Throw incomplete middle
Throw interception left
Throw interception right
Throw interception middle
Wing it!
Fumble




There. I've just recreated the Jets offensive playbook.

Joker said:

Joker finds tablet on ground outside dumpster...navigates to "Plays 2014" page.

"Ok, YOU go out there a little bit and make a sharp turn to that white line on the side over there....and YOU just take off and run toward those two long white things with that white bar connecting them... and YOU make like I'm handing you the ball but actually I'm not, so you run right up into the other guys up front there...and I'll buy time by taking the ball and putting it behind my back and then pulling it out on the other side and then when they're all fooled I'll throw the ball out of bounds...OK...on 3, 2, 0... GO!"

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Final note to QB. Make sure you draw an imaginary 7 on the receivers chest in the huddle. Very important.

ausbacker said:

The Jets have a playbook?

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a movie actually of the key stone cops

Deus Irae said:

Run left
Run right
Run middle
Throw incomplete left
Throw incomplete right
Throw incomplete middle
Throw interception left
Throw interception right
Throw interception middle
Wing it!
Fumble




There. I've just recreated the Jets offensive playbook.

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Now that is a classic post.


Man I would love to see the pats spank the jets this weekend!

My nephew's Pop warner team probably has a more sophisticated playbook than the Jets' offensive play book. Why would the Pats need to steal it?

SOJ

It's okay, Geno thought it was to difficult to comprehend anyways..

In order to avoid defeat the Jets have recently upgraded their playbook to a more modern sleeker version.. time put their best foot forward and step up.. be good foot soldiers for Rex...

Old Playbook..


New Playbook..

With the Patriots arriving in NJ for there game Sunday against the Jets, Josh Tomas, a backup corner back for the Jets, had his play book stolen. Also other things stolen including his passbook. Jets have confirmed that the play book was missing. BB you are going have to stop doing this stuff.

http://www.boston.com/sports/footba...story.html?p1=Topofpage:Carousel_sub_headline

BTW, I am in NJ right now and the weather for Sunday is predicted to be rain at the Stadium on Sunday, there maybe snow elsewhere in NJ that day. Of course that could change. I hope it snows, that would help the Pats.


Should I have posted this somewhere else?