Please post your stupid April Fools' "news" in this thread only

Re: Is Tom Brady still a top 6 QB?

:bricks: I hate April Fools

PATRIOTSFANINPA said:

Rex Ryan joins Planet Fitness

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Actually, this isn't an April Fools joke, but you got the story slightly wrong. The real story is that Ryan's gravitational force has caused Planet Fitness to revolve around him. So technically, Planet Fitness has joined Rex Ryan.

Patsfans.com was just bought out by JetsInsider so they could have bragging rights to 3 Lombardi's.

BTW: Jets STILL suck.

In a reaction to fans' heartfelt requests to "dumb down" the offense next year so Chad Ochocinco can finally have his moment in the sun as a Patriot, Bill Belicheck promised to simplify things for the former star receiver. In one of his weekly, in depth interviews, Belichick acknowledged that, "Sometimes Tom Brady just goes out there and does what he wants with all these secret codes he's made up with Welker and Branch. I am going to put a stop to it this year." Patriots fans are waiting with baited breath to see how this all turns out. Belichick promised to keep them up-to-date on a weekly basis.

:rocker: TeBow got......LAID :rocker:

Bill Belichick has decided to get married and retire with his girlfriend Linda to the Independent State of Samoa to develop an OL/DL player factory in 2013.

Word has it that he wants to ensure Patriot fans will never again have to worry about a supply of 5-technique players.

"Keeps me awake every night" Bill said.

"Those guys at www.Patsfans.com deserve better
and I owe it to them - I hope they can forgive me for not replacing Vrabel".

Re: Is Tom Brady still a top 6 QB?

Whatever happened to "In this thread only"????

Re: Is Tom Brady still a top 6 QB?

Wax Frog said:

Whatever happened to "In this thread only"????

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April Fool's!

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Deus Irae said:

April Fool's!

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I freely admit I bit off a big hunk of this heading and swallowed (not that I can be blamed, TB12-as-toast being the big, tiresome angst-cult it is)

Re: Is Tom Brady still a top 6 QB?

Wax Frog said:

Whatever happened to "In this thread only"????

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Are you referring to the Cedric Benson thread?

or these:


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Re: Is Tom Brady still a top 6 QB?

PATSYLICIOUS said:

Are you referring to the Cedric Benson thread?

or these:

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Oh, dear fount of all things holy and pure*, don't make me look at that picture again!

*Note that it takes a great deal of trauma to make me invent new poetic oaths like that

Non april fool's list of best qbs right now:

1. Eli manning
2. Aaron rodgers
3. Brady
4. Brees
5. Peyton

Re: Is Tom Brady still a top 6 QB?

Wax Frog said:

Oh, dear fount of all things holy and pure*, don't make me look at that picture again!

*Note that it takes a great deal of trauma to make me invent new poetic oaths like that

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Whoever concocted that monstrosity should be spanked and sent to bed without dinner.

TommyBrady12 said:

Non april fool's list of best qbs right now:

1. Eli manning
2. Aaron rodgers
3. Brady
4. Brees
5. Peyton

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Eli isn't better than any of those QBs. Maybe his brother since he is injured.

Watch Eli throw 20 INTs as usual next year and the team go 9-7 or something again.

Once again a Patriot dropping a pass and the giants D-line are causing him to get overrated. He's no better than Roethlisberger.

I hear Albert Haynesworth is weighing under 450 now........

TommyBrady12 said:

Non april fool's list of best qbs right now:

1. Eli manning
2. Aaron rodgers
3. Brady
4. Brees
5. Peyton

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2.It doesnt even matter. Eli is the best.

Rex Ryan loves feet!

April foo.....wait, never mind.

randomk1 said:

Eli isn't better than any of those QBs. Maybe his brother since he is injured.

Watch Eli throw 20 INTs as usual next year and the team go 9-7 or something again.

Once again a Patriot dropping a pass and the giants D-line are causing him to get overrated. He's no better than Roethlisberger.

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Meh, he won more super bowls than any on that list over the past few seasons. You got to give him his due.