The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

Jetsfan25678 said:

I was a different guy back then I've changed .

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Although this is almost worthy of its own thread, I'll post the question here (perhaps it's even been addressed in this verrry long thread)

The topic is "Rex Ryan's Greatest Quotes"

With the Jets season having ended several weeks/months ago and the Rex Ryan era ending with a whimper, let's recap all of his amazingly bold and boisterous quotes for a moment so we're prepared when the ax finally falls (I really wish they'd extend him though!)

Of course one can't help but chortle with Wreck's most recent comment this season "The Jets will be far from an embarrassment when the season is over" (um Wrecks - the season was over a few weeks ago - and they're BEYOND an embarrassment!)

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...ar-from-an-embarrassment-when-season-is-over/

Obviously there's also the "I guarantee the Jets will win the Super Bowl"

And then the following season was "I REALLY guarantee the Jets will win the Super Bowl THIS season"

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/02/24/rex-guarantees-jets-title/

Then there's the "Mark Sanchez is an elite QB"

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/sto...rk-sanchez-new-york-jets-elite-wins-big-games

Then there's the Mark Sanchez tattoo of course

(see my signature below and http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/03/rex-ryan-reveals-the-fate-of-his-mark-sanchez-tattoo)

And let's not forget "Mark Sanchez will be the QB of the Jets as long as I am here"

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/18/rex-ryan-sanchez-will-be-qb-as-long-as-i-am-here/

And I'm sure Rex had a few comments when Tannenbaum gave Sanchez an extension to bring his compensation up to nearly $60 million over 5 years

... I could go on but I don't want to take the fun away from others... and I'm sure there are several quotes I'm forgetting

Anyone want to add to the list? (his quotes about Sanchez alone could be it's own thread!)

RecoveringCowboy said:

This just in: It may be unconstitutional to execute a Jets fan - read on.



http://hosted2.ap.org/APDEFAULT/386c25518f464186bf7a2ac026580ce7/Article_2014-12-03-US--Texas Execution-Panetti/id-57604bcd5c514c85bbd2807f9f6533ac

There has not been a test case yet, but if being highly delusional can spare an inmate from execution, being a Jets fan should meet that criteria.

Just my Texas perspective on things.

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It might be the opposite. This is where the Jets fans belong...

Bill Lee said:

Right, but the Green Beans are in our division, so they're OUR clowns! The Packers fans can look down at the Lions, the Steelers fans can continue to look down on the Browns, and we'll continue to look down on the Jests!

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They're so down we need our binoculars to see them.

We can still hear them though.

1960Pats said:

They're so down we need our binoculars to see them.

We can still hear them though.

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Yeah, sounds like a toilet trying to flush but not emptying out.

Tunescribe said:

Yeah, sounds like a toilet trying to flush but not emptying out.

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you mean they're gonna play their "backups" the rest of the way?

Joker said:

you mean they're gonna play their "backups" the rest of the way?

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JoeSixPat said:

Although this is almost worthy of its own thread, I'll post the question here (perhaps it's even been addressed in this verrry long thread)

The topic is "Rex Ryan's Greatest Quotes"

Anyone want to add to the list? (his quotes about Sanchez alone could be it's own thread!)

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I really don't think anything can top:

"LET'S GO GET A GODDAMN SNACK!!!!"

From what I hear, Eric Decker's wife has been saying that the Jets WR is depressed over the way things are going in New Jersey.

I don't know how to take that.

Should I have a chuckle at Decker's expense, knowing that he's a fool for going to such a nasty place, even for all that green? But then I realize, no man can truly understand how much it sucks to be a Jet.

So, is it his own fault? Should he have known?

Tunescribe said:

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Apology accepted.

I always knew you were a good guy.

terabthia2 said:

I really don't think anything can top:

"LET'S GO GET A GODDAMN SNACK!!!!"

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Yes, truly a classic.

Gee, there's so many choices... I liked it when he tried to mock Brady and Gisele and said that his wife was also pictured in a magazine, and when he held up her picture, all of the perv's recognized her from some foot fetish site the Ryan's used.

Joker said:

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1960Pats said:

It might be the opposite. This is where the Jets fans belong...

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But what happens if all the Jets fans are executed?

Go after StinkyFin fans?

RecoveringCowboy said:

But what happens if all the Jets fans are executed?

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RecoveringCowboy said:

But what happens if all the Jets fans are executed?

Go after StinkyFin fans?

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Certainly a good second choice. Not mine but still a good one.

Those pesky green creatures are so good at slithering around in their green slime that it's impossible to get them all. Plus, those that do survive and can figure out how, will be able to reproduce. I doubt we'll ever be rid of all Jets fans.

Being a Jets fan is like eating at a crappy restaurant for years and getting served a plate of **** in the hopes of someday getting a decent meal. Rex is the chef who keeps telling you that this plate of feces is going to be the best meal you ever had.

And the new Jets site, The Hampur, now requires you to log in just to read. A site with just 266 members is now going to prevent lurkers. That'll drive traffic!

266 degenerates all in a room by themselves.