The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

reflexblue said:

The New York Jets do not have a majority of fans in any county in the country

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I'm not proud of how happy this makes me.

Jets' look-alikes from other industries:

• Wordperfect
• Betamax
• Oldsmobile
• Nokia
• Sears
  
• (Please add your own)

betterthanthealternative said:

I'm not proud of how happy this makes me.

Jets' look-alikes from other industries:

• Wordperfect
• Betamax
• Oldsmobile
• Nokia
• Sears
  
• (Please add your own)

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Putting WP and Betamax here are insults to those two, especially Betamax, which was actually technologically superior to VHS.

As opposed to the JEST, who are both suck and unpopular.

ctpatsfan77 said:

Putting WP and Betamax here are insults to those two, especially Betamax, which was actually technologically superior to VHS.

As opposed to the JEST, who are both suck and unpopular.

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Good point. My apologies to both (and to all of the employees who work at those companies).

I've grown to enjoy the Green Beans losses almost as much as the Pats wins. It always seems reaffirming to the natural order whenever New Jersey goes down to defeat.

Some things I've read from Rich Cimini have been pretty decent, but now I think he must have been hanging out at the Kentucky Derby a bit too long.

New Jersey Jets game predictions - AFC East Blog - ESPN

Cimini has the Rats going 9-7! He better cut back on the adderal!

betterthanthealternative said:

I'm not proud of how happy this makes me.

Jets' look-alikes from other industries:

• Wordperfect
• Betamax
• Oldsmobile
• Nokia
• Sears
  
• (Please add your own)

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Bah! Oldsmobiles were awesome back in the day. My parents had a Super 88. You could put that up against an M1A1. Also, too: Beta was by far the superior format and in fact, dominated in the pro industry for many years. Also, three: Wordperfect was beloved by many professional writers. There are still authors using it today.

I'd substitute the Ford Pinto, because what's more appropriate that exploding rear ends!

Please hold such comments as I'm due for a colonoscopy.

Today is a special day for Jets fans!

It's the last day before the Jets play their first game of the season, officially known as Optimism Day! It's the last day of the year you can delude yourselves into thinking that the Jets might have a chance this season. Enjoy it, Jets fans, because starting tomorrow the reality sets in that once again and for all time the Jets Suck!

PS: Buttfumble!

betterthanthealternative said:

I'm not proud of how happy this makes me.

Jets' look-alikes from other industries:

• Wordperfect
• Betamax
• Oldsmobile
• Nokia
• Sears
  
• (Please add your own)

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If you want real comparisons to the Jets, you need to think about real failures:

• Crystal Pepsi
• Howard the Duck
• Microsoft Bob
• You're in the Picture!
• Ford Edsel
• IBM PCjr
• Wow! Potato Chips

ewg_gestalt said:

If you want real comparisons to the Jets, you need to think about real failures:

• Crystal Pepsi
• Howard the Duck
• Microsoft Bob
• You're in the Picture!
• Ford Edsel
• IBM PCjr
• Wow! Potato Chips

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ewg_gestalt said:

If you want real comparisons to the Jets, you need to think about real failures:

• Crystal Pepsi
• Howard the Duck
• Microsoft Bob
• You're in the Picture!
• Ford Edsel
• IBM PCjr
• Wow! Potato Chips

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• New Coke
• Microsoft helpful paperclip
• Microsoft - at least on the software competency front
• Apple Newton
• Chinese toys painted with date-rape drugs
• Not changing the name of the Chevy Nova for Spanish-speaking countries
• The Segue revolution
• The AMC Pacer
• The RMS Titanic
  
• The Hindenburg
• MySpace, except unlike the JEST, MySpace was relevant in the early 2000s for a few years
  
• Any ER patient who "must have left the curling iron between the sofa cushions"
• Happy Days: "Fonzie Jumps the Shark"
• Cop Rock
• David Lynch's Dune
• Manimal
• The World League of American Football - all of whose six remaining teams (by the time the league folded) could probably have beaten the JEST
• The XFL, with the Xception (see what I did there) of He Hate Me
• The Conqueror - a John Wayne film about Genghis Khan which incidentally was filmed too close to a nuclear test site, causing 91 of 220 cast and crew ending up with cancer
• Heaven's Gate
• Ishtar
• Whoever made the exploding Dell laptop lithium ion batteries
• Gluteal sweat left on undergarments after rigorous exercise on a hot and humid day after del taco
• And to stay current... this on your wedding day (warning: much worse than "Rain")

PatsWickedPissah said:

Please hold such comments as I'm due for a colonoscopy.

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c'mon you big baby...that's the best medical procedure EVER...not only do they clip those little polyps that can KILL YOU, but they give you this hypnotic mix of drugs with fentanyl in it that literally stops time!...my first one the doc came in and said Hi!...and the next thing he said was "you can get up now"...I looked at him like he was nuts and asked him "WTF is going on!!! Are you going to do this procedure or what?? I'm STARVING!!!"...he looked at me with that "jeezus you're a friggin' moron" look and politely told me.."uh, we're already all done Joe"..

my 2nd and third ones he gave me the option of watching and I took it. The inside of your colon does NOT have nerve endings, you cannot feel any pain...it's like a Hollywood movie as you get a look at yourself from the inside...I LOOK FORWARD to these procedures...and yes, I was sweating bullets leading up to the first one like everybody else.

Jets Insider is dying and the moron-parade is moving to a forum built with software from like 1996.

rofl

hilarious...and the JI owner ,Sootsprayer is trying to sell that garbage move with the ol' "wait til you see what they have planned for the future!!!". I was a mod on the Pats board at Scout.com 15/16 years ago. We all lasted about 6 months before moving en mass to ANY other Pats site open, including here, which, by the grace of God was the best move any of us old timers ever made.

I'm STILL a member of the Scout roster...so I went there and it automatically logged me in as "Joseph Automobile"....heh...I forgot that one...I got into a huge war with this Indy nitwit that's banned from here way back then. His handle was IndyColt1 and he was a mod on the Colts page. So this pinhead couldn't take ANYBODY saying anything negative about HIS Colts on that thread, so he banned my Joker handle...so I came back as Joker_...he banned that one...I came back as Joker__...he banned that one and proclaimed he was "onto to you NOW, Joker!!!...so I logged in as Joe Kerr...heh...that lasted about a month before he finally put 2 and 2 together and screamed "AHA!!!!! I KNOW it's you, Joker!~!!"..,.I mean this guy was straight up cornpone, hayseed, hillbilly stupid. Just before we all left that piece of suck called Scout, I logged in as Joseph Automobile...the nitwit never picked up on it and I never frequented the Pinhead Playland again....until the other day...Joseph Automobile...jeezus.

Joker said:

c'mon you big baby...that's the best medical procedure EVER...not only do they clip those little polyps that can KILL YOU, but they give you this hypnotic mix of drugs with fentanyl in it that literally stops time!...my first one the doc came in and said Hi!...and the next thing he said was "you can get up now"...I looked at him like he was nuts and asked him "WTF is going on!!! Are you going to do this procedure or what?? I'm STARVING!!!"...he looked at me with that "jeezus you're a friggin' moron" look and politely told me.."uh, we're already all done Joe"..

my 2nd and third ones he gave me the option of watching and I took it. The inside of your colon does NOT have nerve endings, you cannot feel any pain...it's like a Hollywood movie as you get a look at yourself from the inside...I LOOK FORWARD to these procedures...and yes, I was sweating bullets leading up to the first one like everybody else.

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Sure, sure, it's all rainbows and unicorns.... and then http://io9.com/5945897/sometimes-people-explode-during-colonoscopies-heres-how-that-happens

rochrist said:

Sure, sure, it's all rainbows and unicorns.... and then http://io9.com/5945897/sometimes-people-explode-during-colonoscopies-heres-how-that-happens

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well yeah...I mean if you're a near braindead ,sub-mongoloidal troglodyte that can't follow simple instructions to properly prep your colon...sure bad things can happen...but if you're THAT frickin' stupid, you probably won't make it much further in life, if you even live to the age when you need one.More people die from eating fried freakin' chicken in a month than all the recorded colon explosions in medical history.

PatsWickedPissah said:

I'm due for a colonoscopy.

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OK, but what's that got to do with the New Jersey Green Beans? Oh, wait ... I get it. Never mind.

Doctor Stanley and Doctor Livingston performed a a dual endoscopy/colonoscopy on Wrecksie's gastrointestinal tract...after miles and miles a slogging through sludge littered with toe cheese and ice cream spoons they finally met...at the head of the river Denial....heh

I hope they lose to Oakland so bad. Oakland is like the only game the first half of their schedule they should probably win. If they lose it's going to be epic meltdown time.