Caption this: NE@LOLphins (Randy Moss edition)

"Hey man, I don't think it's cool askin' for my
tag in the middle of the field..."

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Call me as*shole.....one more time.

"You're pretty short for a Colts player."

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What makes a Subaru a Subaru?

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"Hey Randy, have you seen my chin anywhere?"

"Look in Porter's pants. He's like that."

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"Okay, I'll be scoring three times today so I want to be clear on what is and isn't allowed for endzone celebrations."

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"Okay, I'll be scoring three times today so I want to be clear on what is and isn't allowed for endzone celebrations."

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"Randy, if you keep up that sass, it'll be four times"

Got it... new anti-jumping rule, that's gonna be tough...Hey weren't you that guy that said I could vote by touch-tone phone on Wednesday the 5th?

"Hey Blue...I'm pretty good"

"i like hamburgers, they make me have to poo sometimes."

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"...and so I told her, 'Baby, if you thought that was freaky just now, wait 'til you see what I do to those Dolphins corners tomorrow!'"

"Okay ref... you said I wouldn't make one touchdown today. Well I made three. So that's straight up cash homie thank you drive thru."

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Damn, am I as good as I think I am?

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Ref: Mr. Moss, you've got to stop pushing off or I'm gonna have to flag you.

RM: You're kidding, right? Have you SEEN these turkeys? First they disrespect me, then they try to keep up with me by hangin' on my coattails as I'm flying by. Just stay outta the way, man.

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"Bill Polian told you guys to do what ????" "Damn that explains those phantom Ellis Hobbs PI calls and that invisible offensive PI on my TD, thanks dude, I was thinking Polian, but I'm glad you locked up my suspicions, thanks."

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"Bill Polian told you guys to do what ????" "Damn that explains those phantom Ellis Hobbs PI calls and that invisible offensive PI on my TD, thanks dude, I was thinking Polian, but I'm glad you locked up my suspicions, thanks."

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Ref: Yeah but his orders really came from Roger Go...
Moss: Thanks for the confession.

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Were you looking at my Camel toe?