Cold Hard Football Facts hammers a Pats hater

[BrianPat]

I know they were only responding to an email to them, but I haven't seen anyone beat down a Pats hater as well as they did. reading their response was so uplifting, I had to post it here. My apologies to the ladies for CHFF choice of words !

We're not supposed to post the whole thing, but this should be enough to get you to go there and read the rest.

TROLL: The New England Patriots* lost to the St. Louis Rams during the 2001 regular season at Foxboro. After stealing signals and spying on their Super Bowl walkthrough they were able to squeak out a win on neutral turf.

CHFF: You, sir, are a simpleton, who would not know a Cold, Hard Football Fact if it banged your wife right in front of you. And, no offense our ignorant brother, that’s what’s going to happen here. And, boy, is she going to be sore.

http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/Articles/11_2259_Awesome_Memorial_Day_Mail_Pouch.html

 

[ScottieC]

I know they were only responding to an email to them, but I haven't seen anyone beat down a Pats hater as well as they did. reading their response was so uplifting, I had to post it here. My apologies to the ladies for CHFF choice of words !

We're not supposed to post the whole thing, but this should be enough to get you to go there and read the rest.

TROLL: The New England Patriots* lost to the St. Louis Rams during the 2001 regular season at Foxboro. After stealing signals and spying on their Super Bowl walkthrough they were able to squeak out a win on neutral turf.

CHFF: You, sir, are a simpleton, who would not know a Cold, Hard Football Fact if it banged your wife right in front of you. And, no offense our ignorant brother, that’s what’s going to happen here. And, boy, is she going to be sore.

http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/Articles/11_2259_Awesome_Memorial_Day_Mail_Pouch.html

Great post, Thanks.

This article was referenced in the rant as well, as such it needs to placed in our "Other teams cheating" vault.

http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/Articles/11_2142_Who_was_spying_on_the_Patriots?.html

 

[PatriotsReign]

I know they were only responding to an email to them, but I haven't seen anyone beat down a Pats hater as well as they did. reading their response was so uplifting, I had to post it here. My apologies to the ladies for CHFF choice of words !

We're not supposed to post the whole thing, but this should be enough to get you to go there and read the rest.

TROLL: The New England Patriots* lost to the St. Louis Rams during the 2001 regular season at Foxboro. After stealing signals and spying on their Super Bowl walkthrough they were able to squeak out a win on neutral turf.

CHFF: You, sir, are a simpleton, who would not know a Cold, Hard Football Fact if it banged your wife right in front of you. And, no offense our ignorant brother, that’s what’s going to happen here. And, boy, is she going to be sore.

http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/Articles/11_2259_Awesome_Memorial_Day_Mail_Pouch.html

Damn, I hope that troll is married and he's the jealous type!

 

[NEPatriot]

a nice response.

 

[Bostonian1962]

I know they were only responding to an email to them, but I haven't seen anyone beat down a Pats hater as well as they did. reading their response was so uplifting, I had to post it here. My apologies to the ladies for CHFF choice of words !

We're not supposed to post the whole thing, but this should be enough to get you to go there and read the rest.

TROLL: The New England Patriots* lost to the St. Louis Rams during the 2001 regular season at Foxboro. After stealing signals and spying on their Super Bowl walkthrough they were able to squeak out a win on neutral turf.

CHFF: You, sir, are a simpleton, who would not know a Cold, Hard Football Fact if it banged your wife right in front of you. And, no offense our ignorant brother, that’s what’s going to happen here. And, boy, is she going to be sore.

http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/Articles/11_2259_Awesome_Memorial_Day_Mail_Pouch.html

THAT is freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

But the best line from the piece was this....

TROLL: To call Mr. Bad Hair Mel Kiper a draft guru is a joke. Anyone who grades a team’s draft the day after is an idiot. You cannot tell until at least three years down the line whether a team’s draft was successful or not. – Paul Baranofsky

CHFF: Kiper’s hair might be bad. But it’s not a joke. This is a joke: “Grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, ‘We have a drink named after you.’ Grasshopper says, ‘You have a drink named Murray?’”

Calling Mel Kiper a draft guru is merely ignorant.

 

[Kontradiction]

B-e-a-utiful.

 

[Sicilian]

Now, I'll admit, that's good to see, but it kind of hurts us doesn't it? The site is called Cold Hard Football Facts, and from the rest of their reponse they clearly had enough of them to disprove the e-mailers ridiculous assumption.

All they did by insulting him first was make people think our only defense is to attack the attackers.

 

[jmt57]

Nice link. For extra bonus there were even a few slings at Borges and Tomasse further down in the column too.

 

[BrianPat]

Now, I'll admit, that's good to see, but it kind of hurts us doesn't it? The site is called Cold Hard Football Facts, and from the rest of their reponse they clearly had enough of them to disprove the e-mailers ridiculous assumption.

All they did by insulting him first was make people think our only defense is to attack the attackers.

I see your point, but CHFF are not part of the Patriots fan base. Their not defending the Patriots, their calling out a hater for what they are, baseless and stupid !

 

[Sicilian]

I see your point, but CHFF are not part of the Patriots fan base. Their not defending the Patriots, their calling out a hater for what they are, baseless and stupid !

I suppose so. I just think they should have at least started with the facts and then said, "In light of that, your wife etc etc".

Still, it was a lot of fun to read

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Thanks for sharing, brought a smile to my face......

 

[Jackson 2]

Now, I'll admit, that's good to see, but it kind of hurts us doesn't it? The site is called Cold Hard Football Facts, and from the rest of their reponse they clearly had enough of them to disprove the e-mailers ridiculous assumption.

All they did by insulting him first was make people think our only defense is to attack the attackers.

It's beautiful. Given the level of stupidity evident in the original post, I thought CHFF actually went a little easy on him...Not so easy on wifey, though...

 

[BrianPat]

Thanks for sharing, brought a smile to my face......

It was a pleasure, how often do Patriots fans get a chance to have a smile on their face after reading a Spygate rant.

 

[signbabybrady]

preach on preacher man.

 

[upstater1]

Now, I'll admit, that's good to see, but it kind of hurts us doesn't it? The site is called Cold Hard Football Facts, and from the rest of their reponse they clearly had enough of them to disprove the e-mailers ridiculous assumption.

All they did by insulting him first was make people think our only defense is to attack the attackers.

No one actually believes the logic of their accusations, so coming back at them with a reasoned defense is kind of like Shania Twain telling her hubby that adultery is against the Ten Commandments.

No, you respond with the most potent force of all, ridicule.

 

[BrianPat]

preach on preacher man.

Is that how I'm perceived ? Just curious.

 

[PatriotsReign]

Now, I'll admit, that's good to see, but it kind of hurts us doesn't it? The site is called Cold Hard Football Facts, and from the rest of their reponse they clearly had enough of them to disprove the e-mailers ridiculous assumption.

All they did by insulting him first was make people think our only defense is to attack the attackers.

Since Pats fans don't care what the rest of the country thinks, no it does not "hurt" us at all.

I would not have wanted CHFF to have responded any other way. Besides, they didn't attack the troll, they attacked his WIFE! I thought it was pretty sweet

 

[Bostonian1962]

bump bump bump bump