The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

Vick warming up....woooooo

He threw three interceptions in six pass attempts.

They just showed a fan with a shirt reading:
Just
Endure
The
Suffering

Best 1-7 team of all time. On the verge of a Superbowl dynasty. Just need that final piece

2 JETS QBs combined = 5 TOs against the BUFFALOS

TB12 = 5 TDS vs CUBS

Wow I don't know what else to say but holy **** the Jests SUCK

Hey, the Jets are in the "easy" part of their schedule now. Today should have started their 9 game winning streak, right?

The Jets may be the worst team in the NFL outside of Oakland.

I wonder if Uncle Paulie who sits on the aisle enjoyed the game today?

A German viola joke, adapted for the JEST:

Was sind die drei Lagen auf der Jets?
Erste Lage, Notlage, und Niederlage.
(What are the three positions of the Jets?
First position, emergency, and defeat.)

Why can't Geno Smith use the phone anymore?


Because he can't find the receiver.

Has Ray Ray explained how he Jets didn't really get beat today yet?

you guys reading these threads? HILARIOUS

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/268284-We-Are-Nowhere-This-is-Inexcusable-and-I-am-Beyond-Furious

TomPatriot said:

The Jets may be the worst team in the NFL outside of Oakland.

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I'd rather have Oakland's team.
At least Carr looks like he'll be in the league for a couple of more years.

Deus Irae said:

Has Ray Ray explained how he Jets didn't really get beat today yet?

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Yes he has! Reading JI is such great schadenfreude! I love the salty taste of their tears!

BTW, Idtik has a press conference tomorrow, could be the end of Rex. I still have no idea why they don't start Simms. I think 3 ints in the first quarter might spell the end of the Geno era

Deus Irae said:

Has Ray Ray explained how he Jets didn't really get beat today yet?

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RayRay1 - 26 min ago - Oct 26, 2014 9:56 pm (#10455 Total: 10456)




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But seriously

7 turnovers is the entire story

Geno didn't make his reads, didn't execute the throws he needed to make.

They probably tried too hard to get Harvin into the offense, and that set them back.

I still think the team can make a run, but it's probably too late for anything meaningful this year.

I think they should ride with Geno to find out in the last 8 games if he will be part of the future or if they need to draft a QB this off-season. Though, I could see them turning to Vick for the Chiefs game next week to give Geno some mental reps and a break.

It's a tricky proposition, they probably go with Vick until they lose again, then go back to Geno, and that is if they don't go back to Geno next week.

Harvin is going to be a stud, love the addition, for whoever the QB is in the future.

Harvin is GOING TO BE a stud. Heh....is that like "you MAY be a winner"? Of course, movie going Geee No needs some "mental reps" and "a break". Might be a good time to invest in some movie theater stock down there in Joisey.

From twitter. Enjoy.

Here are some numbers from BUF@NYJ game today:


- Geno Smith went 2/8, 5 yards, 3 INT, 0.0 QB rate.
Question: which of this stats is more impressive? 5 yds on 8 attempts?
More INT than completions?
Or a 0.0 rate?

- Those interceptions were returned for a total of 40 yards: 8 times the total yards Geno threw.

- Jets had 6 turnovers in the game. 9 teams entered the game with 6 TO or less all season.

- Both Geno and Vick had 3 turnovers each.
The entire Jets defense has 3 TO recovered the entire season.

- 158 passing yds for Vick & Geno. Brady & Ben Roeth had more than that in the 1st half.
- Kyle Orton had 4 TD passes and 238 yds on TEN completions.

Patriots score 27 points on 19 minutes of possession.
Kyle Orton throws 4 TD and 238 yards on 10 completions.

I think it is safe to say that, even if you kick the ball to them when they scored, they would find a way to lose.

More JESTenfraude:

http://www.sbnation.com/2014/10/26/7073925/jets-kick-return-fail-percy-harvin-hiding-end-zone

If a facepalm could take the shape of a football play, it'd be this one.

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http://deadspin.com/geno-smiths-first-quarter-performance-in-one-vine-1650974557

Geno Smith's First Quarter, in One Vine

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It's even funnier when you listen to the choice of music.