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Now I know how Moses felt.
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I posted this in the Game Thread last night, but in truth, I actually watched that game for about 20 minutes with the TV volume lowered a lot and this in my headphones. You'd be surprised how enjoyable Jest games are when you do this. Try it next week if you get the Jest game.

Haha... Isn't there a GIF out there somewhere with the Benny Hill theme synced to the buttfumble video?
 
Haha... Isn't there a GIF out there somewhere with the Benny Hill theme synced to the buttfumble video?

I feel like there was a better one out there, but here's what I found.



It's excellent...thank you Jest for being in the AFC East
 
The Rats fan equivalent of Longfellow...I give you the Eternal Chumpion...the best part is the very next post Rayge Rayge says he will rep this piece of garbage that the E.C. wants 40 dollars a copy for. Really, hard to believe such staggering idiocy exists in our modern world unchecked....


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A little culture for you schmucks
Not one day passes where
The Jets don't spring to mind
I feel their losses by a hair
And suffer when I should unwind

Our QB growing before our eyes
Not fast enough, not good for us
The weak fans cry
With every play they raise a fuss

These posters here they be unreasoned
They want the playoffs every season
They wear their passion on their sleeves
But their wilting minds reveal disease

Rex Ryan is the greatest one
Rex Ryan is the chosen son
The job no doubt it will get done
When we begin our next big run

So listen hear and listen now
To Brady we shall never bow
We will defeat them in the end
It is the era of the Jets, my friend

The referees are clearly crooked
The NFL has gone all stupid
But in the end it will not matter
We WILL get what we come after

-EternalChampion

If anyone's interested in buying a printed, framed, and autographed version of the above, please PM me, price is $40. Note that for privacy reasons, it will be signed EternalChampion.


I think we,Patriots Fans For the Arts, should each donate a quarter until we get the 40 bucks needed to get our own OFFICIAL Eternal Chumpion masterpiece.
 
The Rats fan equivalent of Longfellow...I give you the Eternal Chumpion...the best part is the very next post Rayge Rayge says he will rep this piece of garbage that the E.C. wants 40 dollars a copy for. Really, hard to believe such staggering idiocy exists in our modern world unchecked....


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A little culture for you schmucks
Not one day passes where
The Jets don't spring to mind
I feel their losses by a hair
And suffer when I should unwind

Our QB growing before our eyes
Not fast enough, not good for us
The weak fans cry
With every play they raise a fuss

These posters here they be unreasoned
They want the playoffs every season
They wear their passion on their sleeves
But their wilting minds reveal disease

Rex Ryan is the greatest one
Rex Ryan is the chosen son
The job no doubt it will get done
When we begin our next big run

So listen hear and listen now
To Brady we shall never bow
We will defeat them in the end
It is the era of the Jets, my friend

The referees are clearly crooked
The NFL has gone all stupid
But in the end it will not matter
We WILL get what we come after

-EternalChampion

If anyone's interested in buying a printed, framed, and autographed version of the above, please PM me, price is $40. Note that for privacy reasons, it will be signed EternalChampion.


I think we,Patriots Fans For the Arts, should each donate a quarter until we get the 40 bucks needed to get our own OFFICIAL Eternal Chumpion masterpiece.
That is just plain awful. I wonder how long he labored over it. He should pay ME $40 for reading the damn thing.
 
I was thinking more like 4K$...but then I'd be like the Grand Inquisitioner, Torquemada if I had any kind of judicial power over the fetid fern fans.
 
The Jets have never really ever lost an NFL football game...more inane insanity from the green sewer pipeline...

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The "green sewer" indeed! Says it all!

Watching that game last night and really ... the hardcore dedication to suck a suckass team is amazing.

That anyone could rout for such a team is amazing ... dedication to the max ... dedication to the suck.
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Saw that brief shot of Gee No on the tube and it has to be the absolute freaking portrait of "I suck and I know it"...


Every dog has his day. Unfortunately for the Jests, that day was back in 1968.
 
The Rats fan equivalent of Longfellow...I give you the Eternal Chumpion...the best part is the very next post Rayge Rayge says he will rep this piece of garbage that the E.C. wants 40 dollars a copy for. Really, hard to believe such staggering idiocy exists in our modern world unchecked....


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A little culture for you schmucks
Not one day passes where
The Jets don't spring to mind
I feel their losses by a hair
And suffer when I should unwind

Our QB growing before our eyes
Not fast enough, not good for us
The weak fans cry
With every play they raise a fuss

These posters here they be unreasoned
They want the playoffs every season
They wear their passion on their sleeves
But their wilting minds reveal disease

Rex Ryan is the greatest one
Rex Ryan is the chosen son
The job no doubt it will get done
When we begin our next big run

So listen hear and listen now
To Brady we shall never bow
We will defeat them in the end
It is the era of the Jets, my friend

The referees are clearly crooked
The NFL has gone all stupid
But in the end it will not matter
We WILL get what we come after

-EternalChampion

If anyone's interested in buying a printed, framed, and autographed version of the above, please PM me, price is $40. Note that for privacy reasons, it will be signed EternalChampion.


I think we,Patriots Fans For the Arts, should each donate a quarter until we get the 40 bucks needed to get our own OFFICIAL Eternal Chumpion masterpiece.
Wait....what?

I refuse to believe this isn't someone trolling them.
 
he's a banned troll that had the half life of a mayfly here last season...yes, he's for real...a true green Rat fan through and through
 
Since the Pats play Monday night, here's hoping the Lions having Green Beans for lunch is telecast here Sunday. Should be another laff riot! :D:D:D
 
Geno smith is basically Mark sanchez.....bad decision making as a QB. hes good for 1-2 interceptions a game, maybe a fumble here or there
 
Going to be disappointed if Calvin Johnson doesn't go for at least 250 against that secondary (Jordy Nelson went for 210 and while he's good he's no Calvin Johnson). Although not sure I trust the Lions, especially on the road.
 
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