The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

RecoveringCowboy · Oct 30, 2014

I'd like Dr Wooth's take on Rex's toe fettish.

zoostation · Oct 30, 2014

Joker said:
Rich Eisen...huge Jet fan in case all of you didn't know.

I had a feeling that little db was a Rats fan. Can't pinpoint it, but he looks the part. Maybe its the beady eyes.

mayoclinic · Oct 30, 2014

This is really funny:

Eric Decker on Twitter:

“#jetsnation, tell me why you love the @nyjets using #jetsdiehardfan and I’ll send a signed prize to my favorite”.

Some responses:

“I love the Jets because they are consistent. They let me down week after week,” said @conor_heraty.

“I’m a #jetsdiehardfan because they let Parcells, Belichick and Carroll walk out the door. Thanks from the rest of the country!” @14TeamMocker wrote.

“because apparently I’m a masochist,” said @JP_NYJ.

Someone going by @peachy931 said simply: “butt fumble.”

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...into-a-twitter-minefield-of-bitter-jets-fans/

Fixit · Oct 30, 2014

I actually feel bad for Decker. He had no idea what he was really getting himself into.

FrodoBagginz · Oct 30, 2014

Fixit said:
I actually feel bad for Decker. He had no idea what he was really getting himself into.

He must have been living under a rock if he didn't know what he was getting into.

BelizePats · Oct 30, 2014

How could he not know? How could his agent not know?
He damn well knew but the Benjamin's overrode whatever reservations he and his team likely had.

Kontradiction · Oct 30, 2014

Fixit said:
I actually feel bad for Decker. He had no idea what he was really getting himself into.

He knew full well what he was getting himself into...

Hard to feel for the guy, though. He's a millionaire and a good looking dude living in NYC playing a child's game. The football team he plays for just so happens to be a joke.

Fixit · Oct 30, 2014

BelizePats said:
How could he not know? How could his agent not know?
He damn well knew but the Benjamin's overrode whatever reservations he and his team likely had.

I'm thinking he didn't anticipate that him trying to do something cool for the fans would turn into a SOJF *****fest.

PatsWickedPissah · Oct 30, 2014

Mike the Brit said:
I miss the Herminator ...

Was there EVER a HC as befuddled about the game clock as herm? Watching his clueless obliviousness as the 2nd or 4th QTR counted down was comedic gold. Almost always failed to score points as that pesky clock kept marching, marching on.

Mike the Brit · Oct 30, 2014

PatsWickedPissah said:
Was there EVER a HC as befuddled about the game clock as herm? Watching his clueless obliviousness as the 2nd or 4th QTR counted down was comedic gold. Almost always failed to score points as that pesky clock kept marching, marching on.

Yes, but Herm was a decent human being who was out of his depth -- thrown to his fate in a fetid swamp, surrounded by horribly writhing diseased green lizards.

Tunescribe · Oct 30, 2014

Idzik's full mind-numbing address:

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...t-of-john-idziks-opening-remarks-from-monday/

Excerpt: "It hurts us to be 1-7. But more importantly, it hurts our fan base, the people that mean so much to us. And we vow to give them what they deserve."

In the short term, that should be 1-8.

varjao · Oct 30, 2014

I believe Decker didn't get many offers in the Free Agency, not in this range. Jets overreached as usual.

Galeb · Oct 30, 2014

PatsWickedPissah said:
Was there EVER a HC as befuddled about the game clock as herm? Watching his clueless obliviousness as the 2nd or 4th QTR counted down was comedic gold. Almost always failed to score points as that pesky clock kept marching, marching on.

A couple of weeks ago, when the Eagles had a huge lead, and Chip Kelly didn't change the tempo at which his offense played. It almost proved disastrous. I think he has since learned.

ctpatsfan77 · Oct 30, 2014

BelizePats said:
How could he not know? How could his agent not know?
He damn well knew but the Benjamin's overrode whatever reservations he and his team likely had.

and

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ctpatsfan77 · Oct 30, 2014

PatsWickedPissah said:
Was there EVER a HC as befuddled about the game clock as herm? Watching his clueless obliviousness as the 2nd or 4th QTR counted down was comedic gold. Almost always failed to score points as that pesky clock kept marching, marching on.

Andy Reid is still pretty high up on the clueless list.

Conversely, anyone else see the in-stadium stat before Edelman's 42-yard punt return noting that the Patriots had scored in the final two minutes of the first half in seven of their first eight games this season?

RecoveringCowboy · Oct 30, 2014

Q: What do the New York Jets and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

goheels22002 · Oct 30, 2014

How bad is it this week in NY for the Jets?

Rex decided to bench his starter for Michael Vick whose first start is a) on the road, b) at Kansas City, c) who are coming off a bye, and d) against a coach who knows Vick inside and out - Andy Reid.

The line is Jets +9.5. No way do they cover in KC. The over/under for turnovers by Michael Vick should be 9.5.

Mike the Brit · Oct 30, 2014

That joke should have a preservation order.

It was first made about Doug Williams -- the only man who could overthrow the Ayatollah. Which made more sense.

Has it just got to Texas?

Miguel · Oct 30, 2014

If like myself you take a perverse pleasure in listening to Jets fans wallow in their misery, listen to Jason Fitzgerald's Over the Cap podcasts. This week's rant is priceless.

http://overthecap.com/podcast-nfl-week-8-rewind-gerald-mccoy-idzik-jets/

SVN · Oct 30, 2014

Fixit said:
I actually feel bad for Decker. He had no idea what he was really getting himself into.

Dont know if it was Decker or Jets PR.

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