The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

Deus Irae said:

Benigno should be priceless this morning. 15 minutes 'til the explosion...

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He was too disgusted to rise to the level of an explosion. Francesa on the other hand...

Tunescribe said:

He could be right, because if they didn't do "stupid stuff" they might be good, or at least mediocre.

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The Jets are the only team that could find a coach to hire who's dumber than Herm Edwards.

SVN said:

Kristian Dyer ‏@KristianRDyer 1m1 minute ago
Idzik is raising his voice, showing lots of emotion: "When you start out losing seven consecutive games, it's very personal." #Jets #NYJets

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Sounds like a guy whose wife is getting sexted with player's crotch shots...

SVN said:

Brian Costello ‏@BrianCoz 27s27 seconds ago
Idzik: "Frankly, I spend more time with Rex than I do with my wife and my family." #nyj

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See, I told you!

Wheelman said:

John Idzik: "I wish our fans could see what I see everyday"

Well you can Idzik, gives the jets fans 24/7 video access to the locker rooms, practices, meetings. And the fans will be able to see!

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That'd be worse than filming a sausage factory.

SVN said:

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/10/27/listen-francesa-goes-off-on-jets-in-class-rant-following-idziks-presser/

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Epic!

SVN said:

http://www.nfl.com/now/share?id=6a54c96f-277d-4f11-9144-a5120d2641b9

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Yep, the JETS are KOTITE-BAD!

How ridiculous are Jets fans? Eisen goes on a rant,

http://www.nfl.com/now/share?id=6a54c96f-277d-4f11-9144-a5120d2641b9

and one of the Jets fans posts this in response:

I agree with what Eisen said but I still think both should stay. Look, this is just a patch of the worst luck I think I have ever seen. Granted, Idzik neglected the corner spot. We know that and I am not defending that... I have nothing to back this up when I say this absolutely CANNOT be their best. There must be something better there. Give them both a mulligan with some very clear expectations and goals for the season.

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http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/268886-Rich-Eisens-Spot-On-Rant-About-the-Jets?s=2f1760dda278edcaa3228b3f630b08cf&p=5376559&viewfull=1#post5376559

More rotten scumbaggery from Rat fan..."represent yo!"..total worthless piece of defecation..

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_78l1m5eg

Ok, I may have found the very essence of Jets fandom.....

There is, I kid you not, a thread on JI saying that Cutler is the answer to the Jets problems, and the OP has people agreeing with him.

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/268894-the-answer-is-Cutler?s=2f1760dda278edcaa3228b3f630b08cf

Jets getting blasted out of their own stadium?? "I got it yo!! I'll sucker punch this Bills fan and then run like the green coward I am!! c'mon everybody!! OG OG OG!!!"

goheels22002 said:

J-E-T-S! Jets! Jets! Jets!!


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Guess what, someone claiming to be the the loser on the right just posted to JI!

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/268869-quot-Jets-Fans-Sums-Up-Life-As-Jets-Fans-With-Most-Depressing-T-Shirt-Ever-quot

And they couldn't come up with the right slogan for the shirt, it should be:

Just
End
This
Sh*t!

Bill Lee said:

Guess what, someone claiming to be the the loser on the right just posted to JI!

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/268869-quot-Jets-Fans-Sums-Up-Life-As-Jets-Fans-With-Most-Depressing-T-Shirt-Ever-quot

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"I'm the one on the right with the hat on"....jeezus krist...I mean it's been almost a decade but am I WRONG??? These morons defy description...does not know his left from his right...total subhuman trogs

Rich Eisen...huge Jet fan in case all of you didn't know...tears the love of his life apart on NFLN...precious schadenfreude...

http://www.nfl.com/now/share?id=6a54c96f-277d-4f11-9144-a5120d2641b9

http://now.pmd.nfl.com/2014/NFL_NOW/SHOW/NFL_NOW/REG/8/141027_nfl_now_eisen_jets_rant_106120_2000k.mp4

Brady_to_Moss said:

They love pulling the "well we went to 2 strait AFC champ games...he's still a great coach"

Then i pull the good ole "hey...1969"

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One of which required two teams to lay down for them to even make the playoffs.

Deus Irae said:

Speaking of "must hear", y'all might want to check out this thread*:

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/268804-Idzik-Expected-to-Give-State-of-the-Team-Address-Tomorrow?s=d39f308abf262ebb5a98ad8d044280f4

Pure.
Comedy.
Gold.



* NSFW

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Thank you for posting this. That thread lived up to every entertainment expectation I had.

In addition to Jets fans complaining and mocking the press conference, in general, one of them tossed in this gem:

I got it... Ray Ray is IDZIK.

Listen ..... it sounds EXACTLY like RAY RAY!

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20 minutes or so after that post, Ray Ray shows up to tell everyone that they're overreacting, the press conference was fine, and everything's going to be okay.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/lupica-time-jets-owner-woody-johnson-fix-mess-article-1.1989576

Classic first line:

"The organization looks like a butt fumble now. "

Joker said:

Rich Eisen...huge Jet fan inc ase all of you didn't know...tears the love of his life apart on NFLN...precious schadenfreude...

http://www.nfl.com/now/share?id=6a54c96f-277d-4f11-9144-a5120d2641b9

http://now.pmd.nfl.com/2014/NFL_NOW/SHOW/NFL_NOW/REG/8/141027_nfl_now_eisen_jets_rant_106120_2000k.mp4

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My only concern about this is that Eisen touches on Woody's unsuitability to be an NFL owner while everyone else is blasting Idzik and Wrecks. As long as Woody owns the Green Beans, all will be as it should be -- ultimate suckage. We NEED Woody Johnson to own that team. Hopefully, Woody will take Eisen's advice and give Wrecks a long-term contract so the organization will have some ... stability ... .

REPORT: NFL in talks to move all Jets games to Comedy Central.

FOX to air "When Jets Fans Attack!" program in December.

TomPatriot said:

Shocked! More Jets whining!

Calvin Pace: Schedule-maker 'had it out' for Jets

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000411368/article/calvin-pace-schedulemaker-had-it-out-for-jets

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Not sure what they were complaining about, they should have known they couldn't play against the SEC and/or Big 10.

They are resorting to cannibalism ....

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/268847-So-all-us-moron-SOJF-are-probably-now-welcoming-some-of-our-newer-members

This thread now has competition from the Jets fans themselves: http://www.firejohnidzik.com/home.html

Is there any way we can start a Save John Idzik web site?

Deus Irae said:

Ok, I may have found the very essence of Jets fandom.....

There is, I kid you not, a thread on JI saying that Cutler is the answer to the Jets problems, and the OP has people agreeing with him.

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/t...-is-Cutler?s=2f1760dda278edcaa3228b3f630b08cf

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Since the 'Village Idzik' is sitting on all that cap space the Bears would probably give the Jets a few draft picks to take him off their hands at this point.

Cutler signed a seven-year contract in January worth $54 million guaranteed, but it's essentially a three-year deal as the entire guaranteed portion of the pact will paid over that time frame./QUOTE]

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I tell you, they've already put a Jets jersey on Winston over there.

"Name one thing that Andrew Luck can do that Winston can't do better!"

Triple-dog dare you.

(There's also the contingent that is positive Jay Cutler is the answer. The would be an excellent fallback position to Winston.)

winston has bust written all over him.