Brady Not at Thursday 9/04 Practice

I'm going to admit, I have a bad case of beginning of the season jitters. Everyone is reporting that Brady isn't at practice and nobody seems to know why. I know it's probably something wildly mundane, but I thought I'd start a vent thread anyway, in case people want to speculate why. (It might help calm me down to see a rational thinker weigh in.)

The Jimmy Garoppolo era begins!

Probably nothing. He wasn't on the injury report yesterday. Probably a defense day too.

Rob0729 said:

The Jimmy Garoppolo era begins!

Probably nothing. He wasn't on the injury report yesterday. Probably a defense day too.

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Bah... I thought Thursday was the big day with gameplan installed. Didn't realize it might be just a defense day.

Another car accident? WHERE IS MY STRESS BALL?!?!

At home, scrubbing those damn toilets while Giselle waves the dreaded rolling pin.

well, he wasnt on the injury report yesterday, so i'm sure its probably not something too bad

This is (probably) good news:

" It's possible the Patriots knew in advance Brady was going to be absent today, considering they re-signedMcLeod Bethel-Thompson to the practice squad this morning. "

...unless it isn't

At photoshoot with Giselle for Uggs boots?

both TOm E Curran and Mike Reiss say its nothing to cause for panic and brady will be ready for sunday

RobAllan said:

Bah... I thought Thursday was the big day with gameplan installed. Didn't realize it might be just a defense day.

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Wednesday is usually one side of the ball and Thursday is usually the other side. It used to be defense on Wednesday back when Moss was here because he would have that day off.

But the Pats have been working on the Dolphins' game plan for a week now in practice. The first game of the season always have a lot more preparation than any other game.

He's getting fitted for a wizzinator since Wes just failed testing

They had to make room for Aiken on the 53.

ATippett56 said:

At home, scrubbing those damn toilets while Giselle waves the dreaded rolling pin.

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all the while whinning to get giseles attention

Toilets...Rolling pins...Wizzinators...
Man, the season can't begin soon enough!

If it were something to panic about, it would probably be widely reported already. I'm sure this is nothing more than just a day off. For all we know, he has a loose stool and can't practice without sharting.

reflexblue said:

all the while whinning to get giseles attention

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Giselle to Tom:

You can't play with your friends until you finish your chores! Now keep scrubbing!

This just in
Breaking News

There was an unfortunate accident at the Bundchen residence when Tommy Boy volunteered to stand in temporarily for the burst body bag...

Did they check the Dolphins Practice too? Maybe he is over there.

I think he was "mad"....

Quick! Has anyone seen Brady wearing an ugly orange hat and handing out $100 bills in the parking lot?