The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

Hey, even NFL Memes agrees the Jets suck:

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Mike the Brit said:

This is brilliant! But look, here is their media trainer:

Joe Namath Drunk - YouTube

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When that happened live, it was the most uncomfortable thing in the world to watch. It's amazing that Suzy Kobler hung in there as well as she did.

Of course, there is no doubt in my mind that she had to know that he was hammered before they agreed to put him on camera.

ivanvamp said:

When that happened live, it was the most uncomfortable thing in the world to watch. It's amazing that Suzy Kobler hung in there as well as she did.

Of course, there is no doubt in my mind that she had to know that he was hammered before they agreed to put him on camera.

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Interesting. We in the UK thought that it was hilarious on so many levels.

Even if you're an alcoholic, it's hard to get as absurdly out of it as Namath was. I mean, he couldn't even manage "Chad's great. He's my boy." Is that you, Broadway Joe? Then there is that pathetic outfit -- like some kid with his Chad Pennington jersey. Dignity? No -- this is the Jets. The terminal uncoolness made us laugh.

On the other hand, it also took apart the whole let's-have-hot-young-women-as-sideline-reporters-but-let's-pretend-that-the-fact-they're-hot-young-women-has-nothing-to-do-with-it rubbish.

Seeing hypocrisy exposed is always good for a smile.

Sorry. We're obviously just less kind and sympathetic than you guys.

Demosthenes said:

First it was Sanchez with the Red Light Green Light thing, now it's the rest of the team with cue cards.

N.Y. Jets distribute 'Media Bridges' cards to players - NFL.com

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WTF ..this is hilarious.

A behind-the-scenes look ...

The New York Jets Build A Media Bridge | Kissing Suzy Kolber

Mike the Brit said:

A behind-the-scenes look ...

The New York Jets Build A Media Bridge | Kissing Suzy Kolber

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Mike the Brit said:

Sorry. We're obviously just less kind and sympathetic than you guys.

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Oh sure, let's see you guys shoot 6-year-olds and start a political groundswell for gun rights!

You haven't even dropped an atomic bomb in anger. Give me a break.

Brady_to_Moss said:

Dee is NOT going to live up to the hype..becasue he will always be compared to Revis...so he will be called out numerous times by the jets this year making him even less of a factor

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Milliner is going to be a bust. The guy has hands of stone how many interceptions did he drop in college? I will continue to maintain that Rex Ryan is the worst coach in the history of the NFL the Jets should have kept Mangini. Maybe the hire McDaniels next season after Rex Ryan is fired finally.

another scandal in Ratland....

From the same genius mill that has brought us such gems as "don't have a canary","you pats fans are whistling gypsy if you think..." and "for all intensive purposes"..I give you the 2013 Norm Crosby Malaprop winner and STILL champion...

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Quote Originally Posted by Batmans A Scientist View Post
Guess what. win 12 games a year for over a decade + make 5 trips to the super bowl in 12 seasons and you get the benefit of the doubt. The Jets have won 14 games in 2 seasons, and are choosing between an unknown rookie and a QB that has been among the worst QBs in the NFL for 3 of his 4 seasons.

No ****, what's your point?

Obviously, it was a pre-season game, turnovers exasperated the score, but nobody wanted to hear about that excuse when the Pats won in the same fashion last year.

In the end, it's a game that Belichick gets to use in the film room, but to lose that bad, and seeing the regression of talent on the field, it was pretty significant to watch. The offensive side of the ball is in complete transition, and Brady is suddenly playing with a bunch of young and untested kids.

gee...hope they don't exasperate the score next week

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From the same genius mill that has brought us such gems as "don't have a canary","you pats fans are whistling gypsy if you think..." and "for all intensive purposes"..I give you the 2013 Norm Crosby Malaprop winner and STILL champion...

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Quote Originally Posted by Batmans A Scientist View Post
Guess what. win 12 games a year for over a decade + make 5 trips to the super bowl in 12 seasons and you get the benefit of the doubt. The Jets have won 14 games in 2 seasons, and are choosing between an unknown rookie and a QB that has been among the worst QBs in the NFL for 3 of his 4 seasons.

No ****, what's your point?

Obviously, it was a pre-season game, turnovers exasperated the score, but nobody wanted to hear about that excuse when the Pats won in the same fashion last year.

In the end, it's a game that Belichick gets to use in the film room, but to lose that bad, and seeing the regression of talent on the field, it was pretty significant to watch. The offensive side of the ball is in complete transition, and Brady is suddenly playing with a bunch of young and untested kids.

gee...hope they don't exasperate the score next week

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It sometimes amazes me how scores get exasperated. They've been known to cause scoreboard malfunctions and can mess up computers when you try to type them. Damn petulant things.

Tunescribe said:

It sometimes amazes me how scores get exasperated. They've been known to cause scoreboard malfunctions and can mess up computers when you try to type them. Damn petulant things.

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I'm pretty sure that is what also happened to the NASDAQ yesterday. Is it a coincidence that it and the Patriots both breakdown to exasperation yesterday? I think not.

PatsFanInVa said:

Oh sure, let's see you guys shoot 6-year-olds and start a political groundswell for gun rights!

You haven't even dropped an atomic bomb in anger. Give me a break.

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Quite true. Our preferred stance is standing on the side sneering at the afflicted. You bring the guns, we'll bring the satire ...

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It sometimes amazes me how scores get exasperated. They've been known to cause scoreboard malfunctions and can mess up computers when you try to type them. Damn petulant things.

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Maybe rayray was confused with the term "exasspirated". Sometimes turnovers are exasspirated. We've seen Sanchez do that.

Well Jets Insider exploded with the Pats' loss last night. Half the board act like the Pats will go 5-11 and the other half are saying it is just the preseason. And they are killing each other for it.

Pats pounded 40-3 in season dress rehearsal game...

Rob0729 said:

Well Jets Insider exploded with the Pats' loss last night. Half the board act like the Pats will go 5-11 and the other half are saying it is just the preseason. And they are killing each other for it.

Pats pounded 40-3 in season dress rehearsal game...

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Those dunces couldn't even get the final score right.

Rob0729 said:

Well Jets Insider exploded with the Pats' loss last night. Half the board act like the Pats will go 5-11 and the other half are saying it is just the preseason. And they are killing each other for it.

Pats pounded 40-3 in season dress rehearsal game...

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Going for the offseason Super Bowl again.

Let's get back to this conversation in week 5.

santonio holmes sounds like a true jets player eh? Cleared to play..but it's practice..who wants to do that

Should we have a Rex Ryan being fired pool this year ... guesses by the week it happens?

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Should we have a Rex Ryan being fired pool this year ... guesses by the week it happens?

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next off season he will be fired