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What I'm trying to figure out is your screen name. Shouldn't it be "Jet Lowlife" instead of "Jetlifelo"? At least try to get it right. Dyslexia seems to typify your whole fan base:
What's all this about "washing"? Do you somehow struggle with hygiene and compulsively project that into conversation?
I really do not know. Perhaps you should ask a Pats fan who thinks the Patriots defensive line "sucks" and then gets upset on alternate weeks when Green Beans fans say it. I think. Not sure I understand your question.
Oh, sorry if I hit a sore spot. Don't worry. Soap is your friend. Just imagine those 10 freshly scrubbed toes, sparkling clean and temptingly served.
I don't understand ... You're going to make our washed asses dirty in seven weeks and we should "book it"? Does this mean you plan to steal or destroy our bidets or sanitary wipes? Why this fixation on anal hygiene? Did the infamous buttfumble scar your psyche?
Ummm....I hate to be the one to break it to you by stealing a line from Rick Pitino, but Big Willie, Tedy, Ty, and Rodney Harrison are not walking through that door on Sunday. While I believe the Pats are a much better team than we saw in Miami on Sunday, they aren't exactly the juggernaut of the dynasty years. You might want to switch from sugar to Splenda or SweetnLow in your koolaid from here on out.
Not my battle, but I do have a question: Where did "yall" pick up that phony southern "yall" expression?
Please do stay. You are a welcome dose of humor in these dark times when our beloved Pats lose a game only to find comfort in the fact that your team is a league doormat and a joke, but yet you are still here believing that you have a chance to do something and that beating the Pats will make your year when we only dream of trophies and championship rings. So please continue to amuse us with your lowbrow jokes and inferior intellect Jester fan.
