PatsFans Homework Assignment

[borg]

It's Rookie nickname time. Time to immortalize the Patriots newest gladiators. Any suggestions?

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Crable...The Crab

 

[Disco Volante]

Jerod Mayo and Terrence Wheatley are...

The sandwich.

 

[blackglass3]

Um, what kind of sandwich is that?

I can't think of one, but there has to be something with Mayo and mayonaisse both being bad for your health. Seems like a gold mine.

 

[Canada's #1 Pats Fan]

Why don't we let Chris Berman do that for us.

 

[Disco Volante]

Um, what kind of sandwich is that?

Mayo on wheat bread.

There appears to be some turkey and uh, dog turds on there as well?

 

[bradmahn]

Mayo, Crable and Terrence...

Seafood Salad on wheat.

 

[blackglass3]

Mayo on wheat bread.

There appears to be some turkey and uh, dog turds on there as well?

I got the mayo/wheat part. I was getting at the filling. At first I thought bacon, but it looks too wet. Then I thought roasted red peppers, but I don't think that is right, either.

Plus, if there is a person eating turkey and roasted red peppers with mayo on wheat, I hope that picture was posted from an asylum.

 

[Deus Irae]

Well, Mayo's nickname is pretty much dictated by circumstances:

"Kraft's Real" Mayo

 

[patchick]

I got the mayo/wheat part. I was getting at the filling. At first I thought bacon, but it looks too wet. Then I thought roasted red peppers, but I don't think that is right, either.

Plus, if there is a person eating turkey and roasted red peppers with mayo on wheat, I hope that picture was posted from an asylum.

It's the pineapple that really makes it a taste sensation.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

"Extra" Mayo

"Whole" Wheatley

"Rockin' da" Crabel

"Scooter" O'Connell (for his quick feet and sneaky speed)

 

[BritPat]

Looking at Mayo on Wikipedia....how about "The Doctor", or better - "The Surgeon" after the Mayo Clinic. I was going to suggest "DJ", since there's a British radio presenter called Simon Mayo, but that's worse than the first two and you don't know who he is

 

[signbabybrady]

Jerod "Bring out the Best" Mayo

 

[blackglass3]

Jerod "The Heart Attack" Mayo.

Cause too much Mayo could kill you.

 

[NEGIRLPATSFAN]

Jerod XTRA MAYO

 

[jeffbiologist]

I am just hoping that there is no "WHEAT TOAST" or that the Mayo gets spread too thin!