The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

New York Jets will enter 2013 season with very low expectations - NFL.com

:singing:

How could they ever top the greatest New York minute (well, 53 seconds to be exact) of them all? How could they ever top the buttfumble, the single funniest play in NFL history and the highlight of that greatest New York Minute of them all? I still grin from ear to ear when I watch The Mouth That Roared mumble "un****inbelievable during that stretch. It will be next to impossible for the Jets to duplicate last year's debacle, but I'm sure they'll put their best foot forward and try.

Jets looking to sign Kevin Kolb ....... Super Bowl,here they come ::woohoo:

PATRIOTSFANINPA said:

Jets looking to sign Kevin Kolb ....... Super Bowl,here they come ::woohoo:

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Wrex is working on his Super Bowl speech as i write this.

Sentenced to 16 weeks hard time, with one bye week, of further suckitude. May God have mercy on your souls. We won't.

Oh yeah and if the sentence is too long... maybe throw in a semi-colon in the middle of it.

Thank you thank you I'll be here all week

It will be interesting to see how many fans show up at Green Beans games this coming season. There promises to be lots of empty seats.

Depends on whether they decide their 1st round pick is the messiah and "the Pats better watch out now... "Super bowl here we come!"

Tunescribe said:

It will be interesting to see how many fans show up at Green Beans games this coming season. There promises to be lots of empty seats.

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Maybe they need like a free entry to those who are still alive when the Jets won their last and only Superbowl.

Now that would be an interesting group of fans.....

Tunescribe said:

It will be interesting to see how many fans show up at Green Beans games this coming season. There promises to be lots of empty seats.

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The fans will be there in droves. They'll just be from the opposing teams.

NJPatsfan26 said:

Maybe they need like a free entry to those who are still alive when the Jets won their last and only Superbowl.

Now that would be an interesting group of fans.....

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They would need to ensure proper handicap access for those using walkers and wheelchairs.

ctpatsfan77 said:

New York Jets will enter 2013 season with very low expectations - NFL.com

:singing:

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Funny Rah!rah! Predicts the Jets will go 10-6. So even he has significantly lowered his expectations for the season.

NJPatsfan26 said:

Maybe they need like a free entry to those who are still alive when the Jets won their last and only Superbowl.

Now that would be an interesting group of fans.....

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More interesting would be the fans who were present for the Jets last NFL championship.

betterthanthealternative said:

More interesting would be the fans who were present for the Jets last NFL championship.

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J - E - ohhh, I forget

Tunescribe said:

They would need to ensure proper handicap access for those using walkers and wheelchairs.

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PSL's with wheelchair access. The new revolutionary sales tactic.

lol

The JESTS have been defying the laws of physics for years. They can suck AND blow at the same time.

PatsFanInVa said:

J - E - ohhh, I forget

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ROTFL! I'm dead over here!

NJPatsfan26 said:

enough about Welker


Lets get back on Track

So gentlemen......the jest.....

2012 Jets Overture (I Hate the Jets 3) - YouTube


Oh how sweet it is.....

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And add this one as not to be forgotten.

Yakety Sax (New York Jets Edition) - YouTube

PATSNUTme said:

And add this one as not to be forgotten.

Yakety Sax (New York Jets Edition) - YouTube

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That's got nothing on Ninja's version (PM him).

ctpatsfan77 said:

That's got nothing on Ninja's version (PM him).

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I knew that there was a better version. Needs to be posted. But we need one version on this thread, or two, or three.

PatsFanInVa said:

J - E - ohhh, I forget

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Well, I suppose it could also be used as a non-pharmaceutical treatment for constipation.