Idle Thoughts, Where is Patfanken?

In the midst of all the carnage of last week and the really high highs of this week, I've missed seeing Patfanken's "Idle Thoughts". His last post is September 7, but I didn't see a "see ya later" post. I could have understood wanting to be away from this board after last week's disaster, but I'm a bit surprised he's not back yet.

I hope he's soaking up some sun in the tropics or something; getting away from these cold-ass nights we've been having. Anyone know where he is?

I believe he went on a quest......to the ends of the Earth......to find and retrieve Dante.

I hope he is well and it's just a temporary lack of internet access.

I think he spent the week scouting the Vikings in Minny for BB.

'Ground Control to Major Ken.....Ground Control to Major Ken.......'

Hopefully he comes back soon. I always enjoy his posts.

Gwedd said:

Hopefully he comes back soon. I always enjoy his posts.

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My favorite PatsFanKen thread..."I didn't watch the game...but this is what I thought"....and he still nailed it

Has anyone tried the new JI board? They may have kidnapped him.

mosey threetupu said:

Has anyone tried the new JI board? They may have kidnapped him.

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It's possible, but if so, I have a feeling he'd have outwitted them into signing over their cars and houses by this point.

Though what exactly he would do with a bunch of Firebirds and double-wides is beyond me...

mosey threetupu said:

Has anyone tried the new JI board? They may have kidnapped him.

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Why would they kidnap Patfanken? I highly, highly doubt those losers are even capable of recognizing intelligent, objective thinking let alone appreciating it.

mosey threetupu said:

Has anyone tried the new JI board? They may have kidnapped him.

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Even the JestInsiders aren't trying the new JI board.

Well, obviously Patfanken is idle.

I looked up Pat Fanken in Google...nothing

then I looked up Pat Fan Ken...and THIS guy came up...



I sent him a message asking him if HE was Patfanken and got this terse response..."U Sum Dum Fuk"...

so I'm at a loss like the rest of you...

Joker said:

I looked up Pat Fanken in Google...nothing

then I looked up Pat Fan Ken...and THIS guy came up...

I sent him a message asking him if HE was Patfanken and got this terse response..."U Sum Dum Fuk"...

so I'm at a loss like the rest of you...

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For anyone that watched Arrested Development:

Joker said:

I looked up Pat Fanken in Google...nothing

then I looked up Pat Fan Ken...and THIS guy came up...

I sent him a message asking him if HE was Patfanken and got this terse response..."U Sum Dum Fuk"...

so I'm at a loss like the rest of you...

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I got this:

Danger Zone said:

Why would they kidnap Patfanken? I highly, highly doubt those losers are even capable of recognizing intelligent, objective thinking let alone appreciating it.

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I actually posted on JI that they would be wise to pay attention to what Ken has to say. They scoffed at the idea and called him a troll. As we all know, it was their loss.

Tunescribe said:

Well, obviously Patfanken is idle.

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Any thoughts on that?

Too many thoughts for him to break down, takes a long time to type it out, currently hiring highly trained monkeys to do the typing for him. No monkeys available, goes AWOL.

I'm actually concerned about ken, this is unlike him imo.