Cimini, if you say the Jets suck one more time, you're fired! Capisce?

The guys at Jets Insider have just set the bar a little bit lower in the interest of objective reporting from a free and open media. Instead of offering anything of value to improve their mediocre football team, they are going after the football beat writers.

http://www.change.org/petitions/espn-replace-rich-cimini-as-beat-writer-for-the-new-york-jets

I suppose they figure if they kill them off one-by-one, sooner or later the media will knuckle under and tell them what masterminds Rex Ryan and Woody Johnson are, and how the Jets are marching undefeated through the season, regardless of the outcomes of their games.

What could possibly go wrong?

Another twist on Green Beans fans' dedication to denying reality -- kill the messenger.

Dude is covering the Jets. ESPN should put him on suicide watch.

I feel bad for them. We should send them some positive attitude writers like Shank and Borges.

No need for ESPN to fire Cimini. A simple lobotomy will do the trick - then Cimini can blow sunshine up the asses of idiot jet fans all day long.

RayClay said:

I feel bad for them. We should send them some positive attitude writers like shank and Borges.

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There's a match made in heaven, Borges and the Jets. Why hasn't this happened?!

What a groundswell of support. But only 78 dimwits after nearly 3 days?
There should be more of them.

You know how hard it is to get a job (despite the news coming out of washington). I'd like to offer some possible alternatives to Cimini on the word suck (in alphabetical order):

• abominable
• amiss
• awful
• blah
• bottom out
• cheesy
• crappy
• cruddy
• crummy
• defective
• deficient
• dissatisfactory
• downer
• dreadful
• erroneous
• fallacious
• faulty
• garbage
• godawful
• grody
• gross
• grungy
• icky
• imperfect
• inferior
• junky
• lousy
• poor
• rough
• sad
• unacceptable

Raymond said:

What a groundswell of support. But only 78 dimwits after nearly 3 days?
There should be more of them.

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You're assuming they can actually read the petition...

I signed in and left a comment for those idiots. I told them Cimini is just telling it like it is and if they REALLY wanted to make a difference, they should petition against the owner, coach, quarterbacks, wide receivers, defensive backfield, offensive line, etc., etc. Of course, it was deleted immediately.

So they want to get rid of the guy who tells it how it is? They suck...they want him to say everything is all right and they are a good team?

Borges is your guy jest fans!