My mission statement

is to help increase a better understanding of the NFL salary cap among my fellow Patriots fans in a friendly manner.

A noble objective Master. But first I am going to try to master quantum mechanics.

Can you also help with understanding my wife, and women in general?

Va_Pats_Fan said:

Can you also help with understanding my wife, and women in general?

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Good luck, brother. You've got a better chance of mastering Chinese calculus blindfolded.

Miguel said:

is to help increase a better understanding of the NFL salary cap among my fellow Patriots fans in a friendly manner.

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You lost me at NFL, which salary cap are we referring to, National Football League or National Flag League?

I hate that they're letting two leagues use the same initials, it's so confusing!

Oh God, I hope this isn't going to involve math......

Mission accomplished. Keep it up.

Va_Pats_Fan said:

Can you also help with understanding my wife, and women in general?

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I share your angst. But the man's a salary cap wiz, not a miracle worker.

Miguel said:

is to help increase a better understanding of the NFL salary cap among my fellow Patriots fans in a friendly manner.

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You have been about a decade ahead of the pack Miguel, Pats fans have been spoiled by your efforts for a long time. Thanks........

Va_Pats_Fan said:

Can you also help with understanding my wife, and women in general?

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I take my wife everywhere I go...she finds her way home...

I for one will be crushed were we to find out that Miguel is really a wicked pissah app created by Ian.

Miguel said:

is to help increase a better understanding of the NFL salary cap among my fellow Patriots fans in a friendly manner.

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Too late man, Felger already beat you to it. There are four steps:

1) Sign everybody.
2) Re-structure everybody.
3) Move the money around and stuff.
4) Championship.

shmessy said:

Oh God, I hope this isn't going to involve math......

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Sicilian said:

Too late man, Felger already beat you to it. There are four steps:

1) Sign everybody.
2) Re-structure everybody.
3) Move the money around and stuff.
4) Championship.

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Reasons this is The Coolest Post Ever:

01 ~ Any Post that ranks on Feltcher the Verminous Excrement oozes "Win".
02 ~ It was very cleverly done.
03 ~ It subtly evokes the classic WhosYourDaddy "Championship" Line, for Extra Credit.
04 ~ It also somehow ~ despite having 4 Steps, not 3 ~ captures the Cadence & Spirit of The Internationally Renowned & Universally Admired UnderPants Gnomes ~ For The Win!!

Off The Grid said:

Reasons this is The Coolest Post Ever:

01 ~ Any Post that ranks on Feltcher the Verminous Excrement oozes "Win".
02 ~ It was very cleverly done.
03 ~ It subtly evokes the classic WhosYourDaddy "Championship" Line, for Extra Credit.
04 ~ It also somehow ~ despite having 4 Steps, not 3 ~ captures the Cadence & Spirit of The Internationally Renowned & Universally Admired UnderPants Gnomes ~ For The Win!!

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I wanna hear your mission statement. Fnordcicle's too.

Off The Grid said:

Reasons this is The Coolest Post Ever:

01 ~ Any Post that ranks on Feltcher the Verminous Excrement oozes "Win".
02 ~ It was very cleverly done.
03 ~ It subtly evokes the classic WhosYourDaddy "Championship" Line, for Extra Credit.
04 ~ It also somehow ~ despite having 4 Steps, not 3 ~ captures the Cadence & Spirit of The Internationally Renowned & Universally Admired UnderPants Gnomes ~ For The Win!!

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OTG, you are a gentleman and a scholar. I debated the used of a ??? step, but thought it would be overplayed. Thank you for keeping the spirit alive!

Galeb said:

I wanna hear your mission statement. Fnordcicle's too.

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Honored, Sir.

Will Try to Comply.

First I must sleep.

Miguel said:

is to help increase a better understanding of the NFL salary cap among my fellow Patriots fans in a friendly manner.

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You are succeeding

Miguel said:

is to help increase a better understanding of the NFL salary cap among my fellow Patriots fans in a friendly manner.

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And to make it easier for the sports media to steal your work without giving you credit.

Miguel has inspired me to hone my own mission. So far, this is all I've got: