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The NFL is taking a lot of grief for this, but you know the Jets wouldn't put it passed Belichick to use actual ghosts on defense either.

I still don't think it was the hit that put Josh Allen in the concussion protocol as Rapoport says. The real damage was caused when he slammed his head on the ground. There's an angle from McCourty's side of the tackle that shows Allen whipped down as McCourty's legs swing around him.

His head hits the ground hard. Probably what knocked him out.

Will we see Brady in preseason game four because of this?

Paying a fee is fine, but the real money is in the tv rights.

Has anyone in any sport been a future hall-of-famer for longer?

Law - JC Jackson played 98 and 96 % of the snaps last 2 weeks. Assume Law replaces him for all his snaps. That's a big impact. In the Willie scenario, who comes off the field, High? And how many snaps does Sey get in the longest game of the year? Not only is Law a big upgrade, he has more...

The SAMchize.

none. But he does have one Super Bowel, from which he pulls the hottest of takes.

Tom Brady intentionally rips thumb open on Burkhead's helmet as pretext to gain unfair advantage with performance enhancing KT tape.

When beetles fight these battles in a bortle with their paddles and the bortle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bortle paddle battle.

Pats fined 1mm, loss of draft pick for operation of weather machine outside of designated area of evil per league memo.

The league is now looking into a pats employee walking into the bathroom with a bag of thermometers before the game.

It’s the same as in one game for each. But financially not the same impact to the player. I don’t think you can say they were treated the same.

Comedy on par with his coaching. I guess that makes him the Mike Tomlin of comedians.