Mark Sanchez: Jets' offense to lift off

Triumph · Sep 16, 2010

Tunescribe said:
I'll bet he was talking to himself in the mirror and a reporter mistook it as a quote for attribution.

JoeSixPat · Sep 16, 2010

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"FAILURE TO LAUNCH!"

Run DMC · Sep 17, 2010

I really do not like this piss-ant. Between this nonsense and he verbally consoling TB last year, I am going to take great delight in this chump being found out to be a bust. The only QB to come out of the 1st rd draft in the last 3 years, who will be good in the NFL, is Bradford. The rest of these overpaid rookies are a joke.

Nikolai · Sep 17, 2010

Mossed81 said:
I really do not like this piss-ant. Between this nonsense and he verbally consoling TB last year, I am going to take great delight in this chump being found out to be a bust. The only QB to come out of the 1st rd draft in the last 3 years, who will be good in the NFL, is Bradford. The rest of these overpaid rookies are a joke.

I still think Stafford has a shot.

But Sancheck clearly sucks. I know, I know. He had a really above average game once. Big deal, even Ryan Leaf had one of those. In fact, he probably had more than one. New York will eat him alive.

mgcolby · Sep 17, 2010

Marky boy - you have to actually get the offense out of the hangar before you can get it to fly!

Angry Man · Sep 17, 2010

mgcolby said:
Marky boy - you have to actually get the offense out of the hangar before you can get it to fly!

But first you do need to put gas in the plane so it will work. And there's no gas station around for miles for the Jets.

mgcolby · Sep 17, 2010

Demolition Man said:
But first you do need to put gas in the plane so it will work. And there's no gas station around for miles for the Jets.

Yes....yes you do! Good catch. :rocker:

ctpatsfan77 · Sep 17, 2010

mgcolby said:
Yes....yes you do! Good catch. :rocker:

OTOH, Jabba Wrecks produces enough gas to power the Hindenburg. . . .

resdubwhite · Sep 17, 2010

Mossed81 said:
I really do not like this piss-ant. Between this nonsense and he verbally consoling TB last year, I am going to take great delight in this chump being found out to be a bust. The only QB to come out of the 1st rd draft in the last 3 years, who will be good in the NFL, is Bradford. The rest of these overpaid rookies are a joke.

1, 2, 3 ok.

I think Matt Ryan has a shot too.

Gwedd · Sep 17, 2010

mgcolby said:
Marky boy - you have to actually get the offense out of the hangar before you can get it to fly!

More importantly, you need a pilot.......

Right now, Sanchez is nothing more than a stewardess trying to figure out the controls to keep the plane from going down.

fourthandmiles · Sep 17, 2010

Jets = Spruce Goose
Rexy = Howard Hughs

I can't think of anything else...

scout · Sep 17, 2010

Houston, we have a problem.

WhiteWesWelker88 · Sep 17, 2010

Sanchez makes me smile

don't give promises you cannot keep.

you are not a stereotypical passing qb.... for you to be good.... the running game needs to be effective

Sanchez's mouth is catching up to Rex and his hamburgers

Rex=Whimpy from Popeye

Brock Samson · Sep 17, 2010

If this kid ever had a chance to succeed as an NFL quarterback it went out the window coach Blutarsky drafted him. The Jets are absolutely ruining him.

Haley · Sep 17, 2010

This reminds me of another urban legend that had lift off: The JATO Rocket Car

I bet the ending is the same: "...impacted the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, and left a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock. "

Brock Samson · Sep 17, 2010

Haley said:
This reminds me of another urban legend that had lift off: The JATO Rocket Car

I bet the ending is the same: "...impacted the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, and left a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock. "

lmao

37Harrison · Sep 17, 2010

I really didn't think that I could hate the Jests more than I do... I was wrong.

Haley · Sep 17, 2010

Brock Samson said:
lmao

ahhahaha, nice ... I'm going to have to go with:

"Schotty: Self Portrait, A Jet desperately trying to kicks its own a**"

????? · Sep 19, 2010

My God this thread is brilliant.

TriplecHamp · Sep 19, 2010

????? said:
My God this thread is brilliant.

glad I didn't post in this one:lol2:

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