TOP 10 WORST QUARTERBACKS IN FOOTBALL

nabwong · Dec 11, 2014

supafly said:
I swear I saw an article on PFT today where Geno Smith claimed that he had some "pro bowl moments" this year. I'm not making this up. This kid is lost.

I think J.Winston is next on this list. He's another clueless soul who can look good vs. teenagers in the NCAA's.

The only bowl geno is in is the toilet bowl

jah · Dec 11, 2014

This is basically the same as Walterfootball's Emmitt Smith parody.

Brady_to_Moss · Dec 11, 2014

supafly said:
I swear I saw an article on PFT today where Geno Smith claimed that he had some "pro bowl moments" this year. I'm not making this up. This kid is lost.

I think J.Winston is next on this list. He's another clueless soul who can look good vs. teenagers in the NCAA's.

i just read it....he has such a false sense of reality. great pick jets

PatsFanSince74 · Dec 11, 2014

meatface said:
I think making it all caps adds a nice touch.

Also, easier to ignore.

reflexblue · Dec 11, 2014

TheBostonStraggler said:
DiKembe,
I assume english is not your first language (no disrespect meant by that -- that you learn enough English to be able to communicate in it is commendable. However, your grammar, syntax, and conveyed meanings were a bit muddled).
Aaron hernandez is not a QB. He is actually known now by the name 813247SUX and he is the shift manager of the laundry detail.

Andrew luck has no business whatsoever being in this list, none whatsoever.
Alex Smith probably has no business being there.
Kap is not playing well but is not close to #3 worst.
RGIII was a pretty good QB in season 1 prior to the injury.
You've left out Jax's QB, Tenn's QB, Raider's QB, you left out Geno for the Jets, you left out the benched QB in Buff, you left off the QB replacing the QB in Buff, you left off the QB for the Texans. These teams would be happy to get Luck for sure, but also smith, kap, Dalton, and others.
Your list just misses too many names.

But with that said, given your ESL I appreciate the post and the discussion.

what makes dk so funny IS the buthering of syntax and grammer.

SO DK STAY CALM AND CARRY ON.....YES

PatsFanSince74 · Dec 11, 2014

meatface said:
I think making it all caps adds a nice touch.

Also, easier to ignore.

OK, Dikembe, here's my perspective.

If English is not your primary language and your knowledge of football is limited, then thank you for the effort. I'll admit that I didn't read much past Andrew Luck at #8, but I sincerely hope that your skills in both areas improve over the years.

But, if, using the name "Dikembe," you are just mocking people who do their best to communicate in English but fall short because of their lack of familiarity with the language, I respectfully suggest that that is not what we are about in this Forum and ask you not to so in the future.

In either event, Mods, I think this is a thread that might be moved.

Haley · Dec 11, 2014

I guess I never knew Shibas were in to football...

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lurker1965 · Dec 11, 2014

TheBostonStraggler said:
DiKembe,
I assume english is not your first language (no disrespect meant by that -- that you learn enough English to be able to communicate in it is commendable. However, your grammar, syntax, and conveyed meanings were a bit muddled).
Aaron hernandez is not a QB. He is actually known now by the name 813247SUX and he is the shift manager of the laundry detail.

Andrew luck has no business whatsoever being in this list, none whatsoever.
Alex Smith probably has no business being there.
Kap is not playing well but is not close to #3 worst.
RGIII was a pretty good QB in season 1 prior to the injury.
You've left out Jax's QB, Tenn's QB, Raider's QB, you left out Geno for the Jets, you left out the benched QB in Buff, you left off the QB replacing the QB in Buff, you left off the QB for the Texans. These teams would be happy to get Luck for sure, but also smith, kap, Dalton, and others.
Your list just misses too many names.

But with that said, given your ESL I appreciate the post and the discussion.

PatsFanSince74 said:
Also, easier to ignore.

OK, Dikembe, here's my perspective.

If English is not your primary language and your knowledge of football is limited, then thank you for the effort. I'll admit that I didn't read much past Andrew Luck at #8, but I sincerely hope that your skills in both areas improve over the years.

But, if, using the name "Dikembe," you are just mocking people who do their best to communicate in English but fall short because of their lack of familiarity with the language, I respectfully suggest that that is not what we are about in this Forum and ask you not to so in the future.

In either event, Mods, I think this is a thread that might be moved.

Seriously? Did you guys miss the sarcasm/ comedy completely or are your posts genius level comedy as you pretend to be seriously concerned and I laugh harder?

At first I thought you guys had no sense of humor, then I realized it might be me and you are doing Andy Kaufman level stuff.

PatsFanSince74 · Dec 11, 2014

lurker1965 said:
Seriously? Did you guys miss the sarcasm/ comedy completely or are your posts genius level comedy as you pretend to be seriously concerned and I laugh harder?

At first I thought you guys had no sense of humor, then I realized it might be me and you are doing Andy Kaufman level stuff.

If he's trying to be funny, then it's not that funny because it's so obvious as to be trivial. I think the same of most of Sasha Baron Cohen's work: it's derivative and takes easy shots at easy (in some cases, unsuspecting) targets. People pay to see it, but I don't find it all that funny. My 11 year olds like it. They'd probably like this if recited in a fake foreign accent. Maybe 11 year olds are his target audience.

I might have reacted differently if he'd used a different icon and name. I just don't find mimicking people for whom English is a second language all that funny, unless it is very clever. This is just not clever enough to cross that threshold.

Andy Kaufman was a highly original and creative, comic genius. This stuff...not so much.

jah · Dec 11, 2014

lurker1965 said:
Seriously? Did you guys miss the sarcasm/ comedy completely or are your posts genius level comedy as you pretend to be seriously concerned and I laugh harder?

At first I thought you guys had no sense of humor, then I realized it might be me and you are doing Andy Kaufman level stuff.

PatsFanSince74 acknowledged the possibility that these posts are a joke (which they obviously are). But what you guys don't seem to get is that the joke is at the expense of people who aren't that good at English.

patriot lifer · Dec 11, 2014

Someone give this man a TV show

FCB02062 · Dec 11, 2014

Maybe this is the real Dikembe Mutombo! After all, he's getting computer lessons from grade school kids...

All you Dikembe haters need to step off....

http://www.brooklyneagle.com/articl...ets-computer-science-lesson-brooklyn-students

woolster22 · Dec 11, 2014

Mike the Brit said:
Actually, no ... deeply offensive parody.

Lighten up dude.

woolster22 · Dec 11, 2014

Elijah said:
PatsFanSince74 acknowledged the possibility that these posts are a joke (which they obviously are). But what you guys don't seem to get is that the joke is at the expense of people who aren't that good at English.

90% of jokes come at the expense of a person/group of people. Get over it.

SHOWTIME15 · Dec 11, 2014

TheBostonStraggler said:
DiKembe,
I assume english is not your first language (no disrespect meant by that -- that you learn enough English to be able to communicate in it is commendable. However, your grammar, syntax, and conveyed meanings were a bit muddled).
Aaron hernandez is not a QB. He is actually known now by the name 813247SUX and he is the shift manager of the laundry detail.

But with that said, given your ESL I appreciate the post and the discussion.

I think he's doing it in jest. Probably some guy from south boston

Mike the Brit · Dec 11, 2014

woolster22 said:
Lighten up dude.

Nope. Real funny that a huge African guy who can't write perfect English is parodied as a moron? Excuse me, but I'm out.

Tunescribe · Dec 11, 2014

patriot lifer said:
Someone give this man a TV show

No, that would shatter all illusion since he obviously isn't Congolese.

PatsFanSince74 · Dec 11, 2014

Mike the Brit said:
Actually, no ... deeply offensive parody.

And, even worse, a bad parody.

You can get away with mimicking someone else if you are creative, if your humor doesn't depend on cheap shots that an 11 year old could cook up or would find funny and, big "if," if people know where you are coming from.

This is not creative, it's juvenile and there's no way of judging the author's perspective. Triple fail in my book. But we live in a society where Kim Kardashian can get rich by appealing to the lowest possible common denominator of public taste, so I am clearly in a minority.

neuronet · Dec 11, 2014

Elijah said:
PatsFanSince74 acknowledged the possibility that these posts are a joke (which they obviously are). But what you guys don't seem to get is that the joke is at the expense of people who aren't that good at English.

I'm pretty sure we get that...

RayClay · Dec 11, 2014

PatsFanSince74 said:
Andy Kaufman was a highly original and creative, comic genius. This stuff...not so much.

And he didn't stoop to making fun of foreign people!

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