OT: If We did Relationships like Belichick drafts

I bet that would be a cool deal for us. Say youve been with a 9 for a bit and things are cooling down. Why not trade down for a crazy 7 thats not possessive who lets you go find another 9 next year to also date. Now you got 2. Or at that point next year you can trade the 7 down for 2 6's and an 8 for the year after that. You wouldnt always have the sexiest chick but you'd be surrounded by very nice company for many years, lots of 9's and 8's and a bunch of crazy 7's.

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We'd date the people we actually like rather than the most popular ones. And we wouldn't equate expensive nights out on the town with a good time. It is that simple.

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I don't tend to date 6-10 people at the same time so i don't think this thread has any real merit, or was thought up with any intelligence.

but thats just my opinion.

A better thread was if we bought groceries like BB does drafts.

Instead of going for that new type of fish your neighbors down south are raving about Bill goes for the bulk shrimp. a year later your friends have chronic illnesses and all their money goes into hospital bills, while bill continues to eat shrimp ****tails at his BBQ's that he has every other year with tbones

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betterthanthealternative said:

We'd date the people we actually like rather than the most popular ones. And we wouldn't equate expensive nights out on the town with a good time. It is that simple.

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And every year we'd be in one of the best positions possible.

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chasa said:

I don't tend to date 6-10 people at the same time so i don't think this thread has any real merit, or was thought up with any intelligence.

but thats just my opinion.

A better thread was if we bought groceries like BB does drafts.

Instead of going for that new type of fish your neighbors down south are raving about Bill goes for the bulk shrimp. a year later your friends have chronic illnesses and all their money goes into hospital bills, while bill continues to eat shrimp ****tails at his BBQ's that he has every other year with tbones

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Ok you knock my idea about relationships without seeing the irony that your idea is centered around eating fish.

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On our first date, I took the girl I am currently engaged to to IHOP. Yep, school of Belichick

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PATSYLICIOUS said:

On our first date, I took the girl I am currently engaged to to IHOP. Yep, school of Belichick

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Is that where Belichick took Tebow before the draft a few years ago? Are you trying to trick somebody else into asking her out?

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I'm taking my next date to the ground round

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So we date someone who we think has true value but many other people don't see it...then after being in the relationship a small amount of time that 6 or 7 or whatever transforms to a 10...and sometimes a GOAT 15

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chasa said:

I don't tend to date 6-10 people at the same time so i don't think this thread has any real merit, or was thought up with any intelligence.

but thats just my opinion.

A better thread was if we bought groceries like BB does drafts.

Instead of going for that new type of fish your neighbors down south are raving about Bill goes for the bulk shrimp. a year later your friends have chronic illnesses and all their money goes into hospital bills, while bill continues to eat shrimp ****tails at his BBQ's that he has every other year with tbones

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If he's eating shrimp he bought a year ago, he'll probably be right there with them.

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We would start with a 9. Trade her down to two 6 and a 1. We take a 6 and the one and that gives us an 8 next year and a 5 now. And next year we will date a 8 a 6 and a 5 :rocker:

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Lifer said:

You wouldnt always have the sexiest chick but you'd be surrounded by very nice company for many years, lots of 9's and 8's and a bunch of crazy 7's.

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Sometimes you just need to stick with quality over quantity. And who knows, what if one of the crazy 7's end up literally cutting you.

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SwedishPat said:

We would start with a 9. Trade her down to two 6 and a 1. We take a 6 and the one and that gives us an 8 next year and a 5 now. And next year we will date a 8 a 6 and a 5 :rocker:

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There ya go, because you have a better a chance of going all the way with an 8, a 6, and a 5 than if you just had one 9

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There are a few things I have learned from relating BB's draft to dating.

1: Kiper's top rank
is always a skank

2: Everybody's binky
is usually stinky

3: Forget the stats
check the snats

4: If it hugs Goodell
there's a lingering smell

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I don't know what the hell your talking about but as George Carlin once said "I never been with a ten but one night I was with 5 twos and that aught to count for something."

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Also, we wouldnt shy away from a 10 who no one else wants because shes totally insane. We would give her a shot and make it clear we would send her ass packing if she tried that nonsense here

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So you are saying you never went to bed with a 1, but you woke up next to a few.

Oh, wait, I think that was me.

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And you would never under value a quality Tight End

In 1992, I took a flyer on a 6th rounder. A 7, maybe 8 back then. Certainly had the physical abilities but also had "the intangibles" that you just can't measure at a bar, party er..a combine.

The 6th rounder became the coach's best friend and her value to the organization cannot be measured in money.

In 1995, I signed her to a lifetime contract and over time has been a great mentor to 3 other "backup QBs" and is getting better and better at their position.

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TB146 said:

Is that where Belichick took Tebow before the draft a few years ago? Are you trying to trick somebody else into asking her out?

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LOL well Tebow is a FA now and we have ample cap space, who knows what fate has in store