You know you are a Pats Fan when...

RecoveringCowboy · Oct 4, 2014

...you think the secret identity of Captain America is Tom Brady.

RecoveringCowboy · Oct 4, 2014

This one is a bit long and complicated, but here it goes.

Someone from Boston commented: "you don't sound Texan - you sound like you are from Tennesee..."

Putting things together, it seemed like a hint I sounded like BB. They might be right on the nerd part, but not sure about the infamous Jack Webb/Sgt Joe Friday voice.

BTW, BB was born in Tennesee.

supafly · Oct 4, 2014

You walk around downtown Pittsburgh near the stadium with a Gronkowski jersey on--and no gun in your pocket.

Wax Frog · Oct 4, 2014

RecoveringCowboy said:
BTW, BB was born in Tennesee.

..but grew up in 'Murlin'

PATS16N0 · Oct 4, 2014

You wreck your leg in a car accident with Tom Brady, and frantically ask if he's okay in the back of the ambulance

mgteich · Oct 4, 2014

Squish the Fish means something (bonus if you still have a tee shirt).

You think it might have ended differently if Grogan had started.

You remember the Toilet Bowl.

You remember thinking that moving to CT is better for us than St Louis.

You think of 1976 as the good old days.

You remember that Foxboro is NOT the house that Brady built.

You know what the "elephant' position is.

You remember a great 8th round draft choice.

199 has a special meaning.

A snow plow coming out to the field brings a smile.

The name "Mosi" being a smile to your face.

You thank the good Lord every night that Kraft bought the team.

borg · Oct 4, 2014

mgteich said:
Squish the Fish means something (bonus if you still have a tee shirt).

You think it might have ended differently if Grogan had started.

You remember the Toilet Bowl.

You remember thinking that moving to CT is better for us than St Louis.

You think of 1976 as the good old days.

You remember that Foxboro is NOT the house that Brady built.

You know what the "elephant' position is.

You remember a great 8th round draft choice.

199 has a special meaning.

A snow plow coming out to the field brings a smile.

The name "Mosi" being a smile to your face.

You thank the good Lord every night that Kraft bought the team.

You know who Pat the Patriot is

You can name the Patriot QB who ran the naked boot leg on 4th and inches and scored a 41 yd TD

IcyPatriot · Oct 4, 2014

You hate the color green.

You still have hemroids from the aluminum benches at Sullivan Stadium.

Gronkowski123 · Oct 4, 2014

your pissed off all week because the pats got crushed.

Brady_to_Moss · Oct 4, 2014

.....they go 2-2 and people are ready to dump the QB and coach in week 5

Gronkowski123 · Oct 4, 2014

Brady_to_Moss said:
.....they go 2-2 and people are ready to dump the QB and coach in week 5

only in new england. we set the standard so high....

PatsFanInVa · Oct 4, 2014

mgteich said:
Squish the Fish means something (bonus if you still have a tee shirt).

Big-time bonus if you have "Berry the Bears" T-shirt (I physically ripped that one to pieces during the game.)

Brady_to_Moss · Oct 4, 2014

Gronkowski123 said:
only in new england. we set the standard so high....

they do the same in NY...but NY fans are a bunch of **** bags...they should expect their team to suck every years...just look at that crap week in and week out for the past billion years

Gronkowski123 · Oct 4, 2014

Brady_to_Moss said:
they do the same in NY...but NY fans are a bunch of **** bags...they should expect their team to suck every years...just look at that crap week in and week out for the past billion years

really? eli sucked last year and i don't remember espn running 100 different stories about how eli is garbage and how nassib should start...that only happens to brady. they also rarely criticize peyton manning but aren't afraid to **** on tommy. ****ing haters.

Triumph · Oct 4, 2014

You will always hate the Raiders for Darryl Stingley, winning with Jim Plunket and the 76 screwjob.

You are grateful for Parcells, but also cant forget how he quit on the Pats in the Super Bowl.

You will always despise the Bears for putting in William Frig Perry on the goaline TD in the Super Bowl.

The old Pat the Patriot logo is cool, but brings back lots of bad memories.

When the NY Jets lose its like Christmas.

Clonamery · Oct 4, 2014

You smell a Jet fan long before you see it.

PatsFanInVa · Oct 4, 2014

when...
You're on to Cincinnati
You're on to Cincinnati
You're on to Cincinnati

Nikolai · Oct 4, 2014

...you remember playing as the Pats in Madden '93 and literally half the time Millen got hit, the ambulance came out for him

...you know what MyFace is

37Harrison · Oct 4, 2014

At least once when someone mentioned how bad Chung played you thought of Eugene and not Patrick and were relieved when you realized they were talking about Patrick.

Jackson 2 · Oct 4, 2014

Triumph said:
You will always hate the Raiders for Darryl Stingley, winning with Jim Plunket and the 76 screwjob.

You are grateful for Parcells, but also cant forget how he quit on the Pats in the Super Bowl.

You will always despise the Bears for putting in William Frig Perry on the goaline TD in the Super Bowl.

The old Pat the Patriot logo is cool, but brings back lots of bad memories.

When the NY Jets lose its like Christmas.

You still have the game program your father bought you with Ross O'Hanley on the cover.

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In the Starting Line-Up

In the Starting Line-Up

Eff you, Shula

Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

PatsFans.com Veteran

Pro Bowl Player

Wall of Fame

Pro Bowl Player

28-3....

Pro Bowl Player

PatsFans.com Supporter

28-3....

Pro Bowl Player

Hall of Fame Poster

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