***breaking news***

Don Calhoun said:

In a bizarre twist for a team that has already been decimated by injuries to key personnel, the New England Patriots suffered even more devastating losses when Bill Belichick, Bob Kraft and Jonathan Kraft all suffered torn ACLs. While watching practice from the sidelines, all three were rolled up on when Donte Hightower and Stephen Gregory piled into them following a play in practice. All three will be placed on season-ending IR. Hightower was heard saying "I had to go low on them because I didn't want to get fined for a hit to the head." All three injuries could've been prevented if they were wearing knee braces. Tom Brady will assume the roles of head coach, GM, vice-president and owner in their absence. "Next man up", said a despondent Brady.

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Don Calhoun said:

Come on man. We need to laugh at some point so we don't spend this entire season crying with all the injuries. I absolutely love reading this board, but icould use a little levity sometimes.

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varjao said:

ok just for this to not be a completely useless thread, I got a question:

Does the clock run on a two point conversion attempt?

I noticed that didn't in Vereen's run last game after the comeback, I don't remember if the browns had a timeout or not.

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varjao said:

ok just for this to not be a completely useless thread, I got a question:

Does the clock run on a two point conversion attempt?

I noticed that didn't in Vereen's run last game after the comeback, I don't remember if the browns had a timeout or not.

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Triumph said:

We do need a good laugh.

Do you know anyone thats funny?

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everlong said:

In more devastating new this is moved to the practice squad in 3, 2, 1...

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Don Calhoun said:

[It UOTE=everlong;3677767]In more devastating new this is moved to the practice squad in 3, 2, 1...

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