Official Wisecracks ABOUT Rex Ryan Thread

Almost time for a career change?

Game face.

In Game adjustment

Poke in the jet-eye.

Return?
Iceman's answer to Adipose Rex's fermishtism:
“This guy was in football because of the New York Jets.”

…And the New York Jets are soon to be out of football because of Danny Woodhead.

New York, selling the Big Lie.
(yo bro, it worked befo')
Adipose Rex becomes Unconvenient.

Whacked Vac's spectacularly backass-words

Re: Funny Video about Rex Ryan and Woody Johnson

jabba the gut


Short form list of Evil Empire (state) brutality:
Parcells, announcing the week of the SB
that he had gone to the dark side, providing
the only victory for the pervert posing as Good Old Boy,
and Worse, far worse,
leading our beloved Curtis Martin,
to aid in stabbing us in the back.

Mangini. Treason and treachery, became a spy,
now at long last, paying the cost.

Force, with us:
BB recognizes the presence of evil in the Empire (state)
and promptly exits.

Our thanks to Lord Kraft.
To whom we owe a debt we cannot pay.


Permit me the mixed metaphor;

JetsBlow said:

For those of you who don't know, Woody Johnson is the owner of the Jets.[/url]

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Heir to Johnson and Johnson.
Member of a rich, powerful and respected family.
Used his power to become invisible, to spy and steal secrets.

Winds of Change
Seeing Red.

Seeing red.
Make it stop.

Sign?
Ugly Green, after coming up short to The Red White and Blue.

Loopy, often gets it.

The natives are restless.

Cheap shots, our stock in trade.

Adipose Rex,attributing his spoken evils to others,
adopting an ugly and unfortunate political tactic.

Harmless Jolly fool, or Serial Killer?
You decide.




"They were probably getting ready for someone else."

"I understand how it's going to (come across) that I took a shot at Brady and all that. He took a slap at me with his antics on the field."

"trust me they are saying worse things about me, it is just not being printed".

"Danny Woodhead is a great kid but I can't stand Danny Woodhead right now. Trust me, the feeling is mutual."

"in this country, you are allowed to have opinions"

Yeah, that is true, isn'T it?

Forget Rex Ryan. Lets talk about Jets fans. The most ignorant, morally deviant, stupid, uneducated, pathetic losers on the planet. What a bunch of a-holes. Yup, A-holes.

Cheapshots, NY stock in trade,
more rotten fruit
from the Big Apple (tree).

Exceptions, to every rule.
Brooklyn born Joe Andruzzi,
Newly Crowned World Champion Patriot,
and his two bothers, both FDNY.

Post SB Victory Celebration.

One watched the first tower fall,
from the 80th floor
of the still standing twin.

Hammer, to meet Nail.

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