AFC Predictions?

[JSn]

Do you guys have some number for the AFC? I'm not feeling "mathy" to figure out what the limits are for each team playing each other, but at a guesstimate, I'd say this:

Miami -5 wins (I have a feeling the Parcells and Pennington deal is going to work)
New York - 7 wins (Favre is the Achilles heel and the AFC knows how to chase a QB)
Buffalo - 9 wins (just a hunch, I think they beat .500)
New Engand - 13 wins (but I'd be lying if my heart didn't really wish I could confidently say 15)

What do you guys think? Any number crunchers in here willing to lay out their thoughts?

 

[Disco Volante]

Not making any of mine until the pre-season is over.

 

[JSn]

Not making any of mine until the pre-season is over.

Awww, what fun is THAT?

 

[PATRIOT64]

Do you guys have some number for the AFC? I'm not feeling "mathy" to figure out what the limits are for each team playing each other, but at a guesstimate, I'd say this:

Miami -5 wins (I have a feeling the Parcells and Pennington deal is going to work)
New York - 7 wins (Favre is the Achilles heel and the AFC knows how to chase a QB)
Buffalo - 9 wins (just a hunch, I think they beat .500)
New Engand - 13 wins (but I'd be lying if my heart didn't really wish I could confidently say 15)

What do you guys think? Any number crunchers in here willing to lay out their thoughts?

UMMMM...

Miami 14-2 - Pennington throws for 5,000 yards and 51 TDs (He really can't throw for more than 15 yards like some here say but all year gets tipped balls not far from the LOS which sail high and above and fall perfectly into receivers hands 40 yards down field all year long resulting in tremendous miraculous catches that rival Tyree's last year in the SB)

NY Jets 12-4 - Favre also throws for 5,000 yards and has no picks all season as Goodell out of nowhere before week 1 enacts a 'Favre Law' that requires any defensive player to wait 5 seconds after the ball is snapped before rushing Mr.Favre who is also allowed to throw from a sitting position in a rocking chair placed directly behind the center since his age and slowness is considered a disability and not fair to the lord of all QBs.

Buffalo 10-6 - The Bills bring back Jim Kelly,Bruce Smith and Thurman Thomas which Goodell allows as long as the team can win more games than the Pats and push them into the AFC East basement.

New England 0-16 - Brady decides to take a year off for a big paying modeling job and leaves the team prior to week 1 - Cassel takes over the reigns and throws for 10 yards 50 TDs and 457 interceptions on the season,Unfortunately those 50 TD passes don't count since the touchdowns are actually going to the other team as they are pick 6s from opposing DBs. Chad Jackson is MVP of the team as he earns seperation from a CB one time in 2008 which shows he is improving and deserves the honor.The season gets so bad that Belichick decides to put cameras on his own sidelines and orders the Patriots cameramen take pictures of his own defensive signal calls.