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That's right. Michael Irvin, one of the most famous and celebrated crackheads of the 1990s is defending "T.O".

Irvin must be telling the truth. When he got pulled over not too long ago and a drug pipe and some crap was found in his car he said it wasn't him so it wasn't him.

If he says it wasn't "T.O", then it wasn't "T.O.".

After all, if Michael Irvin said it, it must be true. Michael Irvin is "the playermaker". He was a great receiver for the Dallas Cowboys in the 1990s. He also had a little bit of what i would like to call a drug problem. He used to smoke crack with Nate Newton and Newton was also a known marijuana smuggler. Michael Irvin had several pro bowl seasons, and he won the superbowl 3 times. He also just recently took "T.O's" side of the story. He doesn't believe that "T.O" tried to kill himself. He thinks "T.O" had an allergic reaction, just like how "T.O" said he did. Other high profile ex-nfl players, many of whom have spots on nfl tv shows, also agree with "T.O". IF you have read this far into this thread you are a moron. I have now successfully wasted between 2 and 7 minutes of your time. Carry on.

Good day to you.
Keegs.:singing:
 
Well, if Michael Irvin and Deion Sanders are on the same page about T.O., then apparently nothing happened and the whole incident was a vast police/media conspiracy to make poor Terrell look bad. :eek:
 
Where is bradmanny when you need a good analysis of the situation?
 
Tunescribe said:
Well, if Michael Irvin and Deion Sanders are on the same page about T.O., then apparently nothing happened and the whole incident was a vast police/media conspiracy to make poor Terrell look bad. :eek:

At least those 2 guys didn't need '25 million reasons' why it was accidental.....
 
Keegs said:
IF you have read this far into this thread you are a moron.

Maybe I can get Irvin and Sanders to go on TV and tell everybody that I'm really NOT a moron. I'm just misunderstood. :rolleyes:
 
TNPatsFan said:
Maybe I can get Irvin and Sanders to go on TV and tell everybody that I'm really NOT a moron. I'm just misunderstood. :rolleyes:

I chose to ignore that line when I read it. :rolleyes:



Because the truth hurts....:cool:
 
mgcolby said:
I chose to ignore that line when I read it. :rolleyes:



Because the truth hurts....:cool:

I find Keegs suggesting I'm a moron a compliment.
 
Clonamery said:
I find Keegs suggesting I'm a moron a compliment.

:rofl: to each their own, I guess.

Remember never argue with and idiot, because they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. ;)
 
I lived in Dallas at the time when the Cowboys were champions and Irvin was continuously in trouble. Randy Galloway, then with the Dallas Morning News, would rip Irvin and state unequivably that Irvin lied. Of course, since that time Irvin has buckled down and gone back to med school to get his physicians qualifications and has concluded that T.O is A-Ok.
 
Gosh, what a surprise! One scumbag Dallas reciever defending another!

Let's refer to journalism 101, shall we?

Not news: Dog Bites Man

News: Man Bites Dog

Not news: Terrell Owens is so f u c k i n g whacked he tried to kill himself!



Actually, I think Bill Parcells was contemplating suicide himself, what with having to deal with Jerry Jones AND Terrell Owens...

It's like having Terry Glenn and Bob Kraft in his "buying the groceries" days, but just x10!

(Oh, and for a bonus, Fat-Tuna-Jelly-Belly, here's Glenn, too! Enjoy them, you New-Jersey-White-Trash piece of kaka!)
 
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Armen Da Pats Fan said:
Gosh, what a surprise! One scumbag Dallas reciever defending another!

Let's refer to journalism 101, shall we?

Not news: Dog Bites Man

News: Man Bites Dog

Not news: Terrell Owens is so f u c k i n g whacked he tried to kill himself!



Actually, I think Bill Parcells was contemplating suicide himself, what with having to deal with Jerry Jones AND Terrell Owens...

It's like having Terry Glenn and Bob Kraft in his "buying the groceries" days, but just x10!

(Oh, and for a bonus, Fat-Tuna-Jelly-Belly, here's Glenn, too! Enjoy them, you New-Jersey-White-Trash piece of kaka!)

Ha! I never thought I could feel sorry for Parcells, but I almost do. (I said "almost") :singing:
 
When hasn't Irvin defended T.O.?
 
Keegs said:
IF you have read this far into this thread you are a moron. I have now successfully wasted between 2 and 7 minutes of your time
:rofl: Honestly man, what... do you read on a third grade level or what? Takes you a bit to sound out the words? S'okay little buckaroo, just keep plugging away at it, it'll get better. ;)
 
T-ShirtDynasty said:
:rofl: Honestly man, what... do you read on a third grade level or what? Takes you a bit to sound out the words? S'okay little buckaroo, just keep plugging away at it, it'll get better. ;)
Well i'm guessing it took you about 5 minutes or so.
Others it will only take 2.

Digger44 is a whole different story. It'll take him the better part of an hour to read through this masterpiece.

thats just how great i write. I can't help it.
 
Ceresco said:
When hasn't Irvin defended T.O.?
I give up... When hasn't he??


That is an excellent riddle.
 
Keegs said:
I give up... When hasn't he??


That is an excellent riddle.


The real riddle is - why does espn imagine we give a rat's a s s what michael irvin thinks?

or deion sanders?

I mean you gotta be a total brick head to be sitting there taking what they say seriously, thinking they are making good points, and having them convince you that owens isn't a complete fruit.
 
Whatever - T.O. clearly has some mad problems, people oughta just leave the guy alone.
 
BradyManny2344 said:
Whatever - T.O. clearly has some mad problems, people oughta just leave the guy alone.

lol - right.
mean old world.
 
BradyManny2344 said:
Whatever - T.O. clearly has some mad problems, people oughta just leave the guy alone.
When a tree falls in a forest, can anyone hear?
 
Is there any truth to the rumor that Dallas is going to trade T.O. to Boston for Manny Ramierez?

It could be a win win... both earn about $25 mil a year

If anything we get the better deal because I think Manny has a longer term contract than T.O.
 
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