The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

Here it is! The new espn Mike Tirico Buttfumble song!
Enjoy!

http://deadspin.com/the-buttfumble-song-starring-espns-mike-tirico-1648855125

Rob0729 said:

Nah! The Jets aren't important enough for God to think about until he is resting.

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I agree .... Resting on the Holy Thunderpot, that is , after which He stood up, looked into porcelain bowl and guffawed: Surely I just Jested!

"Jest Not...Lest Ye Too Be Jested"

so it is written...so shall it be done

shmessy said:

OK.....I just lost it .........fell over laughing for 39 seconds and could only now get up again...........


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GM John Idzik was also steadfast in emphasizing that the "Jets culture" could wind up making a difference for Percy Harvin.

[Post edit: I now see that my Uncle Rico posted on this already - - still great entertainment!]

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When approached for questions, Harvin said through a spokesperson that he was "getting a goddam snack."

and then a nice pedicure...

Joker said:

and then a nice pedicure...

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Oh, he's getting one of those whether he wants to or not #RexHazing

"The Buttfumble Song" off Deadspin:
http://deadspin.com/the-buttfumble-song-starring-espns-mike-tirico-1648855125

Don't know how to embed the video here but here's the link:
http://static.cdn-ec.viddler.com/flash/as3/mini-publisher.swf?ref=&key=cbfc77af

Just got off the phone with a business rep from NYC...to make a long story short, at the end of our business I asked the nice lady what she thought of the Jets this season. She took me by surprise when she exclaimed "The Jets SUCK!"...seems even the prim and proper, sedate business types are passionate about the Green suckage.

http://forums.theganggreen.com/threads/its-a-longshot-but-jets-can-win-the-division-at-9-7-or-8-8.82292/

Apparently, they are going from 2nd worst record in the league in the 8th week to winning the division.

How can any sane person think the Jets can go 8-1 the rest of the way?

http://nypost.com/2014/10/24/why-the-numbers-lie-when-it-comes-to-the-jets-defense/

The Jets are giving up 26.4 ppg but Rex keeps raving about his Top Ten Defense. What a hoser.

Tunescribe said:

I'm sure Woody endorsed it as a means to keep fans interested and his team's name in the headlines. As I said before, this guy is Santonio Holmes II. IF he performs, he might elevate the Green Beans offense from poor to mediocre.

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Eh. He's nowhere near the level Holmes was as someone who actually produces on the field.

i want the jets to win this weekend.

I don't. I want them to lose every game they play with this fat blowhard, toesucking, disgrace as their HC. Screw that fat turd to green sewer hell for all eternity.

Ok so the bills won last week...and a win this week vs jets and if the pats do lose...would not be ideal.

So i may be hoping for a jets win (gulppp). I think they win anyways. But they are 100% out of it so why not help us lock up the division sooner?

A jets W would help us and i may go to the cesspool to thank then....naa that place is like projects

Read closely.

Talked to a guy the other night who told me he was enjoying the football season.

Oh, I said, so what's your team? Well, he said, it's the Patriots but I have to admit that, when I was young, it was the Jets. I'm from New York and I'm on the side of the underdog. But, as I got older, I realized that I had too many other problems to deal with to spend my life rooting for a team that sucks so much ...

You can't quarrel with the logic.

^^^^I updated that app the other day and saw it. Started laughing.

But is it wrong I want them to beat bills tomorrow based on the fact Bills could pull off another win tomorrow?

Brady_to_Moss said:

^^^^I updated that app the other day and saw it. Started laughing.

But is it wrong I want them to beat bills tomorrow based on the fact Bills could pull off another win tomorrow?

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Perfectly reasonable. Anything to help us win the division. I'm over here hoping the garbage Jaguars can beat the underrated Dolphins.

doesntmatter1 said:

Perfectly reasonable. Anything to help us win the division. I'm over here hoping the garbage Jaguars can beat the underrated Dolphins.

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I hope jets can suck just a little less today...jets fans would have no idea they are helping us out. Smart they are not.

Gee-No has thrown 3 interceptions in the 1st quarter!