I dunno man, I was talking to my grocer (who's a Seahawks fan) the other day, and he said that this year will be the year where Hooman breaks out and realizes his potential as the elite TE he was always destined to become. My grocer considers Hooman to be a beautiful amalgamation of Gonzalez, Sharpe, and Toucan Sam, so I'm really looking forward to seeing what he brings to the table. I can almost visualize it perfectly... and since I tend to give each season an apt title (dating back to 01, when I, as a bushy tailed lad, first got into football), I figured that I'll preemptively call title the 14' campaign: "Hooman All Too Hooman".
But in all seriousness, it's regrettable what the TE situation has come down to, and just thinking about it only enhances the fury I feel towards He Who Must Remain Incarcerated (even if he wasn't exactly a pure/blocking TE). We'll just have to hope that Gronkenstein sustains limited injuries. Without him, our TE game becomes poor. However, the moment a healthy Gronkasarus steps on the field, our O will be amongst the best in the league.