Vernon Davis, Jason Witten, and Rob Gronkowski walk into a bar.

does he really?

I thought it was gonna say "ouch"

See i thought it was effective in that you think its going to go one way, as an elaborate structured story involving three players of similar position, and instead he just breaks something again. Quick, to the point. BOOOOOO-YA!

Off The Grid said:

Worst Joke EVER!!​

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That's supposed to be:

Worst. Joke. Ever.​

:snob:

You sure Gronk wasn't wheeled into the bar given his back

Lifer said:

Gronkowski falls over a chair and breaks a bone in his forearm

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I have forwarded your name and iP address to the Gronkowski family.
From now on, don't eat any kielbasa that someone else hasn't tasted first.

bored much?

Even if its only for a day, this atrocious attempt at bad humor needs some sort of punishment. I think a one day ban would fit the "crime".

patfanken said:

Even if its only for a day, this atrocious attempt at bad humor needs some sort of punishment. I think a one day ban would fit the "crime".

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Let's lock him in a room with Freeney's mom for a week.

Whenever he takes the field they should the play the sound of glass shattering over the loud speaker

Vernon Davis, Jason Witten, and Rob Gronkowski walk into a bar.

Danny Woodhead ducks UNDER the bar and runs for 27 yards. :rocker:

patfanken said:

Even if its only for a day, this atrocious attempt at bad humor needs some sort of punishment. I think a one day ban would fit the "crime".

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You want I should place him on double secret probation?

Julius said:

You want I should place him on double secret probation?

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No, the ultimate sanction - the death penalty.

Gwedd said:

Vernon Davis, Jason Witten, and Rob Gronkowski walk into a bar.

Danny Woodhead ducks UNDER the bar and runs for 27 yards. :rocker:

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That might work if Woodhead was still a Patriot.

Lifer said:

Whenever he takes the field they should the play the sound of glass shattering over the loud speaker

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA STOP IT.

:lock1: :lock1: :lock1:

Really, stop.

Since we are doing bad Gronkowski jokes...

After the signing of T.J. Moe, Gronkowski has asked Belichick to sign a guy named "Larry" so he can go up to them after a Touch Down and say "Moe! Larry! Cheese!"

I dont want to say Rob Gronkowski is injury prone..but hes been asked to stay away from Mosh pits and Drew Bledsoe

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lurker1965 said:

After the signing of T.J. Moe, Gronkowski has asked Belichick to sign a guy named "Larry" so he can go up to them after a Touch Down and say "Moe! Larry! Cheese!"

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After Belichick responded by eye gauging him, Gronkowski's eye became infected it has been reported he will need eye surgery which will keep him out 6 to 8 months.