NFL Limerick Contest

We Pats fans may be spoiled rotten
For the championship trophies Bill's gotten
It's more than tradition
Consistently winnin'
His legacy never forgotten

There once was a back named LT
Who said "no one is classier than me.
In the run and the pass
I exude so much class,
You should give me a job on TV."

mayoclinic said:

There once was a Patsfan named Buile

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I'm flattered!

Ok, lemme try new rhyme words here:

There once was a coach named Rex Ryan
Who boasted his Jets were high-flyin'
Yet, post the butt fumble
Was oft heard to mumble:
"If I claimed we were good, I'd be lyin'"

or one that shows my age....?

A Patriots runner named Sam
Plowed through with a slam and a Bam.
You need a tough yard?
He'll follow Left Guard.
The great Sam 'Bam' Cunningham!!

Sanchez has left Jets' fans humbled
Since the day of his infamous stumble
What repeats in their brain?
The painful refrain
"Butt fumble, butt fumble, butt fumble"

There once was a QB named Manning
Who had Superbowl speeches in planning
But on the very first play
The ball sailed away
And the look on his face was outstanding

There once were replacement refs
And they didn't do their jobs too good
So for cadence and rhyme
In this limerick you'll find
An accurate representation of them getting a portion of it right but also taking way too long to ultimately arrive at an incorrect decision.

buile said:

A Patriots runner named Sam
Plowed through with a slam and a Bam.
You need a tough yard?
He'll follow Left Guard.
The great Sam 'Bam' Cunningham!!

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To Patriots standout John Hannah
"Guard" was as "Guitar" to Santanna
He'd play it with ease,
Turns sweet as you please,
Even when measured against Vanna

The bookies know when in Gillette,
The home team's a pretty good bet
For win, place, and show,
There are places to go...
This is the one for "Down! Set!..."

There once was a man named Al Davis,
Addicted to doing us favahs:
Whilst close to Nantucket,
When Tom tried to tuck it,
Al avenged it through the wideout he gave us.

Diversity's not such a downer
(According to this out-of-towner)
There were smiles on the faces
Of fans of all races
When they heard that the Pats just got Browner

This statement may meet with some frowns
With Indy and Baltimore clowns
(it caused a big fuss
when they packed up that bus):
'Ravens fans are Colts hand-me-downs'

There once was a QB named Colin
Jumped on the girl who was fallin'
He must be a friend
Of that pervert Big Ben
All she needed was a pulse for some ballin'

oh what the hell.


Kaepernick, Kapernick , niners man. stay out of trouble as long as you can.