Once again, falling behind the Jets

Metaphors · May 12, 2011

Ruby3 said:
Dumb story

Dumb thread

Oh but this is deadly serious. The Jets are putting in place the means by which they will establish a dynasty never before seen in our or any other lifetime. It all starts with their revamped playbook:

Follow that up with state of the art training technology:

And amazing new equipment upgrades:

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This is a revolutionary leap forward that will leave the Pats a step behind. While the Pats are running on empty, the Jets are walking the walk. Belichick should just admit defeat and step down.

Tunescribe · May 12, 2011

It's actually true. Here's a photo leaked from the meeting:

PatsWickedPissah · May 12, 2011

So depressing. Here the Jets are, having good meetings and what is BB doing with his time?

BostonHerald.com - Blogs: Rap Sheet» Blog Archive » Random picture of the day: Patriots coach Bill Belichick signs a child’s jersey at Franciscan Hospital

capetide · May 12, 2011

Rex calls news conferences when he takes a particularly big, satisfying dump.

Deus Irae · May 12, 2011

capetide said:
Rex calls news conferences when he takes a particularly big, satisfying dump.

Who doesn't?

jetophile · May 12, 2011

I think you guys would do well to take legendary 'longshot' off the home page. The puns to come are outstanding.

TriplecHamp · May 12, 2011

Sciz said:
What's it called where small children don't think something exists when they can't see it? I feel like that's what most Pats fans are thinking about the Patriots' workouts.

Atheism....

BTTA · May 12, 2011

PatsWickedPissah said:
So depressing. Here the Jets are, having good meetings and what is BB doing with his time?

BostonHerald.com - Blogs: Rap Sheet» Blog Archive » Random picture of the day: Patriots coach Bill Belichick signs a child’s jersey at Franciscan Hospital

That's EXACTLY what I'm talking about. BB fiddles around, Rome burns, and the Jets are focused on TWO things at once.

I hope we can stay above Buffalo; last place will be so humiliating.

Jackson 2 · May 12, 2011

capetide said:
Rex calls news conferences when he takes a particularly big, satisfying dump.

Do those two events typically occur simultaneously? Just wondering...

patfanken · May 12, 2011

capetide said:
Rex calls news conferences when he takes a particularly big, satisfying dump.

Thank GOD! for a second I thought people where starting to take this thread seriously.

Triumph · May 12, 2011

mgteich said:
We are falling behind tha jets whose last Super Bowl quarterback was Joe Namath?

But Sanchez is a rising Super Star.

I read it on a NY website.

jsull87 · May 12, 2011

I only read the 1st post... this thread has to be a joke right? because i am pretty sure there are 32 teams i the nfl who's coaches have had meetings talking about how they can get better... is this really an issue to be discussed on this board? because god knows we have more to discuss like... could brady get us 2 1st's?

SONS_OF_BELICHICK · May 12, 2011

hmmm I guess BB goes into meetings and says...what can we do to ...get worse....lets start with the QB......

This is a stupid link....every team is out to improve itself....that's stating the obvious!!!

BTW Rex is rubbing his big buddah stomach ...and suxing on this wifes toes...for luck.

IcyPatriot · May 12, 2011

betterthanthealternative said:
From National Football Post: Jets kicking around ideas | National Football Post

"We had a really good meeting the other day, Rex and I, with our staff and two things we're working on is improvement and trying to take a little time when we can but really focused on improving," Tannenbaum said.

How are we going to keep up with these guys? Why don't we hear about our coaching staff having a good meeting? Why aren't we hearing about the Pats trying to improve, and taking time to focus on improving? It's the old 'double-whammy'. We are DOA this year.

Worst post ever in the history of this board ... time to switch to green tea.

Richard Camembert · May 12, 2011

Sciz said:
What's it called where small children don't think something exists when they can't see it? I feel like that's what most Pats fans are thinking about the Patriots' workouts.

It's not yet having achieved object permanence.

TomPatriot · May 12, 2011

betterthanthealternative said:
From National Football Post: Jets kicking around ideas | National Football Post

"We had a really good meeting the other day, Rex and I, with our staff and two things we're working on is improvement and trying to take a little time when we can but really focused on improving," Tannenbaum said.

Why don't we hear about our coaching staff having a good meeting? Why aren't we hearing about the Pats trying to improve, and taking time to focus on improving?

Because when the Patriots are working and improving and their coaches are having a good meeting, it's NOT NEWS.

BTTA · May 12, 2011

jsull87 said:
I only read the 1st post... this thread has to be a joke right? because i am pretty sure there are 32 teams i the nfl who's coaches have had meetings talking about how they can get better... is this really an issue to be discussed on this board? because god knows we have more to discuss like... could brady get us 2 1st's?

Yes, for the third time, it is a joke. My God, how could it be serious? The statement by Tannenbaum is so absurd it is almost mystical. And the stuff that the sports media is trying to find to write about regarding the NFL is, well...

Gunnails · May 12, 2011

Anymore it kinda seems the Jets are always a few steps ahead.
Still Brady has a few years left.
BB mite have a few tricks left up his sleeve that Rex doesn't know about.
The Pats should at least be competitive with the Jets.

It amazes me how far the Jets have come with this new coach and top front office.

The Brandon Five · May 12, 2011

betterthanthealternative said:
From National Football Post: Jets kicking around ideas | National Football Post

"We had a really good meeting the other day, Rex and I, with our staff and two things we're working on is improvement and trying to take a little time when we can but really focused on improving," Tannenbaum said.

How are we going to keep up with these guys? Why don't we hear about our coaching staff having a good meeting? Why aren't we hearing about the Pats trying to improve, and taking time to focus on improving? It's the old 'double-whammy'. We are DOA this year.

Sciz · May 12, 2011

Richard Camembert said:
It's not yet having achieved object permanence.

THAT's what I was looking for! Remember people, just because we don't hear about the Pats' team workouts doesn't mean they're not happening!

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