BREAKING NEWS: Randomk1 signed by NE Patriots

condon84 · Oct 29, 2011

PATSYLICIOUS said:
Are you daring to question BB on this signing?

I'm not impressed by his 40 time...

Patriot Missile · Oct 29, 2011

This is Randomk1 today.

This is Randomk1 after tomorrow.

E1Downey · Oct 29, 2011

Haha good fun thread!

In bill we trust right??? Good luck to you out there. And if you play well for a couple of years and want a new contract, then just hold out on the team and insult Mr. Kraft, I hear it works!

Haha jk I'm actually a big mankins fan.

Dufflebagz · Oct 29, 2011

randomk1 said:
Woman? You damn hater...i told you i wasn't in shape...it was offseason,give me a ******* break!

Uh-oh, he's got an attitude problem

Keep it up and you'll lose your media interview privelages.

BingoBrown · Oct 29, 2011

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So your the one who parachuted in.

makoute · Oct 29, 2011

Made of glass

RussFrancis · Oct 29, 2011

randomk1 said:
Sent them my resume- not all that talented but i make up for it in heart..6ft 190 pounds,4.6 40,25 inch vertical,BP 1 rep,no history of injuries so far. My former boss at my office vouched for my remarkable character and high work ethic...i also married his daughter.

Been wanting to get into football for a long time and here's my shot. BB called me up and he said he liked what he saw on tape- most of it included me stopping my poodle from catching the frisbee.

I'll probably see time as outside CB or safety.

I'll be your Rudy!!!

Dont get comfortable, randomk1. You'll no doubt be cut the day after tomorrow. But to then subsequently encourage you, dont get down, because you'll likely be re-signed by Wednesday.

randomk1 · Oct 29, 2011

RussFrancis said:
Dont get comfortable, randomk1. You'll no doubt be cut the day after tomorrow. But to then subsequently encourage you, dont get down, because you'll likely be re-signed by Wednesday.

No i won't. I honestly believe tomorrow could be a 1st game breakout game for me. I've been doing some catching up on my film study and i noticed a big flaw in Roethlisberger's game. It's that he's Ben Roethlisberger. Pretty confident i'll get the pick six. Any celebration requests?

Gwedd · Oct 29, 2011

BingoBrown said:
So your the one who parachuted in.

I hope that's a photoshop, because the dude isn't wearing a parachute. It's a knapsack.........

I just hope you didn't graduate from Corning U, 'cause we've had enough players made of glass.

RussFrancis · Oct 29, 2011

randomk1 said:
No i won't. I honestly believe tomorrow could be a 1st game breakout game for me. I've been doing some catching up on my film study and i noticed a big flaw in Roethlisberger's game. It's that he's Ben Roethlisberger. Pretty confident i'll get the pick six. Any celebration requests?

Maybe a shortened version of the 'electric slide'. The TO pompom thing would be my 2nd request. That thing just cant be topped.

RayClay · Oct 29, 2011

Long as you're "all in." [/Reiss]

LuthierJr · Oct 29, 2011

I wouldn't trust the guy. Word on the street is he teamed up with Brandon Spikes for an encore on Chatroulette.

NinjaZX6R · Oct 29, 2011

LuthierJr said:
I wouldn't trust the guy. Word on the street is he teamed up with Brandon Spikes for an encore on Chatroulette.

MENTAL IMAGES!!!!!!

PATSNUTme · Oct 29, 2011

This will be the only nickle back signing in NFL history that only adds a nickle to the salary cap.

PATRIOTSFANINPA · Oct 29, 2011

PATSNUTme said:
This will be the only nickle back signing in NFL history that only adds a nickle to the salary cap.

I would think for that Nickel you get change back of 4 cents,otherwise it's an overpayment

shmessy · Oct 29, 2011

Do you tweet?

TB146 · Oct 29, 2011

Randomk1 is my new binky to make the team!

Gwedd · Oct 30, 2011

shmessy said:
Do you tweet?

To be honest, I never thought of him as a twit.

I guess the jury is still out on that, though.

Boston Boxer · Oct 30, 2011

randomk1 said:
Sent them my resume- not all that talented but i make up for it in heart..6ft 190 pounds,4.6 40,25 inch vertical,BP 1 rep,no history of injuries so far. My former boss at my office vouched for my remarkable character and high work ethic...i also married his daughter.

Been wanting to get into football for a long time and here's my shot. BB called me up and he said he liked what he saw on tape- most of it included me stopping my poodle from catching the frisbee.

I'll probably see time as outside CB or safety.

I'll be your Rudy!!!

4.6 my arse. must be with the wind at your back

BREAKING NEWS: Randomk1 signed by NE Patriots

condon84

Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

Patriot Missile

Pro Bowl Player

E1Downey

2nd Team Getting Their First Start

Dufflebagz

2nd Team Getting Their First Start

BingoBrown

Third String But Playing on Special Teams

makoute

In the Starting Line-Up

RussFrancis

Third String But Playing on Special Teams

randomk1

In the Starting Line-Up

Gwedd

PatsFans.com Supporter

RussFrancis

Third String But Playing on Special Teams

RayClay

Hall of Fame Poster

LuthierJr

Third String But Playing on Special Teams

NinjaZX6R

In the Starting Line-Up

PATSNUTme

Paranoid Homer ex-moderator

PATRIOTSFANINPA

Pro Bowl Player

shmessy

Phoenix, AZ/Retired

TB146

On the Game Day Roster

Gwedd

PatsFans.com Supporter

Boston Boxer

U.S. Air Force Retired