The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

Tunescribe said:

I heard that residents of Detroit are upset the Jets are making an unscheduled appearance in their city. They're worried about the negative cultural influence and have complained to NFL officials over insufficient lead time for remedial preparations. Parent and school associations also have urged the Lions not to distribute free game tickets to anybody under 21. This could get messy.

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Someone should inform the residents of Detroit that there are few Jets fans who will realize that the game has been moved, few of those who will realize when it will be played, fewer still who will be able to navigate the ticketing process, only a few of them who will be able to find Detroit, and then fewer still who will be able to find the stadium. Plus, rather than driving to Buffalo, they will need to fly to Detroit, and many won't have ever done that before. It is TSA that should be concerned.

By the time the population of "traveling" Jets fans works its way through these filters, there will only be three or four of them that make it. Detroit's SUV unit should be able to follow each of them to protect against crime.

PatsGuy said:

I'll tell u..this was a "laugh out loud moment" when I read this:
http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/269306-Study-shows-Patriots-fans-love-boy-bands

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They have to look forward to something...right...or have something to talk about other then their piss poor team

Tunescribe said:

I heard that residents of Detroit are upset the Jets are making an unscheduled appearance in their city. They're worried about the negative cultural influence and have complained to NFL officials over insufficient lead time for remedial preparations. Parent and school associations also have urged the Lions not to distribute free game tickets to anybody under 21. This could get messy.

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Why would anyone want to visit that dump of a city?

The Jets would have to pay me to go to Detroit.

How much do we have to pay to get you to leave our board?

Joker said:

How much do we have to pay to get you to leave our board?

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Another moron, added to my ignore list.

Thanks for being a fan, bud!

well...there it is...after a week of this troll's incessant attempts to legitimize his presence here,there's his ouright request for a ban. One of the mods will be along to satisfy your death wish. It was nice NOT knowing you.

Jetsfan25678 said:

Why would anyone want to visit that dump of a city?

The Jets would have to pay me to go to Detroit.

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You can't mock Detroit. Your team plays in a smelly swamp. "Boss" Woody is so limp he couldn't swing a deal to get the big MTA parking lot on the edge of town for the SwampRats. It was a Tenth Avenue Freeze Out.

Jetsfan25678 said:

Another moron, added to my ignore list.

Thanks for being a fan, bud!

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You really should take a hint. You haven't offered much beyond nonsensical babble and lots of Patriots bashing. This is not going to end well for you here. Go back to Ganggreen or whatever where you at least will be tolerated.

Tunescribe said:

You really should take a hint. You haven't offered much beyond nonsensical babble and lots of Patriots bashing. This is not going to end well for you here. Go back to Ganggreen or whatever where you at least will be tolerated.

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I've only bashed the Pats once. And As I said when you're ready to talk football I'm here, but until then I'm putting, you as well others, who continue to attack me on ignore. Just because you disagree with me doesn't mean I'm "trolling". I've already had several solid football discussions with others in the draft thread, and one particular poster in this thread. Have a good one, Tunescribe.

TomPatriot said:

You can't mock Detroit. Your team plays in a smelly swamp. "Boss" Woody is so limp he couldn't swing a deal to get the big MTA parking lot on the edge of town for the SwampRats. It was a Tenth Avenue Freeze Out.

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I agree Woody is an idiot. You won't see me defending Geno, Woody Vick, Rex, or Idzik. But my post goes beyond football. Detroit is a crappy city in disarray , and even you cannot deny this.

Jetsfan25678 said:

I agree Woody is an idiot. You won't see me defending Geno, Woody Vick, Rex, or Idzik. But my post goes beyond football. Detroit is a crappy city in disarray , and even you cannot deny this.

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Pennington showed flashes of adequacy.

yeah, well...I heard he tried Viagra and his **** broke...

Jetsfan25678 said:

I agree Woody is an idiot. You won't see me defending Geno, Woody Vick, Rex, or Idzik.

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We've all been waiting on pins and needles for this incredibly revelatory declaration.

Jetsfan25678 said:

But my post goes beyond football. Detroit is a crappy city in disarray , and even you cannot deny this.

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Which is why you should go there and lend a hand -- a much more productive use of your time than posting here.

So where is this "home" game for the Bills this week against the NY mold stain

PatsFanInVa said:

So where is this "home" game for the Bills this week against the NY mold stain

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In Detroit, Monday night at 7 pm. NFL games have numerous technical requirements which makes it impossible to move it to a college site, say the Carrier Dome in Syracuse, so they have to move it to a NFL stadium. Buffalo and NYC will get the game via their local CBS affiliate, Sunday Ticket subscribers can see it on channel 706, the rest of the country is SOL.

Of course, if the Pats win today, the Jets will be mathematically eliminated from the AFC East, LOL before they even take the field for week 11! Nice job there Rexy!

FreeTedWilliams said:

In Detroit, Monday night at 7 pm. NFL games have numerous technical requirements which makes it impossible to move it to a college site, say the Carrier Dome in Syracuse, so they have to move it to a NFL stadium. Buffalo and NYC will get the game via their local CBS affiliate, Sunday Ticket subscribers can see it on channel 706, the rest of the country is SOL.

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Poor bastards in Buffalo... everybody's waiting for their roof to collapse. I wonder how many people end up even able to watch the game?

Of course, if the Pats win today, the Jets will be mathematically eliminated from the AFC East, LOL before they even take the field for week 11! Nice job there Rexy!

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But their super bowl is week 16 against the Pats! It's okay!

Amazing a thread like this took so long.

Why are the jets perceived as dysfunctional?

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http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/269369-Why-are-the-jets-perceived-as-dysfunctional

Michael Giardi ‏@MikeGiardi 17m17 minutes ago
Nooooooo. You're kidding, rt? MT @MMehtaNYDN: Going to happen sooner or later... but Jets were officially eliminated from winning AFC East

IcyPatriot said:

Amazing a thread like this took so long.

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/269369-Why-are-the-jets-perceived-as-dysfunctional

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I'm not going to click on the thread but in the annals of questions to which the answer is obvious this must surely be up in the top five.

EDIT: Got to admit that I'm impressed that the OP spelled "dysfunctional" correctly -- a clear sign it wasn't Rex, I think.