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0-0, Meteor Strike hits the field. Rex Ryan is licking his wife's feet not paying attention while everyone runs for cover. Meanwhile Roger "The Dictator" Goodell is on fire running around and shouting Omaha Omaha Omaha! The game is cancelled. No Superbowl Trophy or ring is awarded and The Dictator passes away from severe burns. The fans rejoice as there will be no more expanded playoffs as the owner's puppet is gone and the two teams nobody wants to see win doesn't win.
...until the owner's appoint a new puppet and Jerry Jones gets his wish of half the teams in the conference makes the playoffs and Bill Polian's wish of zero contact on receivers is finally realized. Oh and you all thought the Meteor strike was going to end the world...nope the NFL owners ended it! :bricks: