The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

ewg_gestalt · Oct 19, 2014

On this pseudo-bye week, I find myself troubled by a vicious conundrum. Perhaps my fellow threadmates can help resolve it:

Which came first, the Jets or their suck?

ThatllMoveTheChains!!! · Oct 19, 2014

ewg_gestalt said:
On this pseudo-bye week, I find myself troubled by a vicious conundrum. Perhaps my fellow threadmates can help resolve it:

Which came first, the Jets or their suck?

Immaculate consuckage.

Joker · Oct 19, 2014

It began 4 billion years ago....there was nothing...and then...

The Big Suck!

now astronomers are convinced that black holes are actually hunter green...The NY Jets...a universe of suck...forever and ever...losers without end...amen

Rob0729 · Oct 19, 2014

Joker said:
It began 4 billion years ago....there was nothing...and then...

The Big Suck!

now astronomers are convinced that black holes are actually hunter green...The NY Jets...a universe of suck...forever and ever...losers without end...amen

I am pretty sure it says in the Book of Genesis:

"... And on the seventh day, God pronounced the Jets suck."

Joker · Oct 19, 2014

"and God caused Sanchez to fall into a deep sleep...and from his rib,God fashioned a twin and breathed life into he who has become the "Gee NO!!!!!!!!!!!"...God looked upon that which he had created and said "this suck shall last until the stars burn out and the heavens fall into the sea"

The Green Book of Genesis I

Bill Lee · Oct 19, 2014

Rob0729 · Oct 19, 2014

Bill Lee said:

Or you get on it with it targeted for Miami, but lands in Cleveland.

Bill Lee · Oct 19, 2014

Joker said:
"and God caused Sanchez to fall into a deep sleep...and from his rib,God fashioned a twin and breathed life into he who has become the "Gee NO!!!!!!!!!!!"...God looked upon that which he had created and said "this suck shall last until the stars burn out and the heavens fall into the sea"

The Green Book of Genesis I

geno-smith-new-york-jets-mark-sanchez-tim-tebow-570x385.jpg

Tunescribe · Oct 19, 2014

ewg_gestalt said:
On this pseudo-bye week, I find myself troubled by a vicious conundrum. Perhaps my fellow threadmates can help resolve it:

Which came first, the Jets or their suck?

I don't understand this question because I've always considered them one and the same. If you can explain the alleged differentiation, I'd like to hear it.

TomPatriot · Oct 19, 2014

ewg_gestalt said:
On this pseudo-bye week, I find myself troubled by a vicious conundrum. Perhaps my fellow threadmates can help resolve it:

Which came first, the Jets or their suck?

I know the Jets preceded the Toesuck.

Deus Irae · Oct 19, 2014

The Jets are 1-6 and in competition for the #1 pick. The solution to this golden opportunity?

Naturally, it's to bring in a talented player who's likely to help them win an extra game or two, so that they end up picking lower.

God gave us the Jets so we'd always have something to feel good about in comparison.

reflexblue · Oct 19, 2014

Deus Irae said:
The Jets are 1-6 and in competition for the #1 pick. The solution to this golden opportunity?

Naturally, it's to bring in a talented player who's likely to help them win an extra game or two, so that they end up picking lower.

God gave us the Jets so we'd always have something to feel good about in comparison.

the jest are where early round picks go to die. the la clippers use to be like this too.

ctpatsfan77 · Oct 19, 2014

Tunescribe said:
I don't understand this question because I've always considered them one and the same. If you can explain the alleged differentiation, I'd like to hear it.

Do vacuums JEST?

Tunescribe · Oct 20, 2014

Rob0729 said:
I am pretty sure it says in the Book of Genesis:

"... And on the seventh day, God pronounced the Jets suck."

Also while taking the Ten Commandments, Moses accidentally omitted commandment No. 11: "Thou shalt not suck ... toes." Breaking the commandment damns one to eternal suckage.

RIpats88 · Oct 20, 2014

best case scenareo, adding harvin(and an easy schedule) allows the jets to go on a little win streak and take themselves OUT of consideration for a top pick. management thinks this is a sign of things to come and keeps rex ryan and Geno going forward...

Uncle Rico · Oct 20, 2014

Gold Jerry, gold ...

Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer 4m4 minutes ago
GM John Idzik was also steadfast in emphasizing that the "Jets culture" could wind up making a difference for Percy Harvin.

Danger Zone · Oct 20, 2014

Rob0729 said:
I am pretty sure it says in the Book of Genesis:

"... And on the seventh day, God pronounced the Jets suck."

Im no biblical scholar but I think He pronounced this on Day 1.

ctpatsfan77 · Oct 20, 2014

When I read "Jets culture," first I LOL.

Then I think of other similar forms of culture . . . yeast cultures, bacterial cultures.

Then I LOL again.

Deus Irae · Oct 20, 2014

Idzik on Harvin's troubled past: "We have a very healthy environment for Percy Harvin." #Goodson #Patterson #nyj

https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/524234717508689920

Idzik on acquiring Harvin at 1-6: "I don't think it's too late."

Click to expand...

https://twitter.com/RichCimini

The Jets are now ready to go 9-0, or at least 8-1, down the stretch, apparently.

Rusty Coupe · Oct 20, 2014

Bill Lee said:

The plane that never arrives or departs on time because it gets the time zones mixed up.

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