Clayton: Patriots going to be "exonerfied"

[Zeke_Mowatt]

Yup, you heard it here first folks. Exonerfied. Clayton. Not only is this douchebag backing away from his harsh criticism, but he's doing it with words he makes up on the spot. Nice. Exonerfied. Pencil that one in for Webster 2008.

 

[shmessy]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

Yup, you heard it here first folks. Exonerfied. Clayton. Not only is this douchebag backing away from his harsh criticism, but he's doing it with words he makes up on the spot. Nice. Exonerfied. Pencil that one in for Webster 2008.

Could you elaborate for us?

Link? Or what show did you hear this on?

 

[Zeke_Mowatt]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

Could you elaborate for us?

Link? Or what show did you hear this on?

ESPN Cold hard facts, as response to the taping discourse (in which very little was actually stated), Clayton basically says "the tapes were already on something that was already there, so I think right now you're going to see the Patriots exonerfied and they're going to be, at least now, this spygate incident is over"

I tried, probably missed a few things, but my wife is looking at me rewinding like I lost my mind, so that's about the best I can repeat it.

Edited to add the grammar issues are correct, it was stammering at the end, he obviously didn't sound thrilled to admit it.

 

[Kontradiction]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

ESPN Cold hard facts, as response to the taping discourse (in which very little was actually stated), Clayton basically says "the tapes were already on something that was already there, so I think right now you're going to see the Patriots exonerfied and they're going to be, at least now, this spygate incident is over"

I tried, probably missed a few things, but my wife is looking at me rewinding like I lost my mind, so that's about the best I can repeat it.

Edited to add the grammar issues are correct, it was stammering at the end, he obviously didn't sound thrilled to admit it.

Because he looks like a moron, that's why. Oh wait, he already looked like a moron? You don't say. Poindexter and all the other nincompoops at ESPN have already started backpeddling like there is no tomorrow... and I'm loving every second of it.

 

[JoeSixPat]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

Does anyone know what "Exonerfied" means?

Did he really say that?

Does he mean Exonerated?

What an idiot.

 

[tatepatsfan]

I guess Emmitt has been rubbing off on him. Yeesh.

 

[Zeke_Mowatt]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

Does anyone know what "Exonerfied" means?

Did he really say that?

Does he mean Exonerated?

What an idiot.

He most certainly meant Exonerated. He most certainly said Exonerfied. I rewound my DVR and replayed it no less than 10 times to try and get the quotes right for Schmessy until my wife looked at me like I wasn't going to get dinner. Exonerfied. He was stumbling though much of it, nothing came out of his mouth cleanly, it was stammery and stuttery (hey if he can make up words so can I).

 

[BradyFTW!]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

Does anyone know what "Exonerfied" means?

Did he really say that?

Does he mean Exonerated?

What an idiot.

Exonerfied will at least show up in UrbanDictionary pretty soon, probably. That's better than nothing, sorta.

 

[Sivy]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

He most certainly meant Exonerated. He most certainly said Exonerfied. I rewound my DVR and replayed it no less than 10 times to try and get the quotes right for Schmessy until my wife looked at me like I wasn't going to get dinner. Exonerfied. He was stumbling though much of it, nothing came out of his mouth cleanly, it was stammery and stuttery (hey if he can make up words so can I).

You could just get your own dinner.

 

[patchick]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

Exonerfied will at least show up in UrbanDictionary pretty soon, probably. That's better than nothing, sorta.

Somebody send it to PFT, Florio loves a good malapropism.

 

[spacecrime]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

You could just get your own dinner.

Zeke_Mowatt was exonerfied by his wife and received dinner. All's well that ends well.

 

[Zeke_Mowatt]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

Zeke_Mowatt was exonerfied by his wife and received dinner. All's well that ends well.

Exactly! Spending more time trying to clarify the quote would have only exmasterbated the fact that she didn't want to hear the same thing over and over

 

[Fixit]

"In retrospect, some things could have been done so that Spygate didn't have to drag on from September until now. It would have helped if Goodell had been clearer at the start in saying Belichick admitted spying on coaching in games since 2000. Given that revelation, Walsh would not have been caught in the media vise since Super Bowl week; he could have just told the league his tapes weren't anything new."

Wow. Just...wow.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

"In retrospect, some things could have been done so that Spygate didn't have to drag on from September until now. It would have helped if Goodell had been clearer at the start in saying Belichick admitted spying on coaching in games since 2000. Given that revelation, Walsh would not have been caught in the media vise since Super Bowl week; he could have just told the league his tapes weren't anything new."

Wow. Just...wow.

This was a known fact.
It simply wasn't reported or acknowleged by well paid members of the sports media.
I'd love the easy high paying job of being an ignoramous.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

Does anyone know what "Exonerfied" means?

Did he really say that?

Does he mean Exonerated?

What an idiot.

He must have just filled up the tank on his SUV ... Exxon

 

[shmessy]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

He most certainly meant Exonerated. He most certainly said Exonerfied. I rewound my DVR and replayed it no less than 10 times to try and get the quotes right for Schmessy until my wife looked at me like I wasn't going to get dinner. Exonerfied. He was stumbling though much of it, nothing came out of his mouth cleanly, it was stammery and stuttery (hey if he can make up words so can I).

Much appreciated, Zeke!

BTW, maybe your wife is holding back on your dinner because she's Lisa Olson and doesn't find your postername very funny!

 

[Zeke_Mowatt]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

Much appreciated, Zeke!

BTW, maybe your wife is holding back on your dinner because she's Lisa Olson and doesn't find your postername very funny!

They love when you shake it in their face baby!

 

[lorijean]

Re: Clayton "Patriots Going To Be Exonerfied"

Exactly! Spending more time trying to clarify the quote would have only exmasterbated the fact that she didn't want to hear the same thing over and over

I think I might have exmasterbated once or twice.

 

[PATSNUTme]

Was it this guy :

or this guy:

 

[Zeke_Mowatt]

You mean was it choice A or choice A?

Was it this guy :

or this guy: