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here's the Jets "promised land"....

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Didn't Godzilla fight that thing at some point?
 
Semi-OT - this thread has made me nostalgic. A Cleveland Browns fan doing a great impression of a Jet. How I miss you, Usenet...

Wax Tadpole
10/3/96

In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
says...
<chop>
>Nice to theorize guys, but I say you guys are too pure to accept
>ANYTHING but an expansion team WITHOUT PSL's . ANYTHING less will
>surely show you up as wimps and hippocrates.

WHAT ???? You're comparing them to Greek physicians ??? This time
you've gone just a bit too far !!! ;)

Waxclepius Tadpole
 
Fun Fact: The JEST would even suck in the NFC South, which nobody wants to win :)
Shouldn't you be worrying about your crappy, fantasy team, that is destined to be one and done?:)
 
Shouldn't you be worrying about your crappy, fantasy team, that is destined to be one and done?:)


Sounds like his fantasy team will be going to the playoffs. Will the Jets be doing that?
 
There's nothing wrong with saying that. However, what IS wrong is your constant silly need to ASK if there is something wrong with it. You sound whiny. People who aren't really trolls don't need to do this.

I really don't get it. Do you ENJOY this masochism here? Is it like...you're a Jets fan so masochism is your whole life, so you can't do anything unless it's masochistic? (i.e., suffering constant abuse here?)
I don't consider silly insults, by feeble minded individuals to be "abuse"
 
Sounds like his fantasy team will be going to the playoffs. Will the Jets be doing that?
Actually yes. We are currently behind the Blackhawks, Sharks, and Blues. So yes we should be heading to the play.
 
" Jet fan...you're home!....

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No, they will not. My Pre Season SB pick was Seattle over NE, and 'I'm sticking by it. Seattle WILL win it all.
You have proven you don't know what "scheme" means in football parlance, how offensive plays are designed or even where they come from. How in heaven's name is anyone supposed to take you seriously as a prognosticator? You are what's known around here as a dog faker.
 
You have proven you don't know what "scheme" means in football parlance, how offensive plays are designed or even where they come from. How in heaven's name is anyone supposed to take you seriously as a prognosticator? You are what's known around here as a dog faker.
Are you kidding me? I tore your arguement apart, and trust me I KNOW more about the game than you will ever know, and I'm not trolling when I make that statement. You didn't even know what 'crack down technique' was , or what HI LO Crossers was, and you didn't beven know what GREEN 2 (cover two defense used on 3rd and longs). Do you know what taxi technique is or a bail technique? Do you even know what Rex Ryan's defensive scheme is? Do you know the techniques that he has defensive line ? The Jets defensive line is special, because REX has Sheldon Richardson playing the three technique, Mo playing the five technique, and Coples playing the seven technique, 3-4 defenses usually have the techniques of 5 0 5.
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I don't consider silly insults, by feeble minded individuals to be "abuse"

OK, whatever floats yer boat, bud.

And now you've got a Patriots avatar. Ha Ha Ha.

Oh, dear...
 
Are you kidding me? I tore your arguement apart, and trust me I KNOW more about the game than you well ever know, and I'm not trolling when I make that statement. You didn't even know what 'crack down technique was , or what HI LO Crossers was, andnyou didn't beven know what GREEN 2 (cover two defense used on 3rd and longs). Do you know what taxi technique is or a bail technique?
Of course. Bail technique is something you should've tried here months ago.
 
Shouldn't you be worrying about your crappy, fantasy team, that is destined to be one and done?:)

LMAO... I hope you mean my real fantasy team, rather than the Pats. The latter is a bona fide NFL franchise, and one with an extensive history of super bowl experiences and three super bowl victories. Were you even alive the last time the JEST won anything? Here, let me help you... you have to read wayyyyyyyy down...

XLVIII Feb. 2, 2014 Seattle 43, Denver 8
XLVII Feb. 3, 2013 Ravens 34, 49ers 31
XLVI Feb. 5, 2012 Giants 21, Patriots 17
XLV Feb. 6, 2011 Packers 31, Steelers 25
XLIV Feb. 7, 2010 Saints 31 Colts 17
XLIII Feb. 1, 2009 Pittsburgh 27 Arizona 23
XLII Feb. 3, 2008 New York 17, New England 14
XLI Feb. 4, 2007 Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17
XL Feb. 5, 2006 Pittsburgh 21, Seattle 10
XXXIX Feb. 6, 2005 New England 24, Philadelphia 21
XXXVIII Feb. 1, 2004 New England 32, Carolina 29
XXXVII Jan. 26, 2003 Tampa Bay 48, Oakland 21
XXXVI Feb. 3, 2002 New England 20, St. Louis 17
XXXV Jan. 28, 2001 Baltimore 34, N.Y. Giants 7
XXXIV Jan. 30, 2000 St. Louis 23, Tennessee 16
XXXIII Jan. 31, 1999 Denver 34, Atlanta 19
XXXII Jan. 25, 1998 Denver 31, Green Bay 24
XXXI Jan. 26, 1997 Green Bay 35, New England 21
XXX Jan. 28, 1996 Dallas 27, Pittsburgh 17
XXIX Jan. 29, 1995 San Francisco 49, San Diego 26
XXVIII Jan. 30, 1994 Dallas 30, Buffalo 13
XXVII Jan. 31, 1993 Dallas 52, Buffalo 17
XXVI Jan. 26, 1992 Washington 37, Buffalo 24
XXV Jan. 27, 1991 N.Y. Giants 20, Buffalo 19
XXIV Jan. 28, 1990 San Francisco 55, Denver 10
XXIII Jan. 22, 1989 San Francisco 20, Cincinnati 16
XXII Jan. 31, 1988 Washington 42, Denver 10
XXI Jan. 25, 1987 N.Y. Giants 39, Denver 20
XX Jan. 26, 1986 Chicago 46, New England 10
XIX Jan. 20, 1985 San Francisco 38, Miami 16
XVIII Jan. 22, 1984 L.A. Raiders 38, Washington 9
XVII Jan. 30, 1983 Washington 27, Miami 17
XVI Jan. 24, 1982 San Francisco 26, Cincinnati 21
XV Jan. 25, 1981 Oakland 27, Philadelphia 10
XIV Jan. 20, 1980 Pittsburgh 31, L.A. Rams 19
XIII Jan. 21, 1979 Pittsburgh 35, Dallas 31
XII Jan. 15, 1978 Dallas 27, Denver 10
XI Jan. 9, 1977 Oakland 32, Minnesota 14
X Jan. 18, 1976 Pittsburgh 21, Dallas 17
IX Jan. 12, 1975 Pittsburgh 16, Minnesota 6
VIII Jan. 13, 1974 Miami 24, Minnesota 7
VII Jan. 14, 1973 Miami 14, Washington 7
VI Jan. 16, 1972 Dallas 24, Miami 3
V Jan. 17, 1971 Baltimore 16, Dallas 13
IV Jan. 11, 1970 Kansas City 23, Minnesota 7
III Jan. 12, 1969 N.Y. Jets 16, Baltimore 7
II Jan. 14, 1968 Green Bay 33, Oakland 14
I Jan. 15, 1967 Green Bay 35, Kansas City 10

No wonder you think being a Pats fan is some kinda fantasy! Oh, if you could only make yourself forget the 9 miles of **** the JEST put you through... if you could only un-love the Green of your chosen tormentors... the little signature oval of failure on the helmet that makes your heart go pitter-patter... That pathetic 60s monstrosity of typography that serves as the team logotype, and sets your dreams alight... Oh, if only!

But you can't. As we speak, our nation is discussing whether to publicize a report on such comparatively short-lived and mild "interrogation techniques" as sleep deprivation, water torture, and rectal feeding. Yet the humiliation and degradation visited on JEST fans by their "franchise" is ignored year after year after year after year after year after year after year after year after year...

+ 35 more years.

Hell, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers would be a fantasy team to a JEST fan :)
 
Of course. Bail technique is something you should've tried here months ago.
Don't let my "trolling" act fool you, I'm well aware that the Jets will not be winning any time soon.
 
LMAO... I hope you mean my real fantasy team, rather than the Pats. The latter is a bona fide NFL franchise, and one with an extensive history of super bowl experiences and three super bowl victories. Were you even alive the last time the JEST won anything? Here, let me help you... you have to read wayyyyyyyy down...

XLVIII Feb. 2, 2014 Seattle 43, Denver 8
XLVII Feb. 3, 2013 Ravens 34, 49ers 31
XLVI Feb. 5, 2012 Giants 21, Patriots 17
XLV Feb. 6, 2011 Packers 31, Steelers 25
XLIV Feb. 7, 2010 Saints 31 Colts 17
XLIII Feb. 1, 2009 Pittsburgh 27 Arizona 23
XLII Feb. 3, 2008 New York 17, New England 14
XLI Feb. 4, 2007 Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17
XL Feb. 5, 2006 Pittsburgh 21, Seattle 10
XXXIX Feb. 6, 2005 New England 24, Philadelphia 21
XXXVIII Feb. 1, 2004 New England 32, Carolina 29
XXXVII Jan. 26, 2003 Tampa Bay 48, Oakland 21
XXXVI Feb. 3, 2002 New England 20, St. Louis 17
XXXV Jan. 28, 2001 Baltimore 34, N.Y. Giants 7
XXXIV Jan. 30, 2000 St. Louis 23, Tennessee 16
XXXIII Jan. 31, 1999 Denver 34, Atlanta 19
XXXII Jan. 25, 1998 Denver 31, Green Bay 24
XXXI Jan. 26, 1997 Green Bay 35, New England 21
XXX Jan. 28, 1996 Dallas 27, Pittsburgh 17
XXIX Jan. 29, 1995 San Francisco 49, San Diego 26
XXVIII Jan. 30, 1994 Dallas 30, Buffalo 13
XXVII Jan. 31, 1993 Dallas 52, Buffalo 17
XXVI Jan. 26, 1992 Washington 37, Buffalo 24
XXV Jan. 27, 1991 N.Y. Giants 20, Buffalo 19
XXIV Jan. 28, 1990 San Francisco 55, Denver 10
XXIII Jan. 22, 1989 San Francisco 20, Cincinnati 16
XXII Jan. 31, 1988 Washington 42, Denver 10
XXI Jan. 25, 1987 N.Y. Giants 39, Denver 20
XX Jan. 26, 1986 Chicago 46, New England 10
XIX Jan. 20, 1985 San Francisco 38, Miami 16
XVIII Jan. 22, 1984 L.A. Raiders 38, Washington 9
XVII Jan. 30, 1983 Washington 27, Miami 17
XVI Jan. 24, 1982 San Francisco 26, Cincinnati 21
XV Jan. 25, 1981 Oakland 27, Philadelphia 10
XIV Jan. 20, 1980 Pittsburgh 31, L.A. Rams 19
XIII Jan. 21, 1979 Pittsburgh 35, Dallas 31
XII Jan. 15, 1978 Dallas 27, Denver 10
XI Jan. 9, 1977 Oakland 32, Minnesota 14
X Jan. 18, 1976 Pittsburgh 21, Dallas 17
IX Jan. 12, 1975 Pittsburgh 16, Minnesota 6
VIII Jan. 13, 1974 Miami 24, Minnesota 7
VII Jan. 14, 1973 Miami 14, Washington 7
VI Jan. 16, 1972 Dallas 24, Miami 3
V Jan. 17, 1971 Baltimore 16, Dallas 13
IV Jan. 11, 1970 Kansas City 23, Minnesota 7
III Jan. 12, 1969 N.Y. Jets 16, Baltimore 7
II Jan. 14, 1968 Green Bay 33, Oakland 14
I Jan. 15, 1967 Green Bay 35, Kansas City 10

No wonder you think being a Pats fan is some kinda fantasy! Oh, if you could only make yourself forget the 9 miles of **** the JEST put you through... if you could only un-love the Green of your chosen tormentors... the little signature oval of failure on the helmet that makes your heart go pitter-patter... That pathetic 60s monstrosity of typography that serves as the team logotype, and sets your dreams alight... Oh, if only!

But you can't. As we speak, our nation is discussing whether to publicize a report on such comparatively short-lived and mild "interrogation techniques" as sleep deprivation, water torture, and rectal feeding. Yet the humiliation and degradation visited on JEST fans by their "franchise" is ignored year after year after year after yearafter year after year after year after year after year...

+ 35 more years.

Hell, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers would be a fantasy team to a JEST fan :)

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I will always Bleed Green.
 
Yes, I need to associate myself with winners. That is why I still come here.
You can associate with winners all you want, but the fact you identify with losers makes it irrelevant.
 
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